I am azkin youcatz ta not eat animore mouseyz, anna der iza gud reazun, da mouzey dat chezter haz been chazin in owr hozwe, he haz getted 3 alreadi, ated up mine pooper pillz so i duzint hafta take demselfz animore... when furri wented ta getit tonite der wuza hole inna bottle anna da lazt 3...

Wascal, hoo has been Out a lotlot, tole us a scary story about a SNACKING TURKLE dat bit somebody's little hoofie off. Wee ar scard Under da bed in Uncl Billz room Calling da Bear to protek usses. An Piglett, tell Wascal to tak bak dat storee.

....wud enneekittee like a liddle nurshmint? I kno we may not feel like eetin, but Ize shur Violette wud want usses to keep up owr strengf. Memfurs ub da White-Footed Kittee Klub will pass amung yoo wif trayz ub simple apurrtizerz. Please hab a liddle sumfing, and if derez sumfing yoo wud...

There's always an underappreciated but precious middle child. In Stewie's crew, that's Frazer. He's more explorative than cuddly, so... well, out time is exploring time not bonding time. We had some bonding time today, though, and I found something that I've always dreaded finding in any of my...

Greetings, sister. We are the gate guards of the Temple of Bast. All has been made ready for the observance of the Jellicle Ball. Our high priestess and her acolytes are preparing themselves, the guest accomodations have been made ready, and the feast is being prepared even as we speak. May we...

Meomie gotted a dongul fur hur waptup...n shees testintestin it . It neffur wurkied at home...cos it wusnt atta winder....she fownded dat owt...but it neffur workied atta armchare eiffur. Now she wurkied it atta winder...an it wurkied! Suun we wil bee onna rpcc agen wiff ower furrends..Meomie...

Mine Meowmie has been fightin cancermonsters fur a while now. Her getted breast cancer and got surgeried twice, den getted cancermonsters in her spine, and now her gotz cancermonsters inside herown leg. All of ussez would 'purrciate it of youz kittiez could send her some purrs. Harri

I, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Junior Tabby In Residence, do hereby accuse Loveable Louise of voter intimidation, and of being a memfur of the Catmerica Mafia! Louise, how do you answer such charges? Respectfully meowed, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence

Weze askin fur purrz fur ar kranky meowmie. Hers tiroid iz wurze, meenz more tapazole, hur potassium iz low so she duznt jump furry fazt wen we wantz fud, an hur haz sumfing kalled a middle eer fektion. Shez kranky kuz sheze sposed to bandon us in free dayz an not sure iffin sheze gud nuf to...

I have made arrangements for the community to have a Krissamouse party at the north pole. The area is enclosed in a glass dome and is heated. There will be food , drink, and a special visit from Sandy paws for the kits. Sandy paws will have stockings filled with special things for the kits. The...

My brofur, Mr. Buddy (1990-2005), crossed da Rainbow Bridj Tuesday, August30. He was da bestest brofur a girl cat could have an we miss him (little black cat wipes watermonsters away). I guess I'm da spokescat fur da family now. Da sekretary duzn't post much but she lets uz be Sekret Santas &...

Tabitha! Tabitha! I'z so 'cited! I got to ride in da truck today! Yesfurday was nice - we spended da whole day in truck (cept for da two walks we took), playin and sleepin and eatin and stuff. But dis morning Paw started up da truck (it purrs really loud!), and he made it MOVE! We rolled over da...

Looking about she sees the plates are empty and everyone is yawning with a comand decision after she yawns herself, she scampers over to the food table and loads a plate though much has been eaten up. She loads the last 2 crawdads, 6 of the last 12 shrimp, and a pawful of dried banana and apple...

Letz fine out when Miss Trudi's birff day iz anna haffa sprize pardi for herself in a nu houze. Dere I lotza floor slaze for runnink, nice plazes furr nappping and winnes ta look out. Kan flurrscats gtet sum fudz tagether, we needz musik, da slo kine and lots of kitties to bisit heslfz. ...

I know dat I yam neow Prezzydent, an Louise iz VP. of da Tuffted Eer Club, datz kitteez wiff liddul lynx tuftz at da owtside top end ov dere eerz... If yoo duz not haz eer tufftz, buttid wanna joyne, den yoo kan be a sossyit memfur. I hab kwite uh fewu kitty naymez in mine addydress buk, buttid...

Meow Kitties, Rebecca, Pitoonya and mineownself is meetink fur dinner at Restaurant Tallivent, which is da restaurant were da whole Community met before getting on the Orient Express... http://www.taillevent.com/taillevent/index.php?lang=en#

Mineown grandmeowmie could use some purrs. She was working in her back yard today (I always tell her dat the Out can be dangerous) near her back fence. De neighbors has a new meannastydog, and it attacked Grandmeowmie. Grandmeowmie had to go to the horsepital, and will have to have surgery to fix...

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 56 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the 10th annual Sekrit Santa. For any new kittiez, here is how it works. If you...

Hai mai noo furendz, Tewday ai wuz informd dat ai m nao one yeer old watefur dat meens da hooming singed sumfin kawled happi purrdai tew yewww n ai gotted treetz n sum chicken mai VET sent Paw uh email kard 4 meh , dat wuz nise Iz der sumfin rong wif maiself? ai dunt wunna tawk /meow

C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll port to Key West! Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs. Ummm dis...