Puppy Shoots Scumbag Pensacola - 9/10/2004 local6.com A man who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs made the .38-caliber revolver discharge, deputies said. Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, of Pensacola, was charged with felony animal cruelty, the Escambia County...

Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...

Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer. Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he wannit to. Robin haz kilt 1...

Auntie Shado and Kitty Schottland VC take their places on the magic couch, and slowly the kitties begin filtering in to pay their respects. The first ones are Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, in a rare moment of behaving themselves and getting along. They go up to Auntie Shado...

Bummed out black n white tuxie quietly hangs up his blue cap with the red C on it and joins Unka Cory wif a hedbutt ... Fangs. I'll see your Burdwizer and raise you a Guinness. sigh "Unca Cory" wrote in message ...

Diz Saterday, thu 31st iz Halloween n the Kits n I wanna inbite yoo awl over for trix n treets n kostoomz. We gots lots uff fudz, n dansing a sawft pwases for da bitties to sleep in da speshul room in da basement of our hooge hoam. I polishued up da bannister n got owt da floomply pillow we...

A grate big FANGU to alla da Community furr purrtizipaytink in our wedwink. Da87 paje .document wyll be emailed to enny ho wan nit. It wyll awzo be powztid on da Cat Webbysite, wen we rememfurr da site ov it. Sundanze an...

Thank you all for coming to my party. And thank you all for coming to Capt. Midnight's (RB) Memorial Service. I was named after one of television's greatest law enforcement officers, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane of the Dukes of Hazzard. To carry on the grand traditons of Capt. Midnight and my name...

~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~ Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...

Weh r habin uh parti heer at owr big hoam nao tu selibrayt beauty's apoyntmunt az Sekkaterry Uv Hoomin Welfare az wel as Sekkaterry uf Fudz .. Eferyune in da Kommunity iz inbited. Goggies tew. Weh gotz lotza nip fudz n drinkz, n fingz tu pway wif.

As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue velvet drape. Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...

Hihi Kitties, I went to da TED's recently fur a checkup and I was furry healthy exceptin da TED says I have a chipped tooth that he think should com out. I think I'd be upset at loosin a tooth and feel lop-sided, but Fred dusn't want me tu be in payne. I sumtimes shake my head and...

In a few days dere will be anuffur meeting uv da Tufted Eers Club. Da main order uv bizness will be tu elect a new purresident uv da club, becuz Dyna has gone tu da Bridge. Da memfurship roster dat I have luks lyke dis: Dyna (RB), Founder Allegra, Vice President "Zorin the Lynx" (I thought dat...

Repowztid wiffa betterer dayte. Dum meowmee wentid tu da catlandur, buttid didunt fickz it. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu reddee tu go tu da wedwinkink? Du yu tink I shud hab awlla da givtz shippt tu...

Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda, Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...

Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee... I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had OrDurffz lazt nite. I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet. (Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...

The pleasure of your company is requested at the new edition of my column (a part of Carol's bimonthly humor ezine): http://www.rainy-day-laughter.com/jaxblog I have archives too! Read 'em! -- ~ JAX ~ proud feline owner of Carol & Nia & 2 dogs

I was thinking I would ask some of the cats on the road trip if we should have a holiday parti and then I thought it wouldn't be the same without you, are you out there or did I miss you saying you were going to be gone, Miss Violette catcerned about her friend

Porters start arriving at Niagara Falls for the celebrations of Canada Day, on July 1 and on through July 4, Mosey, MeOwy, Tyger , Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have ported in and have set up their tents, and are awaiting their other friends. Pipps ports in with Ranger and they set...

Jannerwary turd iz mine akweezishun day by mineowntrufamblee. It iz da forff annyversurry ov da day dat Meowmee an Pawpaw wented deown tu mine befurr heowm an brotted me tu mineowntruhome tu stay. I wuzz beink 'retired, an meowmee wuz lukin furr uh MaineCoon pet kitty. Wen I letted hur skrash...