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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry by
Granby
Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt
Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge
kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz.
Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted
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UPDATED: July, 2017 Offseefurrz ov ...UPDATED... by
Sylvia AKA Pit2nya
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ... Clarence
Vice Prezident uf Catmerica ... Lucy Lu
Asst Vice Prezident uf...
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noowencmintz!!! by
Storrmmee
ok ucatsons, purlese pay attinshun... az ursefz all know der iz gonna be an
upcomin adbenshure which startz wiffa kruze, da wunnerful sisfur in paw Mme.
A. haz akzed minesef ta be da kruze direkture beclawz i azked fur da lof
boat... so in order fur minesef ta du a gud job i needz yourown hep......
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Aunti Mabel's sweet 16 birthday bash! by
cshenk
Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then
begins.
"Hello all! I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to
have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by best
estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby 20. I
likes 'sweet...
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Fwum mai Purrsunal Dyery by
Meowy
Fwum mine Purrsunal Dyerry
Yesfurday. Afdur mine yoozhuel dinner, ai wuz gafe da a wunnderful
deesert. Itted wuz shredd woast beef hot fwum da uhfin.
Yesfurday, Eefnink. ai weeseeved a wuvwy bwoo wose fwum mine sweet
wink, Mosey.
Tewday, Mornink. ai weseeed a byootiful wed wose fwum mine...
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Help Uth Figure Thith Out Pleeze by
HizMuther
Iz anywon elth theaing thith? Mommy downloded uh newzreeder kalled
Nemo & he'z thuhpozedtuh werk furr uth. She hates pothtin with
Gurrgull Grewpth. Thank yew. Pleeze anther uth. M A R I U S
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I'm trying a new usenet client for Mac, Nemo OS X.
You can download it at...
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Da Grambyz all happi by
Granby
Da gramby gotted a paperz ta sign so one of her poemz kud be pritned in a
bookz. No toonaz but her is glad dem liked it anywayz. O.T. purring for
gramby.
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Mine Paw will be busy today by
Harri Roadcat
Mine Paw is still at home - itz now been nine whole dayz dat his hasn't
gone out in da big truck. But today him will be bizzy - him has anudder
innerview in a place called Irvine. Him plans to leave me at home dis
time too, but I don't fink I mind dis time - itz getting really hot
outside now and...
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September 28th 03 05:05 AM
by Adam
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Music erupts! by
cshenk
Cash comes out with Starr, both freshly washed of mud.
Hai all, kin we have some music?
Two kittahs jump up and start a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFbWkL818XQ
Cash and Starr step around as the music starts, then the floor starts
hopping as everyone joins in!
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October 22nd 16 11:25 PM
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Hai Frum BOOKS da BIG Kittun Sent sumtyme-et dubt maddur by
[email protected]
Hai
ai noe et haz bin uh longh tyme syns weh wull PIPPSY tu rote heer but lotz haz bin goin on hwwe but neber mynd...awldat
I yam BOOKS hoo warez ny Tuxedo awl uf da tyme n I m 11 munthz old
I yam da lukezt Qat en da Wurld cuz bekuz aii gotz such uh nise famlee sinse Septumbur 8 wen mai...
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Umm. ropute 66 trip? by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
"cshenk"
It just sort of ended.'
Nope, it didn't just end. At least I hope not.
Mosey
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A question? by
cshenk
Hai!
I'z still heartsore but mai daddy-2foot fur all of mai life is gone.
I'z got a new male 2foot who along wif meowmie, adopted maiself.
What do I call him? Meowmie is easy, she just *IS* but whut do I use
fur him?
Today he tooked me out furr a long walk, like he does everyday. I wuz
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My pictures by
Rusty
Finally, you can see pictures of Moi at
http://cid-c169e42c0c405c89.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/Rusty
Rusty
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Hewp ussez libberate da turkeybird! by
Sundance
Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?
Sundance
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G*****n Kubz... by
Da Koster Katz
Cory wrote:
Ussez kitteez kuld pway baysebawl bedderer den deez IDJITZ!!!
--- Onyx, dizguztid...
We feelz yur payne, Onyx.
Da Koster Katz, wunnering wut haz happent tu deyre Meowinurz......
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Sekrit Santa matchups by
Sekrit Santa Coordinator[_2_]
I just wanted to let everybody know I haven't forgotten about doing
Sekrit Santa matchups - the matchups that were supposed to be emailed
out on Friday.
Unfortunately the hosting company on which the signup database lives
went down. I am hoping they'll be back up soon. If not, I have a backup...
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on da road agin by
Storrmmee
now dat alla kittees iz bak inna van, ot steers with the help of mh and
chester back on the road, ... efuri cat is restin furm dzese abensure inna
wally...
Trudi: ok ucatz iz we gonna go to da park anna eatz diz fudz or duz we
needsa drif thru furzt, der iza park kloze anna few fazt fud pwazes...
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