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Da lowzi wedder by
Vincent T. II
Wintur stinkz. Itz snowin agen. Da dam sno iz over everykittiez hed
owdt dere. We'ze howse kittiez, (Haven Howse) so we dont gotta go in
da owdt. Fak Bast.
May Bast bless Kitty Schottland. But she will bee OK at da Bridge.
Myownself shud kno dat.
Vincent T. Pussycat II
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Dinner an' a koncert! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
"Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da koncert. Did
you haff a nice nap?"
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Purrs,
Mme. Anaïs
7/28/2006 1:54:03 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
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O.T. Mahoney and Willow by
Granby
Piglet puffing up and down the steps looking for the kittens. Haz anyoff
youz seem doz two kittenz? Da Gramby izent takin her tripz affter allz so
wez kin go homez.
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August 24th 07 02:59 AM
by Granby
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e iz bored by
Gramby
We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to
sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni
Dollarz. We needz a benture
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inauguration ceremony and inaugural ball by
ClowderCat
Hi every kitty.
We need to plan the inauguration ceremony and inaugural ball. It will
be January 20 at whatever time every kitty wants to start it.
I'll give a short state of the catunion address and then I'll pass on
the purrsidency to Lovable Louise and she can say whatever she wants.
Then...
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Venture by
Granby
Iffin dedr iz a venture, iz der any of da motorcycles dat haf side karz. I
kant drif so I would have to ride wif someonez. Duz you haf any of da old
Indian motorcycles? Dey iz kewl. Piglet wishing Mo were still around so
she could go on the venture too.
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Tribyoot to Cleo an Sheba, sisfur cats by
meeee
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around before
beginning.
I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I mite reed wot she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her furst cats.
Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur peerants...
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October 21st 06 09:52 AM
by Adam
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OK Cats, it is toooo Hot by
Granby
Duz anycat know of sumplaze where it iz kooler dan 95 degreez wiff 75 per
centz humididity? It is just mizeable here at ourown houze anna we needs to
fine sum kooler weaffer. Any ideaz?
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June 26th 09 02:41 PM
by Granby
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Ping: Vice Grand Pooh-Bah by
Adam[_3_]
P2ña -
I delegate 'portant task 2 u: keep track of wich kitty haz each office &
title & duties.
"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah
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Meow Bear a D*G by
Mimzy x=^..^=x
You probably know Marley and Me is now out on DVD and Blu-Ray...
did yer Pa git et for you?
I nebber nosepoinked a d*g before, want one frum me?
I wike yoo, yer a nise d*ggie n I don't know inny in real life.
Meows n Happee barks
Mosey, a Cat
I shayer mine hoam wif deez uther...
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soft isa leakin' by
Miss Violette
cuuld you kittys hep uses?
Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when...
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Road trip continues by
Community Kitties[_2_]
Hello, and welcome to the Gateway Arch! I'm Archibald, and I'll be
leading you through your visit of the monument today. This is one of
Missouri's foremost attractions, and besides being an architectural
marvel, it offers unparalleled views of the surrounding area. It was
built between 1963 and...
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The boy-cat's Not An Adventure by
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Meow, masters Tiger and Samuel. It is good to see you again. We are quite
pleased that you have kept our secret all these years. In fact, we think
we have you to thank for an amusing adventure. Just one moon after our
dealings with you a family of skunks living in a cave similar to ours,
but a...
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Ohhhh Looooceeeeee by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Ohhhh Looooceeeeee,
I kno yur luff iz Chester, buttid wud yu mynd wawkink wiff Roscoe attid
mine wedwink?
I fynulee haz efurrykitty elze figgert owt.
Daddel mayke:
Wen I wawk deown da eyel,
Pozziblee wiff, an tu be giffin away by, uh myzterry gezt,
Rebecca wawkz rite in bak az mayde ov Onnur,
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Let's dance by
Tabitha Fluffytail
Since there is a momentary paws in the tributes, and since we has all
been gettin so sad, let's danze. Let'z danze in honor of our luffed ones
who have gone to da Rainbow Bridge ahead of us. And when somecat wants to
offer anofur tribute we'z can stop to listen and contemplate and meditate
and...
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We must plan thuh Jellicle Ball by
Lucy[_3_]
October 14th is the full moon and thus the "traditional" date of the
Jellicle Ball. Fellow cats, where will it be held this year? We should
begin to plan now. Mietze, do you or any other cat have any thoughts on
this? Effury cat's opinion is welcome! I know effurycat will want to
start...
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Purrs an prawers, pweeze... by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow kitties,
I just herd dat mineown wink, Tiger izzn't eeting
like he shud, and is loosink wayte.
I izn't a gudgud role model, beclawz I iz a
liddle kitty an duzzent eet mutsch, but
mebeSundance , who iz a fellow oranj kitty an a
bigbig eeter can confince him to eet sum more.
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur?? by
Mosey \=^..^=\
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et
smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly
nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,...
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da wedwink by
Granby
Lewi looks at Chester and O T and asks, well are you ready to port to the
Hemingway House? We will meet the other cats there. I don't quite know
where to go but I am sure Kitty Schottlands human knows the area. I am
still working on what I want to say.
O T looks at his friend and says "don't...
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