PawPaw iz goink tu da horsepittle on Moonday, erlee in da mornink. He feelz HoKay, buttid hiz TED wantz hi to hav un 'angiogram. Itza a hart tezt. Mine PawPaw hazza gudgud hart, purleez send him lotza purrz, an tink ov him erlee Moonday mornink. Fanguz, guyz! Pit2nya

Your female cat's uterus cut apart: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/cspay_12.jpg Your male cat's balls ripped off: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg Aren't you the caring human!

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Mirana, Pixel, Quincy, Salmonberry, Shawn, Sprint, Stone, Teva 4 - Boris, Sundance, Tiger 6 - Mama, Mme. Anaïs 12 - Colette

after a while of talking and listening to good music and listening to stories of other bewinkings through the ages Tiger walks up to the microphone to give the toast to the newlywinked couple... Staff is passing out nip drinks to everyone, and then Tiger signals that they should each take a glass,...

A lady is coming here tomorrow to check out Percy and Archie for adoption! Purrs please. They are older and an adoption at that age is rare.

one lonely wineglass sits on a table, wrapped in a fluffy, pink, breast cancer awareness scarf. many other glasses are raised toasting: to her sense of fun! to her sense of humor! to her fast living! to her big smile! to her hearty laugh! to her enjoyment of the best of all things! to her...

Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be fun. Ranger I'd love to Ranger, thank you for asking meh. It duz sound like it could be fun:) Pipps

mai meomie iz tew tyred tew pozt fingz rite nao, n hur hurtz en hur neez n legz, n hur dindin dint ugrei wif hur, n hur n Pa iz bof kyda kranky, n ai miz mai wink Meowy tew. Hur iz ona tryp wif hur meomie, but hur wyl beh bak sune , ai hoap. ai m sawry fur teling yew awl uf diz. Luffs Mosey fur...

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Well, it's time to send Starr's favorite things to the Rainbow Bridge so she'll have them. Starr, I know that you can hear us. We will all miss you, but we'll all do our best to keep the humans safe. It's good that you're healthy and strong again. Seeing you lost and confused and terrified was...

(Giant orangeman walks slowly to thuh podium, wif his famlee's encouragement.) Da first time I saw LaRRy online, it was like lukking in a mirror. We knew we wer meant tu be frends. I was a shy cat untill I met LaRRy, but he taut me to enjoy life. He an his meowmie introdused us to menny, menny of...

Does anykitty have any more debate questions for the sheriff catnidates? Post them here. If not, I move that we have a vote! Who wants to be the vote counter? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Queen Of The Moggies

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. I hopez yoo are awl injoyin yurownselvez heer at da Jellicle Ball. Dere haz bin sum lubly tribyootz, and I beleev dere are a fyoo still to kum. If yoo wud like to have ennee namez added to dis yeer's list of departid luvved wunz, pleez gib dem to Daisy-chan soon so she...

*noselick* Dat wood be so nise! My mom finks dat dis wood be a gud plase to earn Toonas. Lucy soft sayed sumtimez purrt time toona plazes turn into full time toona plazes... smoockieez, Chester ----- Original Message ----- From: Julie Porter To: Stormmee...

I am trying to catch a stray that lives under an abandoned house but have not had any luck. I caught 2 others that were there with it but have been working at this one now for a couple months. Would love to get it before the Michigan winter sets in!! I think they were left behind by people...

I have been trying to lure Lorelei into my living room since shortly after getting the wonderful cat tree, since she would pass close to the big doorway on her way to and from the litter box, and the food and water in the kitchen. Well, when I decided to give her a can of Fancy Feast on Sunday...

a small black smoked sits in the mirror and looks a herself in the mirror. She decides the simple black dress she wears for mourning is what she most wants to wear to the ball, she decides to wear her "teardrop collar that has a teardrop for each of her friends and family that have gone ahead, the...

Cash steps forward and says 'I am not sure how your cat-alert system works but Meomie jus let us know her 2foot friend Marilee was on watch when dey waves swept up to her cho (apartment/neighborhood in Japanese). Herself was owned by a small calico boy kittah named Pinto-chan. The cho building...

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant - more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom. Dis morning I getted a furry encouraging example of how well we haf trained her. Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into...

Ai fink ai kan sai fur da hi=ole Community dat weh luf Unka Adam, n hym iz habing hiz ourrdai on Thurzdai, Auguss 9 n owr Hous iz fgunna start wyshing Unka Adam uh Hapi Purrdai rite nao. If iny uf yu wud wike tu ad uh mesuge, pweez feal freh tu du so 4 cats sing ..Haaaaaaaaapi Puuuuuuurrdai Tuuuu...