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Purrs desperately needed by
Gramby
Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink
how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of
starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff
cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on...
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Jack Gordon (RB) by
rafflescat[_2_]
Large black cat steps up to speak. He is weeping and his voice is a
whisper filled with emotion.
Tis myne sadsad duty tu infurm awl of ower furrends dat Jack of da
Howse of Gordon, 18 yeers owld, ,went tu thu Bridje this mornin.
Jack had been seeryously ill fwum befurr Kissamouse an tudae,...
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today's issues by
Storrmmee
well things were going along pretty good today, until we were in a car
wreck, we weren't hurt in the wreck, but it has brought home i might have
been in denyal about some other things so if i could have some prayers/purs,
whatever you can muster that i can deal with the stress and come out...
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End-ov Yeer Repurrtz doo by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Enny an awl Ocifurz ov CatAmerica are rekweztid tu fyle dere yeerlee
repurrtz.
--
Pitô.ônya, Grand Pooh Bah
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ATTN: Diplocatz and Sekketerreez: Repurt! by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
I azkt bery nizelee.
Neow I yam rekwirink a kwarterlee repurrt frum da rezt ov yuz:
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
or Assistant Diplocats 2 Egypt and Temple of Bast ...Cybele &
Oriane
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 White House ......
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Dem iz in da houze by
Gramby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and hold it like a microphone and heads to
the center of the room.
Nouncement. Nouncement.
All da Asher/Grass kittys and da hoomanz iz bak in der home, da nu houze.
Dem gotted moofed in diz dai. I hazn't herd how dem, the cats, likez itself
as dem hazn't been...
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Granpaw purrz needed by
Booker
Weze jest found out da ar grandpaw iz goin in fur surgery tomorrow fur
sumfing kalled a hurnya. Since efurrykittie seemz to be purrin, kud yu
add a few dat hiz surgery goes gud.
Booker
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat? by
Gramby
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not
cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went
missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was
nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the...
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Gue news, we hopez by
Gramby
Iffin all goes well, auntie softs houze will be bak online on fridayz effink
.. O t glad to hear this.
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Meowmie's serjeree to make herownself less fluffy by
Rebecca[_2_]
Meowmie finully knowz when herown serjeree will be -- janooary 30. I heered
her say dat she will be in da hospittle fur 3 or 4 daze! Today da hoomin
ladee dat will be kummin over to take kare uv ussez wuz heer, an she had da
nerb to try to pet myownself! Harumph! It wuz enuf uv a onner dat I...
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Heyho Fwends! by
rafflescat[_2_]
Dis is a hewwo frum usses lurkin heer.
We hasnt been onna gwoop fur a wile, just gettin ower hedds togeffur
since Jack went tu thu Bridje. We miss himself.
Fings dont change much heer, we is still beein mistweeted n starfed.
Meomie ses shees wookin fur a soot of armoor cos wittle Cleo has
lerned to...
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Weepurt ob da Inteereur notted a gud wun by
Meowy
Dere haz bin bwot tu mine purrtension a snigifurkent purrblem ob da
Inteereur. Itted iss da madder ob da dorrs. Dees ar fings da hoominz
yoodalize tu purrfent da ingwess an egwess ob kitteez furm wun rum tu
anuffur.
Du pwymary offendur iss da bafrum dorr, wich cawzez wotta caterwalling
forfkumming...
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Tutu meny purrz needed by
Cheryl[_5_]
Theer iz so meny needin purrz! n we will add ourownselfs. Ower
granmeomie haz bin inna horsepital sinz she falled at noo yeers evun tho
she dint brake eny bones. Hoomin ted duznt no wats rong, butted haz
suspishuns. She haz agreed tu hav sum moor test, inkludin an impurrtant
an paynful wun nex...
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Anofther purr request by
Gramby
Our Gramby haza a spezial fren whooze hart tried to attak himself. He hazta
go furr all dem testz dat skarez da hoomanz. While u iz purrink for
Loreli's granmeowmie, kud add a kouple furr our fen? Piglett who wants her
friend to be ok.
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Purrs and purrayers for my Mother, please? by
Storrmmee
we iz hopin we readz to da end of diz thread and findz she passed, OEJ
"Gandalf" wrote in message
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May I ask for some more purrs for my elderly Mother?
She has been undergoing tests, to see if she can have the...
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Gnus ob da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
Mine first storee ob da day:
Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl
cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me,
sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And
I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...
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I hurt by
John[_4_]
I hurt so bad. I'm a 72 year old man, and oh how I hurt. I have never
been able to express
my feeling to anyone, especially family and friend, but I hurt so bad, I
have to tell
someone. I lost my 12 year old cat Babygirl yesterday. I took her to the
Vet yesterday
because she hadn't been eating...
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Surprise! Kissamouse is still on!! BIG BIG purr request by
Purrdai Kitties
Sekrit Santa sent the prezzies to OEJ, Trudi, Storrmmee, Chester, MH
and Barbi on December 19th BUT due to SEKRITARY ERROR the prezzie was
returned to Sekrit Santa.
Can everykitty purr that Kissamouse magic works one more time?
The Purrdai Kitties knowing Jan 7th is Eastern Orthodox Kissamouse...
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Weh Gotted SNOW by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
Tudai, wen Pa waked up , hym notised sum wite stuf on da grownd, n dey kawl
et snow in hoomin turmz.
Nawt tew mutch, but Meowmie iz gunna feed usses n scoop pwr boxez n den goh
bak tu bed, n sleap sum moar.
Iffen inny kitty haz sno wer yew r, yu keap warm. N yer hoominz tew.
Luffs,
Mosey,...
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Sillee Meowmie by
Sundance[_2_]
Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I alreddy
knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well, uv korse yoo
kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be abul to admire myown
hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in front of the screen." Yes,...
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