Hihi diz iz O T and me and Pig was wonderink if uze guyz effer gotted unkle Bill ta get hizown hairz Kutted. His betterz hurri or himself will look likez a sheeps dog!

Ozzy getting himself into trouble again. Small slide show. http://www.associatedcontent.com/slideshow/3525/ozzys_adventure.html

as the assembled cats wait for the collar echange Chester looks at Tiger who raises a paw slightly... Tiger, TV, and Mattie qweetli leaf the group.. some other select male cats follow... owt bak the kuv sits waitin fur the trip of the newliwinkz... Mattie jumps to the top of the KUV and spreads...

Chester stands up in front of all the kitties and yowls loudly to get every kitty's attention. Chester sees that Lewi and the kitties and d*g who are standing up with him are in the right place. The music starts and Chester waits while Kitty Schottland and Sheriff Rosco walk down the aisle.

Hihi diz iz O T and da gramby is all hissed off againz. Her boy hooman who talkz too muchz, told da neighfor her was catsiderink goink on a kruize. 7 of dem women said sinze her wud hafta hire somperzon to go wif herself dey wanted to apply for da job. Her waz mad. Her kan git round and when...

Az yoo gnow, Uncl Bill an me gotted da same meowmie. Ann I know dat shee wann him to getted a harecutt butted hee don' seem to HEER mee wen I telld him. Should I bite him? Wud dat wurk? -- WooToo Cuddleseep is speshul, Effury ower countz az too. An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

I know dat I yam neow Prezzydent, an Louise iz VP. of da Tuffted Eer Club, datz kitteez wiff liddul lynx tuftz at da owtside top end ov dere eerz... If yoo duz not haz eer tufftz, buttid wanna joyne, den yoo kan be a sossyit memfur. I hab kwite uh fewu kitty naymez in mine addydress buk, buttid...

Lewi takes the paw of his wifekitty and leads her to the reception and the take where the cake and micecream are waiting. They cut the cake together and he serves her the first piece. Who is going to help you open all of these gifts dear and what were the boys doing moving them about during...

Hi Kitties, Fred made a call on da talky thingy and said sumthin about "turnin over the cats." That's us! We fink we may be in fur sum changes and we don't deal well wif change, especially Cinnamon. He's so scared of ennyone but Fred. Diana, Ryan, & Cinnamon. -- Regards,

Ok, so da Grambys grandson (in case anyone reads this that knows me well, it was my step grandson but, we don't use those words only to explain who is who or, is it whom), hiz wife and dat 2 year old hooman kitty komez ta our houze for a day and nite. We haz ta stay off da table, where we likez...

Meow an hihi Maggy May! Furst lemme tell you dat dis adbise kolumn iz a great serfice to da Kommunity an you shud be concatulated. Buttid mine kwestion haz to do wif hoomans' need fur publik displays of affekshun, an what shud da propur response of a cat be. Y'kno, a kitty cud be walking...

enjoy. http://www.associatedcontent.com/slideshow/3525/ozzys_adventure.html

Stormmee sent diz post in da eamil and we fought u all sud see itselfz. Piglet thinking someone could convince gramby she is not a cat. poor hoomin, i knowz you wishez you wuza kat butted all you getz izta serf uses, Trudi, the smug

A beautiful cat. http://www.associatedcontent.com/slideshow/3451/up_in_smoke.html

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Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...

i iz kurrintli inna penthowze atta soft anna furreez howze, i iz moztli white wifa few spotz anna a brown tabbytail... i iz little anna kute anna i kan talk lotz when i wantz... i wuuldint mind stayin here butted soft anna furry sayz der iza betterer for me forefur home... dey sayz dey will...

Sam adored my new(ish) computer. Not only are its heat vents in exactly the right spot, it's small enough that there was plenty of room for a cat to curl up right next to them. I was worried a bit about what this was doing to the innards of the computer, as I didn't think the makers intended...

Kyla here, I subscribe to Flippy's mailing list and got this in my Outlook e-mail today, and felt the NEED to share it with you. ***here's what Flippy sent me*** Hi all,

A waiter kitty comes up to Kitty Schottland. Here iz a bokay of mixzed flowers and nip from Lewi's liddle girl hoomans. Dey welkomz u to da damilee.