Talk about silly! Doze Microsofting Secoority hoomins must fink my sisfur Tabitha and I haz badbad computer problems, 'cuz they've flooded our mailboxes with security patches. Between Fluffybutt's mailbox and mine, we got offur 300 of doze messages. Don't dey know we is all Unix katzen here? Silly...

Anti Sylvia comes and puts her arm around Mouse Cats shoulder. Mouse Cat, you need to be the first to know.I have to tell you first. Dyna is all well now, on her way to the bridge. She wanted you to know that she'll see you there a long time from now, and after you get used to the idea that she...

Pit2nya arrifz at Mosey's Pardy.... Hi Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps, Ranger, Samuel Redcat,, Lucy lu & Samwise, Cash, Iona, Squeakytoy, BobQat n Mimzy?, I fown diz pome daat I thot I wud reed to shtart dz Kissamouse Afayer off. It sez heow wunnerful we awl ar, Diz iz furr awl Kittahz tu...

Enny korektshunz urr addishunz? *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ......

Meow, masters Tiger and Samuel. It is good to see you again. We are quite pleased that you have kept our secret all these years. In fact, we think we have you to thank for an amusing adventure. Just one moon after our dealings with you a family of skunks living in a cave similar to ours, but a...

Ai noe ai m en da tuff gurl kitty club, em ai da praz uff et? ai furgit, ulso, hoo lse is innit? Pipps TGK

who wantsa danze, Stormmee lookin arownd fur some fun!!!

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Fridai, April 15 owr meowmie Kyla wyl be 66, oldur dan dirt, az da gramby wud sai n wee luffs owr meowmie sew mutch n wee wunna wish hur uh happee purrdai Luffz *nosepoinks* n happee purrs frum usses. Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps

Clarence nervously steps forward *sniffle* Umm, itz ownlee too weeks tudae dat my littall bruffur (by erdopshun), Zachary went tu da Brij. Me anna my Meowmie miss him terriballee - Meowmie still cryes efurry nite anna sew doo I :o( Zachary kaym tu uz wen hee woz seffen weeks olled anna he woz...

Okay, I looked in the Meowchat glossary and the FAQ, and I can't find an explaination....anyone care to clear this up for me? Ann slowly getting there.... :) -- http://www.angelfire.com/ca/bewtifulfreak

Myne Wedwink Planner, (Myne Anti Carole) hewlpt me figger diz owt: So letz lyne up lyke diz: Da chamburr moozishunz wyll sit up frunt. They will be playink JS Bach's "Ode on a G String" thruowt. (moozik wyll be sent by email attachmint tu enny kitty huu rekweztz) Affurr awlla da geztz ar...

Meowmie is furrious! She's hissing anna spitting like the fearcest ob us! Dis morning, it was dreded Ted time anna she had to drop maiself off. She reminded them of mai age and that I did not do well at vets offices fur long so to call as soon as I wuz ready. I sat there inna my carrier fur a...

Kitty Schottland DOC, Age 13 Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse Capt. Midnight DOC, Age 10 The Good Luck Black Cat 2nd Detective & Lieutenant Catmerica Police Department Lilith Kitten, Age 2 1/2

I guezz i made rosco mad wif mineownsef by wantinta takez mine timez ta make sure i mada rite dezin, himz haz notted meowed to minesef sinze anna didunt say himz wanted ta go to da cerimoni wif mineownsef, I iz veri sadsad now, Stormmee... curling up on her bed on the yatch to sleep

Well, in the past year there were kwite a few activiteez going on. Ize sorry I wazn't hre fur lotsa them, but looking bak, it seems like rpcc wuz pritty bizzy. Sammy and lillith got wedwinked at Cleopatra's Fluffykitz Catering opinned fur bizness. and how about thuh grate food they purrovided...

Hi everyone. Just wanted to let you know that the website has been updated. There still isn't a lot there, but more will be added as it gets done. Anyone (human or kitty) who has their own site, and would like it added to the links page, please email me at and I will add...

Robin kawt a mowsie inna Cattery! Boss anna Kid iz puttin down a noo subflor, anna weze gonna have noo tilez, anna Robin kawt a mowsie anna left it onna noo wood, anna sum udderkitty frew up a hareball onna noo wood awlso. Boss anna Kid sed nawty werdz! Den dey kleened it up. Kid iz frayed...

I yam gonna get uh noo sisfurr! I dun't kno heow tu feel bowt dat... Moor on Mundae. -- Pitô.ônya

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...