He and Luko do the security checks. All is secure. Meowmie is in the bathtub (Luko shudders) with a book and a can of beer. Relaxing at last after all the day brung her. I has to tell you my 2foot daddy is very sick. I am to stay here because he might have to go to the hospital. I don't really...

Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc. To apply for the position, reply in this thread. Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

I spoke to the vet this morning who said GM had a bad episode that almost put her in cardiac arrest. TED suggested I come and visit her, suggesting that they draw blood today to check her white/red counts and then I could take her home tomorrow. They thought she might be less stressed out at...

kan you getz ne dat fazt, owrz soft took furefur ta get one... juzt aska gramby, Tiger "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Owr fingy da hoomind puts da fudz tew keep dem kold qwit qurkin n dey had tew frow awl da ise cream...

I have 3 cats. One of them is a 28 pound cat that I found when he was just a few weeks old. That was in August 2000. Recently, he has started peeing and pooping in places other than the litter box. The vet says there is nothing medically wrong with him. My wife always hated the cat and was...

From: "Kyla =^ ..^=" Subject: OT OT: Goodbye Kibbie, 5/?/1990 - 1/16/2011 Date: Monday, January 17, 2011 4:39 PM Hi everyone: Just a note to let you know that SO and I have said goodbye to Kibbie, our 20-yo kitty, as of yesterday. What a sweet girl, and what a trooper.

Hullo, all - Panda ov Toes back heer agin - whut noos we miss efurry time Meowmie gets busy! I has had a ruff few weeks an lots of TED visits, but we fink I'm all bedder now. I'm missing sum furs, hava sticky fing on my shaved side dat makes me goofy, AN SUM OF MY TEEF ARE GONE!!!. Only have...

Since there is a momentary paws in the tributes, and since we has all been gettin so sad, let's danze. Let'z danze in honor of our luffed ones who have gone to da Rainbow Bridge ahead of us. And when somecat wants to offer anofur tribute we'z can stop to listen and contemplate and meditate and...

Mineown purrpaw is finking about changing toona places, butted izn't sure if de doona place he wants to go to still wants to have him work dere. I an my sisfurs would apurrciate some kitty purrs for him to find de toona place he wants to work fur. It'z getting furry old fur him to come home from de...

Weze gotz lotz ov eksitement heer. Derez a mamma an fife kitz dat ar rakoonz dat likez to play in da tree in front ov da houze. Dey iz furry furry noizy efurry nite. We jest sit in da winnow an watch dem. pawpaw iz not happy. Booker

how iz owrz planz fura kruze kumin along, itz gettin cowlder here, Tiger

Meowmie goed shoppin yesfurday, an got stufz fur ussez! My fafurit iz da noo skratchin fingy, and Meowmie sprayd itself wif da noo nip spray! I rolled arown on it to let Meowmie kno I lubbed it! It haz kardbord, but she also got a ropey fingy dat kan go in itself. We also getted sum purr...

I wonder if they hate human farts or if they love them, because I'm farting all day and the cats are always behind me...

hi hi! I iz new here. my hooman calls me sqirt, and I iz hmmm, I iz (pulls humans fingers over, lessee 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers) 4 weeks old. My hooman broughted me in da house afterz my brudder was hurted and stolen by someting in the out. Iz still is eated ota a bobble, but I do lovs chikum alot. I...

I call dere nayms, owr furry deeer Onorees: Unknown Kitties, House of Bast Rors, House of Ashley Miss Violette, House of Asher/Grass Persephone, House of Babcock Missy, House of Barnes Lucy Love, House of Berkebile Miss Swifty, House of Byers

"The gods have made us mad" wrote in message ... "saracene" wrote in message ... My first term at London University I was in digs in Streatham with a Mr and Mrs Dare. Mr Dare had got...

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 44 days away. So far, 39 household, with 155 kittiez, 2 dogs, 2 ferrets and 1 rat have signed up. If you haven't signed up yet, you better hurry! There's only 4 more days left to sign up to join in all...

Boss seed a heron inna bak yard yestiddy. It flied up tu da liddel pond. It was 3 tymez az big az myownself. Scary. Vincent

On frideigh affergnoon, rite affer he gotted off ob an importan fon cawl, Uncl Bill cam down wiff shakes an feber an chills. He was furry sik and coont keep his afffernoon repointment, wich was why he was hom in da first place. Da doggies could not tak him for a walk, so Aunt Micki, there furry own...

Ablang-Duff wrote: I went to the pound/shelter a couple of times and I was wondering about getting a mutt. How do you select a cat? The adults are pretty much indifferent to my prescence. It's the young kitties that are sometimes active. If a young kitty puts it paw through the bars...