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food taxes and twibutes by
Storrmmee
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum...
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the rum tour by
Storrmmee
trudi having recofured goes looking for jack so they can return to the bar
nand have more of that yummy rum drink Mme. A. was drinking, on her search
for jack she runs into her sisfur in paw at the bar so orders anofur
double...
i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze...
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Her gotted da soupkaze out of da klozet by
Granby
We finkz da Gramby iz going to that Gran Izlan place in Newz Yorkz. Her
gotted her soupkaze out and iz puttink fings in it. We waz all in dere a
bitz ago. Piglett not likening the looks of this.
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Whatz nexdt? by
Granby
Hihi diz iz O T and now dat we haz Toonya anna Sundanze winked and on der
honeymoonz, what iz we gonna do nexdt? I fur one haz kabin feverz.
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I have 32,000 saved posts... by
Gandalf
I'm a long time lurker here.
Back in 2003, I started saving posts, because I just didn't have time to
read them; I'm not very good at reading meow chat.
So now, many years later, I have over 32,000 saved posts. Once I started
saving a thread, I saved all of it, until there were no posts, to...
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I yam in da d*g howze :`-( by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
I bited mine Meowmee.
We wuz shayrin uh chayer, an hur reetsht bak tu pet me,
an I bited hur hard. Hur hazza punk-shur on da top an uhn
uglee blud blyztur on da bottum ov hur furr-finker.
Hur iz angree attid me an wunt stop furrownin an hissin at me.
Mine tummy feelz funny.
--
Pitô.ônya, Probly...
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Da kasino by
Granby
O T sits on the stool but suddenly has a thought. He gets his toonas out of
the machine and goes in search of Harri. "I forgotted bout dem goink to da
buger plaze, did yourownselfz wanna go dere and get some of dat fudz?
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OT ~ HosSPITal again... by
Cory[_2_]
If anyone cares, I'm currently in the hospital with a suspected
infection in my foot after a recent amputation of a toe (the toe had
had an abscess on it for months and months and just wasn't healing,
and since I don't walk any more , the docs elected to amputate). The ONLY
reason I am in the...
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can somecat hep!!! by
Stormmee
der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz...
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Da loo-ow on da beech. by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Oopz!
Awl ower frenz ar welkum tu da loo-ow at da beech,
in Cattyleena, dat iz. Danzink affurwurdz at da Catseeno.
Laaaz ar provided.
BYOB.
--
Pitö.önya
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New klub propozed: WFKC -- Wite-footed kittee klub by
Rebecca
Dere haz bin diskussion in anudder thred abowt startin a klub fur kittees
wif wite feetz. Dis wuz inspired by Lilith sharing her Merikan Indian name,
Lilith Whitefeet. Da kittees listid below haz indikated innerest in dis:
are dere ennee udders? We kud hab owr firstest meeting an eleckt...
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Stormmee by
Granby
Stormmee I nedz yourown help. Da Chikens down da road gaved me 3 dozen
eggzs to Kolor and bring to da Party over da weekend. I had dem all ready
and dis mornin, dey was gone. I saw some skuirrl trackz by the wine barrell
where I left them to dry last night. We needz to call Rosco and telzs...
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The finalii by
Stormmee
The kittens parade around the entire ship. They all look wonderful in their
ribbons and flowers, the owlder kittens are having a riot waving their
longlong tails and doing fancy dance steps, Stormmee wishes she had some
white on her feet as she really likes this marching thing...she notices...
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Ms. Rebecca, howz da konstruckshun? by
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^
Hihi Rebecca,
Itz been a wyle since dey started on da Fluffykitz facility. Iz it
finnished yet? Iz yoo goink to offer da community a tour?
--
Purrs,
Mlle. Anaïs
3/23/2005 3:47:40 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll
port to Key West!
Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to
be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and
cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs.
Ummm dis...
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club namez by
Stormmee
black cat club
white feet club
tabby cat club
back claw club
tuxedo club
--morning coat division
tough girl kitty club
Trudi, whose hoomin is almost better enough to type something useful like a
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Down the canyon by
Samuel Redcat
Hello, everykitty. I'm Max, and this is my associate Max. We're both tour
guides here in The Narrows. As requested by Mlle. Anais, we've arranged
for these exploration vehicles to allow you to see the wonders of this
beautiful natural formation. They are specially designed for the comfort
and...
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August 12th 08 06:13 PM
by Granby
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JELLICLE BALL: MEOW!!!!! by
[email protected]
This is Bobcat. Well the next New Moon will soon be upon us. Does
anycat out there know where the Jellicle Ball will be this year?? Ah!
I am SO glad that somecats are going to watch over my new charges. Oh
if you thought Bonnie the Black Panther was bad, well...... I have a
true Tag Team here --...
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by Granby
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ball 'skortz by
Stormmee
Dear kominuti,
I know diz iz gonna sownd furwurd, but wif manikatz gointo da brige anna
hoomanz cirkumstanzes bein allatime changin i thinked i wuld juzt be upfrunt
bowt skortz fur da ball.
Of cawz ifin BK kant skort myownself i willz juzt go wif mine family... OEJ
sayz da same for her anna STT,...
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Changing decorations by
Miss Violette
Miss Violette looks around and sees very little activity... She goes to the
porter, and returns with all new decorations and balloons so the kitties can
keep their pawti up but change the theme, The red heart balloons, and cupid
bunting is replaced with, green,blue,silver white, and all other...
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