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I has a problum Maggy May by
Will in New Haven
Az yoo gnow, Uncl Bill an me gotted da same meowmie. Ann I know dat
shee wann him to getted a harecutt butted hee don' seem to HEER mee
wen I telld him. Should I bite him? Wud dat wurk?
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WooToo
Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.
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SaMANfa sez funny fing by
Will in New Haven
Samanfa sez yoo can gets a kookiie by sitting in frunt ub Uncl Bill an
wooking at him wike dis, &**&, wiff big doggy eyes an fluffy eers. Dew
yoons fink dat wud wurk?
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Wee iz hiding by
Will in New Haven
Wascal, hoo has been Out a lotlot, tole us a scary story about a
SNACKING TURKLE dat bit somebody's little hoofie off. Wee ar scard
Under da bed in Uncl Billz room
Calling da Bear to protek usses.
An Piglett, tell Wascal to tak bak dat storee.
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Is Meowa More a Kitty? by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill an mee is watshin her play pattyball on telebishun an she
moofs wike a kitty and shee is furry pritty an smart. Butted Uncl Bill
sez shee is a husky, witch is a d*g. Dat kant be rite.
Silly Uncl Bill
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WooToo
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Purrs four da Bear by
Will in New Haven
Da Bear camd bak from TED's. He had fun playin wiff da nise lady at da
couner and he don' feel sik at awl. Butted da TED sez dat da lil lump
on hims ankul is a cansermonster. Sew he gonna cut da cansermonster
off nex Thursday.
We gonna purr all weke an we gonna sing da Bear's own song:
Hoo is a...
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Bear is HOME by
Will in New Haven
Da Mommy brotted da Bear hom. Widdl Samanfa was IMPOSSIWOGGLE wile he
was gond. Butted hee is hom an restin. Hee eeted bout haff his dinner
an Samanfa finishd it four himseff. Mommy sez dat da TED beet up da
cansermonser and sended it aweigh.
Wee is happee.
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Sunrise, Missy an WooToo
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Uncl Bill an da Floo by
Will in New Haven
On frideigh affergnoon, rite affer he gotted off ob an importan fon
cawl, Uncl Bill cam down wiff shakes an feber an chills. He was furry
sik and coont keep his afffernoon repointment, wich was why he was hom
in da first place. Da doggies could not tak him for a walk, so Aunt
Micki, there furry own...
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Purrs for da Aminals in Ohio by
Will in New Haven
Deer furrends,
We ast dat yoo join us in purring dat da byoootiful aminals hoo
recenlee dided in da Ohio insident ar taken by da Mommy ob us awl to
ress under da Forever Trees.
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WooToo an Missy, for our hoomins ana r dogs
Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again
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Sheba, Queen OB. A fren by
Will in New Haven
Diss webby paij belongs to r fren Sheba.
http://dahoudek.com/shebaqueenof/
Her mommy Deb don' typebite in Meowspeech butted we wanned to show
herseff to yoons.
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WooToo an Missy
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Fangyu four Zooming wiff Usses by
Will in New Haven
Hihi,
I wanna fank efferykitty hoo ported over an hepped us zooom up an down
da stares lass gnite an eerly diss morning. It wuz funfunfun. Widdl
SaMANfa fanks yoo two.
It wuz furry smarted too hid wen Uncl Bill comed outta his rume. I
shooda hidded too. Dat weigh we cud letted da doggy tak da...
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Mee an widdle SaMANfa had da zoomies by
Will in New Haven
Shee runrund up da stares. Sew I runrund up da stares too see wy shee
wuz doin it. An it was funfun. Sew den she rund DOWN da stares. So I
rund down da stares. And we rund and we rund. An Uncl Bill cam out ub
his rume an sed "dont yoo GNO" an den stopt an sed "I gess yoo dont"
an waffed an wen bak...
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Maggy May haz a Kweschun by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill anna Ant Micki wuz wachin TV lass munf. It wuz da aminal
plamet. Der wuz a man hoo wanned peepl to gve munny to hep baby
hefalumps. An dey showd da kyootest baby effadents. Dey wuz adorable.
Ann Uncl Bill sed hee sent off sum munny for a baby effadent. Which
wuz very nise.
Now dis iz da...
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Poor Bear, hiss d*ggy mummy an daddy boff went to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill an eye iss sad four r fren Bear. His mummy Kassie, a
byootiful ladee d*g, an hiss daddy Buddy, sam z r parrut, boff went
too da Bridj diss week.
Wee knowd dat Buddy-d*g had bin fitin da cancermonsterz for awile.Wike
Bear, hee iss furry brav. Butted finly, he gotted tird ub beein sik...
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Da Gruumeeng Ladee by
Will in New Haven
It iz getting warm an prittee in da OUTS. Wee can heer da birdeez an
see da flowurz an da leefs on da treez. Sew wee gnow dat soon da
gruumeeng ladee will com offer an hepp uz wiff r hairdooz four da
spring. Meowmiee Micki use too do it an still hepz ussez sumtimez
butted now da niz ladee cumz...
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Da Sqwirl is in reel trubbubble by
Will in New Haven
Gnow Iyam madd at heem. Alreddy I din' wike it wen he bovvered my nice
pet d*g Bear. Butted GNOW wee r at war. Dat rodunt wuz on da portch
ann hee _chittered_ at mee an waved his tale an danced aroun sayin
"you can't getted mee, you can't getted me."
I tried butted meowmie wunt open da Frentch...
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Purr four my fren inna TREEE by
Will in New Haven
My fren iz up a treee here in Norf Branfurt. Efferywun iz makin a fuss
ober him butted hiz hoomins don' effun gnow wer hee iz. I don' fink
dey CARE. Butted uvver hoomins care an r tryin to hep him. Hee iz
furry gud at gnot bein capshured. Sew hee might stay in da tree until
hee iz hurted. Purr four...
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Monkee Parrutz by
Will in New Haven
Stop Evil hoominz frum da powur cumpny hooo iz hurtin monkee parrutz
an sendin dem to da Bridj. Effun Uncl Bill, hooo iz hommmin hisself,
gnows dis iz wrong an so duz meowmee Micki. Munkee parrutz ain started
no firez nor don non ub da fingz dat da powur compny sez dat dey MITE
doo an dey been heer...
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R Sekretary iz goin too bed by
Will in New Haven
Wascal will observe da seremonies and da walk. Den he will danse wiff
da older ladeez an da ladeez wiffout partners until Miss Piglett can
joyne him in cuttin da rugg.
Sunrise an Missy an WooToo will also observe da seremonies. Dey will
danse wiff Wascal an sum unacompaneed boycats a little bit...
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Duz annykittee heer gno Bailey down da streeet? by
Will in New Haven
Diss iz da Bear.
Wud anykittee hoo gnos Bailee, da byootiful black kittee down da
street, peez tell herseff dat I am a GNICE doggee an onwee wanna play
an seigh hewwo? She swares at mee an effen widdl Samanfa an won' com
offer an seigh hewwo.
da Bear
hoomin gnote: When Micki or I are out without...
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Wee Hearded a WEEERD Noyz by
Will in New Haven
Me an Missy Missy bows wuz lazin aroun mine rume, laffing at dogs an
hoomins an telling storees. Den we heerd a weerd noyz. Making shor der
wuz gno hoomins aroun, beclaws dey wood be shokd, we wevitated to da
winner an wookd ouSIDE.
An wut did wee see. Missy cuts in smooooothly
WASCAL wuz...
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