Many a time have I wanted to beat the **** out of that furry little ******* that always seems to **** me off. Either by taking a nice warm **** on my brand new carpet, or decided to use me as a clawing device. In this small file, I'd like to suggest ways to hurt or **** of the little ****head that...

I just got a call from Pam. She wants everyone to know she was released from the hospital today and is at home. She said she likes the green grape walls the kids painted and she has her new bed. She said that Tanada hissed at Wamcee (the pretend cat that Julie sent) and then ran away. Merlin...

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably...

*FIL places 4 bad kitties into a row on the couch. Nocturne is scowling. Smokey is wearing a festive bandanna. * FIL: Now I want to hear that you understand the rules. SMOKEY: No caterwauling accompaniments. TYCHE: No "songs" consisting entirely of musical rhyming insults. KUMANI: No...

I got up this morning and couldn't see either of the Furballs so I went into the living room and there they were both out for the count- last night I made ham sandwiches for tea and then since we have guests tonight, to save time I did sandwiches for them, yes, I spent much of Xmas night in the...

It's the Dynamic Duo's third Purrday today (not sure which one's Batman and which is Robin!). Lots of cuddles and plenty of meezer mischief, so just like any other day really. Any thoughts that they are going to give up the hoolikitten act are clearly misplaced. I know I wouldn't really want it...

Today is Fluffy's "Second Day" in the "three days you'll remember of your pet". Where once youth was, there is age. Where there was once clumsiness due to overinthusiastic puppyhood there's careful and considered movement. Oh her eyes are still bright, her tail is still gyrating in mad sweeping...

I'm wishing my BigBoy a happy, healthy 14th birthday. He is 28 pounds of lovable Maine Coon mix. He was dumped 7 - 8 years ago and we took him in - he is a joy to have in the house. He's one of my orange boys. I'm praying that he and Princess who will be 14 the 18th of July live long healthy...

It's his refuge so I rarely disturb him if he is sleeping there but suddenly he doesn't want to go there and is down in the house with me all the time. As this is very unusual I decide to examine his bedroom. He's horked a hairball up on the rug. When I remove it and clean up, he's back in there...

Yesterday Nanki Poo was fourteen. He was very pleased to get an email form Jeanne. Tomorrow Minke will be five: he, too, was very pleased with his email. -- David Stevenson Liverpool, England, UK Nanki Poo's birthday: 5th April 1993 ...

We were watching Top Design tonight and one of the designers did a room for an artist who said her best friend was her cat... so he decided to put in a cat-walk around the room and a lovely big cat tree etc. so that they'd both be happy... anyway, the judges weren't impressed - first they asked why...

Remember the "mom'isms" that shaped your childhood? (Yes, I realize some of you adults are still being shaped by mom.) Confused about what I am referring to? Take a peek at my list: {{truncated}} Still with me? Good! It appears that Mom forgot to tell us three additional important things: 1....

I'm leaving town on Wednesday to hook up with my LLL for 5 or 6 days. Being the anal-retentive sort I am I've got an Excel spreadsheet "checklist" of things to do before I go. My problem is, I keep adding things to the checklist. For example, we are going to be staying in a "dry county". For...

Hello- My 9yo DSH calico, Sallie, has a spot under her right forearm (forepaw?) that she has licked bald. There is no apparent sign of an abcess or injury. I think some people call this a "hot spot"? It's about 1 1/2" inches across. I have no problem taking her to the vet; my problem is, I...

I have added a few pictures of Samwise. I also started a photo album of pictures of my garden. I was trying to take a picture of the butterfly and saw 2 praying mantis on the flowers and got some photos of them. Ann -- read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at...

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my Cousin's kitten. My Cousin Nicki has a litter of Burmese babies that are a few weeks old, old enough to be climbing, she got home from work a couple of nights ago to find one of the litter with his foot bend backwards, a quick visit to the vet, didn't seem to be broken but was told that she...

Ok Pam, I'm in the middle of reading Asprins' Myth series with Aahz, Skeeve and Tanda. Well Tanda's full name is Tananda, which of course made me wonder *but* I knew Tanada didn't have that extra "n". Sooooo, where'd the name come from? Grace PS: Welcome home Simeon!!!!!!!!

A woman is enjoying a game of gowf with her girlfriends one day. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's been working overtime to buy me a new car and will be really ticked if his meal's not ready on time." When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go...

Dennis hadn't eaten but had he drunk something? Lots of peanut stuff over there and those allergies can develop literally over night. Happened to a friend in college that way and ended up being peanuts. I mean, there could be residue on a glass or something? I hope he finds out soon. I'd hotfoot...