This was in my freecycle emails. I think it is one of the funniest ones I've ever seen. Pam Shirk I'm not bad...I'm just written that way ----- Original Message -----

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He came in this morning all damp from the grass, crawled into my lap and rolled over onto his back. That's when I saw and smelled the mess. No idea what kind of poop it was - horse? dog? kitty? - but it was all over his belly. So into the bathroom we went. I put about 3" of warm water in the tub,...

On 2006-02-25 16:16:04 -0600, Mark Edwards said: It's Saturday. It's shopping day. It's raining hard. When I get home, I dread having to unload the trunk, in the heavy rain. Partly because it's wet, partly because my inconsiderate neighbors have friends over,...

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Are they spooky or what? Persia's eyes are green. But they aren't really green. When she gets up close to me, the are green around the pupil but gold around the green. From a distance they sometimes just look gold; other times they are just green. I know for a fact my eyes go from one a light...

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I was swabbing out Abelard's ears a while ago when Billy got up on the sofa next to us to watch. As soon as Abelard was finished, Billy pushed his way in and *asked* me to swab out his ears (which didn't need to be swabbed at all) just for the *pleasure* of it. But this was just the beginning...

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