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O Hai Haz inyune hurd abowt da Two Sisters? Weh miz dem 'vury' mutch, az wel az Unka Serge, uf kors. Lufs Mosey fur his Hous

..Itz a stait hollrdey cald Pie neer Dey/ I fot sum pie wuz gonna bee neer but meomie sed pie neerz wer peepl whu woked cros da wirld tu cum hear. Der wuz a prade dis mornin an we saw it on TV. Lotz ov peepl spen da nite downtown in sle[in bags. Dat dont sown lyk fun tu mee. Iz cant holler...

Weez havin sum stormi weddr tudey. Thundrbumprs dis mornin den a liddle rain but itz coolr an dat is gud. Da stormn seamz tu be movin norf. TuTu

O hai Mighty Rangerman Wud yu kare tu akumpuny meh tu da Olymoiz en Lundun? We cud hab lotza fun..uh huh.. Een ef et raynez. Weh mite git tu meet dat Royulz n evun git tu meet William n Catherine's kyoot puppy Wat du yu fink? ai m pak'd n redy tu goe. Pipps

O, owr pore Paw iz en bed wif uh hurted foot. Hym HAD tu goe tu da store yezturdai tu git usses fudz n stuff, n uthur fings, n own naybor Andy wint wif Paw, n Andy sed to Meowie, dat Paw ulmost faw daown uh cuple uf tymes. Him duzn't wunt tu goe tu da EE RR... Hym is sleaping nao, cuz Meowmie...

Duz ennykittee gno Sapphire Samurai's wearaboutz? Az dey iz da Prezident uf Catmerica, I gneed tu reetsh dem -- Pitô.ônya, Grand Pooh Bah

u nyt weez had big fundyr monstrss wif lytn in da ski. Den it pord lotz ov rayn fur a fu minitz. Now its hoomin sew weez goin to seep. TuTu

Hai, Booker, Chappy n Snowflake. Umkay, so yu rezined frum yer 'jobz', but pweez dunt stop bein en da Community. Yu kan't jezt leev, wike dat. Nope. Az Chancellor uf da Exchequer, ai hab da uthorty tu gib yu uh payd leev uf absens, Yu are awl uh gud part ruf owr wunerful Community, n weh awl...

O hai ouw furendz Weh hab Qat kompany..yeUP. Der iz uh yard sayke goin on en owr nayburhud, n Andy's Qat Sookie, iz en hur bigbig kage on owr balcony. Hur had fudz, wader n her doodlebawx, but hur is unhapi, cuz hur izn't used tu da owt, but Andy is slee boming his hous, n hur haz tu stai...

Owr nise next doar nayburn furend, , Andy gotted our Meowmie uh silli fing hym seed et at da yard sayle..dat sumune lse wuz seling. Et iz uh 'Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure' , n et iz uh hoot. En da pkg, der iz uh lady wif gray hayer, wike Meowmiez, n da lady haz 2 cats en hur pokitz n den en da...

O hai mai furendz. Fangu fur yer purrz n prayers..dey wurked. yeUP. Andy iz heer nao n hym sez dat Sookie is umkay, Fank gudnezz. Fangu ugin fur awl yer purrz n prayerz. Lufs Mosey fur hiz Hous

Hai mai bootiful wink. Hao r yu? Ai neber heer frum yu iny moar..r yu mad at meh fur sumfin? ifen ai did sumfin tu mayke yu mad at meh, ai am sawry, but ai dunt fink ai did nufin rong. Nope. mayhapz yer sekritary is tew bizzy tu rite. Oe mabehaps et iz da heet...ai dunt noe..siiiiiiiiiiiii....

Meowmie wuz taykin uh nap, wen 2 bigbig planez. kaled Bloo Anglez floo rite ovur da hous..skarin Meowmie, meh n PookiKat. Waow, dem iz noizy. Mosey--wunerin wai dey wur doin dat tudai.

Dat maks uz wundr whar Stormy iz dese dayz an how dat lil babi iz whoo had a hol in hiz hjart. TuTu

Todai, weh goted sum litening & thunermonsturz n weh dun't wike dem at awl. Nope! Weh mite git moar tunite...MRRRRRRT!!! Mayhapz weh mit git sum rayne. Dat wud beh nise..yeUP Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps .

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Oh hai mai furends weh need tu goe tu da uk fur uh resq mishun ai heer Englund n Skotlund r habing lotza kol, rayn , n fudz. We MUZT go hulp doze pore creechurz dat r en harms wai, n tayke dem watur n fuds. Meenwile, heer in da USA, et is hot n weh nead sum rayn, bad. Speshuly en Kolorado, n Utah,...

O hai Sqweex heer, Yu noe wat ai did tu Meowmie Kyla? Fur da lazt 3 nitez n napz, ai hab bin gittin on hur syde uf da big bed n purring n cudling wif hur. Dat maykez hur hapi, n hur petz meh n smilez. ai luf tu mayke hur smyle ;) Sqweex