Gud eevnin, kitteez. I hope yoo iz awl doin well. I iz afrayed dat I haz sum bad nooz. I haz lerned dat I purrobly haz cansermonsterz. Da TED wantz to do lotsa mor testz an stufz to figger owt ezackly whut kind uv cansermonsterz, an whare dey iz, an how big dey iz. But it seemz dat it wudnt make...

Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13 yeerz old on May 1. Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh? :( Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph. OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties? We gneed a nu Secretary of...

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

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Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...

I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

She came to us in the spring, 12 years ago. Her first caretaker had developed allergies, so a coworker said she would take Lilly. The coworker did not like Lilly's meow (which was the sweetest). Another coworker took her for a day, but her husband said she could not keep her. So, fortune smiled...

Frenz, it iz wif a hevvy hart dat I muss tell yoo dat myown sisfur Rebecca iz now on herown way to da Rainbow Brij. She had been sik wif cansermonsterz fur a wile, an today she let Meowmie know dat it wuz time fur herownself to leev. Meowmie taked myownself along to da TED so dat I kud say gudbye....

Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They were 2 weeks old. It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying "Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor kitties out there who died, unknown.

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

"Sundance!!!! I just got some pee-mail from Rebecca. I am so very, very sorry to hear the news. It almost sounds exactly what took my Great... Grand Dam, Bonnie the Black Panther. What are YOU doing here? You should get home and be with Rebecca, but I understand why you might feel the need to be...

I took them to the vet , and she guessed maybe about 4 weeks.. When I first found them they wouldn't eat anything. So my vet said to bottle feed them. So that's what I done. =) I tried kitten food, and one started to choke. So I changed my mind about that. They want the solid food, but having...

Wooks wike a big bole ob sherbet tew me. MeOwy http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php?image=477

Miz Grand Poobah, I'z would like to respectfully request da creation of a new pawficer in the Catmerica government - Ambassador to Out Cats. Most of us here is In Cats, an haf nice, comfy lives. Some, though, don't haf that and haf to live in the Out. Fings is rough dere - hard to find food,...

Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're infected in less than a month. Fangu, Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse

As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...