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Is Pet Food Hazardous To Humans? by
Guillaume Ier de Normandie
My lover died of hiv related illness recently. He had a little yorkie
named Rooney. On his death bed he made me promise to take care of him
after his death. I said of course! After he died, I took Rooney out
into the country and dropped him off on the side of the road because I
hated that little...
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To Heather by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Diz dint show up da furst tyme, or thu second tyme...mrrrt.
Stoopid pooter
I must've mizzed sumptin cuz I dint gnow yoo had bad fings done wiff yer
mouf. Owch. {HUGS} Are yoo fealing bedder gnow? I hoap so. I had 3 uff
mine fangs pulled unlongh time ugo anna et hurted. I hoap yoo rnt...
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February 18th 09 11:49 PM
by Granby
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I'm Baaaaaaack! by
Fred[_2_]
Hihi Kitties,
Well I'm settling in here in Nova Scotia and looking for work. I've
put out some advertisements and after sitting in on some professional
piano lessons, I've had an accredited, and very experienced teacher
tell me I should advertise to teach all ages at all grade levels. ...
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Tew Anti Heather by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Diz dint show up da furst tyme...mrrrt.
I must've mizzed sumptin cuz I dint gnow yoo had bad fings done wiff yer
mouf. Owch. {HUGS} Are yoo fealing bedder gnow? I hoap so. I had 3 uff
mine fangs pulled unlongh time ugo anna et hurted. I hoap yoo rnt in
inny
payne.
No wurriez bout...
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Tew Anti Heather by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
I must've mizzed sumptin cuz I dint gnow yoo had bad fings done wiff yer
mouf. Owch. {HUGS} Are yoo fealing bedder gnow? I hoap so. I had 4
toofies pulled unlongh time ugo anna et hurted. I hoap yoo rnt in inny
payne.
No wurriez bout mizzing da wedwink, we awl unnerstnads n
et wuz sew...
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Where iz efferyone? by
Granby
Didz u all goez on enbizable modez? Willow tried of looking at a blank
screen.
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Hey Pi2nya n Sundance by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Mimzy wrote you a sweet ledder dat I hoap yoo will reed wen yoo gets bax
frum yer hunnymoon. Dat meeting me n Pookie wint tew was fun, et wuz a
fundraiser for aboozed cats n dogs n we raised lotsa toonas for it. Da
singing laddee on da TV, Sarah Mclafflin wuz dere tew anna we got tew meet...
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Aminul Plammet iz becum HORRIBUL by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da
tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like
ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse.
Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin
hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...
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THE RECEPTION, DINNER, AND DANCING by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Oh my gudness...I yam gettin tyred, an we habint greeted awlla ower
geztz, urr had dinner, mutsh lezz had da Wedwink Danze yet...
I juzt mite rezt furra wile, Sunnydance, lub, den kum deown furr dinner
an danzink, tho the uther kitteez mite want tu begin. Sunnydanze, kud
yu fyll in furr uz furr...
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Mimzy wates in da vestibool by
Mimzy =^..^=
Mimzy N Bob Qat r awl dwessed up anna r waiting inna vestibool for wen da
gests startz arriving for da bootiful wedwink ceremony sew dey kan sine da
bootiful gest book. Mimzy duzznt gnow efferbuddy in da community, sew wen
dey arrive, her hands dem da fancy pen wif da Peacock fethurs tew sine...
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Sundance and Pit2nya's WedWinking Serrymony by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
It is noon in the United States of Cat America.
It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya.
Guests start arriving...
They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and
using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat.
They sign:
After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a...
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REEHURRSULL, DINNER, AND DANCE 2/13/09 by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Myne Wedwink Planner, (Myne Anti Carole) hewlpt me figger diz owt:
So letz lyne up lyke diz:
Da chamburr moozishunz wyll sit up frunt.
They will be playink JS Bach's "Ode on a G String" thruowt.
(moozik wyll be sent by email attachmint tu enny kitty huu rekweztz)
Affurr awlla da geztz ar...
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remfuring by
Stormmee
It is the middle of the night, the girl cats in the community
are taking a
break from admiring all of toonias and sundances prezziez for theirow
winking, the boy cats are in the cave with the second world cats and some
have accomplished their goal... TV starts thing of HRH Cleo and...
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February 14th 09 04:00 PM
by CatDude
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Ping Hoominz by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Purr leeze feal free tu uhtend mine an Sundancez Wedwink.
It wyll be warm in Soffurrn Cattyfurrnya.
Da hoominz wyll be allowd tu sit (Kwietlee) in da balkonny,
durink sa serrymony, an tu takye da hoomin toor ov Hurzt Kassel on
Munnyday.
--
Pitô.ônya
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Ungrateful Hoomans by
Meowmie Carol
So, i decorate meowmie and her son (MY hooman) Collin's clothes wif my
lufferly fur, and are they fankful... NO! i work especially hard
before Collin's violin concerts to make sure he is appropriately
attired, a black suit looks so mice wif orange and white fur!
But, are they fankful.... Collin...
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The boy-cat's Not An Adventure by
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Meow, masters Tiger and Samuel. It is good to see you again. We are quite
pleased that you have kept our secret all these years. In fact, we think
we have you to thank for an amusing adventure. Just one moon after our
dealings with you a family of skunks living in a cave similar to ours,
but a...
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Confused by
MLB
I'se confused abowt Granby and Gramby --
cud sumone plees splain?
TuTu
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February 12th 09 03:06 AM
by Granby
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um Anti Maggy May by
Mimzy =^..^=
Hihi Anti Maggy May
Mimzy heer, furst I wanna gib yoo a hug. I need sum adbise bout wat tew
ware tew da wedwink, n sinse iam in charge uff da gestbook n Pi2yna sayed
me n Bob Qat cood sit at da taybul, wow, dat iz speshul tew usses. I wanted
tew know iffen dis dress is umkay. It is white...
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