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Buddy Parrot iz Furry Inteligunt by
Will in New Haven
Sunrise: After da luffly Broadweigh show, I goed hom an gotted a gud
nite cuddleseep. DEN I took a gnap in da sunlite dat cumz in da bak
winnow. I gotted up to eet wen Uncl Bill putted out sum gushy fudz dis
mornin. I figured to gew seep in da winnow sill four awile affer I
eeted.
Az I wuz walkin...
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Purrs four R Meowmie by
Will in New Haven
Mine Meowmie's whole side was stiff an num, sew shee hadded r Ant
Kaffee (GNOT Uncl Bill's fren frum chicatgo) drif hur two da merjencee
rume. She wokd out to da kar an tole Uncl Bill gnotted too worry but
sedded "yoo cannot gnor sumfun wike diss at r aj."
Later on, Uncl Scott, Meowmies liddl boy,...
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My Sun-Pool has drieded UP by
Will in New Haven
Deer Catmunity,
I am inDIGunt. I wuz nappin in a gneiss pool ub sunlite dat wuz
shining on wun ob da BESS soff spots in da carpit. An gnow it is
GONED. I waked up an it has climbed WEIGH up on da wall, wer I cant
yooz itted. An Uncl Bill iz at w*rk.
Mak him come hom an giff me itted BAK.
WooToo
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A Report frum da Parruts by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill sedded diss to Uncl Galdolf on da uther nosegroop:
"Holly, the adopter, says that they huddled in their cages last night
without saying anything. They were quiet most of the morning but
started chattering between themselves around noon. Then Buddy and her
little boy started saying "happy...
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I Foolded Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da
UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and
giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an
da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted.
Butted he com in an, as he wuz...
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Three Different Reactions to the Same Cat by
Will in New Haven
Sampson, otherwise known as Sampson up the street, is a very beautiful
big black tomcat. He is an indoor-outdoor who only comes out in nice
weather, although he apparently considers hot and humid, but not
raining, nice enough.
When he sees a dog, he does the most incredible glare that I have...
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Da Bawl Gam by
Will in New Haven
Voice of Public Address Cat
Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25
"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his...
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Reeport on da Exterior by
Will in New Haven
It is getting cool and almos cole. Da leefs dat fawl off da tres ar
fun to play in and da skwrils are furry fat an tasy diss thyme ob
yeer.
Howsemeffer, efferycat hoo goes into da OUT has to be furry careful an
avoid da varius dangurs. If yoo isn' experiunsd den yooo shood only go
OUT wen...
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Mine Puppy Dog is Smarted by
Will in New Haven
I wuz wooking out ar bedrume dor at da landing on da stares. Uncl Bill
and widdle Samantha was watshing da Yankees on da Tellybishun in da
living rume downstairs. And I cood heer da Bear snoring on his bed in
his Mommy's rume up da stares. Anti Micki was at w*rk taking care ob
doz peepl who need...
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Da Eddy Gray Landed on our Counner by
Will in New Haven
An eeted sum ub r fudz. He kan fly all offer da compartment and it is
fun to watsh him BUTTED he lands on r fudz counner when nun ub us is
ther an eets. Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki allus keep da krunchee bole
full butted wat if da fudz runs out???
Wee gonna hafta stan watshes to keep him off ob r...
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Somcat is Gnot as MEEN as she SEZ by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff
da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem
den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee.
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID.
Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...
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O mai by
Will in New Haven
I wuz in da winnow sill, gnot doin nuffin, lettin peepl see da byooty
dat iz mee. Bear had jus walkd Uncl Bill an I fink da hoomins wuz
gonna eet der fudz.
DEN, a reel, reel bigbig kittee cam out ub da treez acrost da rode.
Hee wuz furry feerse wookin an had funny eers.
I musta mad sum noyse...
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Da Goldenfish r Furry Bad Jujez by
Will in New Haven
Iyam waching da Puppy Gamez on da Aminal Plamet an da littl puppeez ar
runnin roun an haffin a grat tim. It iz fun too wach.
Butted da Goldenfish are beein furry tuff jujez an dat is GNOT GNICE.
Wun ub da nouncers sed dat dem fish iz col bluded an I bet dat is
troo.
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WooToo
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Da Hoomins Heer mite gneed to gnow dis by
Will in New Haven
xcuse da spellling butted dis wuz posited on dat UVVR nosegroop.
"Years of research has shown that cats are genetically suited to a
diet
of freshly-baked bread. Despite the naive observer's idea that they
are best suited to a diet of small rodents, cats show a determined
preference for warm bread...
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Winter Pome by
Will in New Haven
Sno ouSIDE an itz
Kold. Uncl Bill's tummy duz
Keeps mine feets sew warm.
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Gnus ub da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
In Furginnya resently dey had a MOUSIE show.
Dat's rite. Dey brotted all dese mousies dat dey had an efferybuddy
wooked at dem too decide wut wun wuz besset. Diss wuz sumfin wike a
cat show, wich sum ub my relatiffs used to go too. Butted it waz
MOUSIES.
Mousies is not competiturs. Mousies iz...
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Gnuz ub da Whirled 5/27/ by
Will in New Haven
In dis weeks Sientifical American dere is a interresting articl about
kitteez an how wee liv wiff da hoomins. Da artikl is sumwut silly az
itted menchuns dat wee iz gnot as yoosful as d*ggees. Ub KORSE wee
isn' yoosful. It is HOOMINS (an d*ggees) hoo iz rePOZED to bee yoosful
to usses. AN da artikl...
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Iyis Feeling a widdl Gudder, Sunrise by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill comd hom frum wurk I tole him dat I wuz hungree. Hee wuz
gwad to heer me talk beclaws he wikes da weigh I speek Purshyun wiff a
Siamese aksent.
Sew he opind sum gushy fudz an putted it on da counner by da kibbl,
dat I ayen fell wike eetin. Wen I din't getted up dere eesy hee...
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October 26th 09 06:41 PM
by MeOwy
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I Know You are Wating Four Gnus by
Will in New Haven
Da Teds sed I am furry pritty. Dey stoal sum bludz an did sum uther
fings dat wer a widl too PYVAT too talk abote. Den dey tole Mommy
Micki sum stuff an sented me home. I eeted sum gnise gooshy fuds an
now I am resting in mine widdle hous.
Sunrise
They told Micki that she has suddenly gone from...
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