I guezz i made rosco mad wif mineownsef by wantinta takez mine timez ta make sure i mada rite dezin, himz haz notted meowed to minesef sinze anna didunt say himz wanted ta go to da cerimoni wif mineownsef, I iz veri sadsad now, Stormmee... curling up on her bed on the yatch to sleep

hullo furrybudies ,we is the gang uf oRANGE. We is THA hoolikittenist hoolikitties eva, an we no's it. we wull interadoose owerselves. I is MOE tha, FIERCEST anna ADVENTURINIST kittencat eever, wiffa PINKEST nose. I is LARRY I is the fiercest, NOT MOE!!! I has a orange anna white face anna...

Hello, all our kitty-friends; Panda's not up to writing right now - or I guess rather, Panda is eating and I'm not up to translating properly. TED Bonnie just made a housecall to bring over more pain patches and shave another spot to put them on my poor Panda-girl. Late yesterday, the pathology...

I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez. We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom doorknob wif mine front paws and...

I yam gonna get uh noo sisfurr! I dun't kno heow tu feel bowt dat... Moor on Mundae. -- Pitô.ônya

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! September 2004 1 - Captain Midnight, Giapetto, Longfellow, Mellón, Neko, Norville 3 - Aladdin

Fluffykitz Catering iz prowd to anowntz a noo partner: nun uther dan owr furry own Mme. Anaïs! Not onlee iz she a gormay, but she haz an estensive netwerk uv kontackz in Yurop dat will give Fluffykitz access to mennee dellykaseez an speshultee fudz dat we haz not bin abul to offer befur. Anaïs...

Hello... I don't usually comment when I don't have much to offer, but just wanted to say my heart goes out to you - all of you. Unfortunately I am both too far away, and my small home is cat-full - lovingly so, but not so we can afford more from such a long distance away right now. It is...

Hurry hurry hurry!! we gotta haff mewshisuns tu play fur duh Jellicle Ball! Jus report to me: Samantha, at dat Stonehenge plase. Effurrybody iz welcum! Fas rehersal wif refreshments. Samantha

Purrs Awl. Waffles, Francis anna Marble heer. Weese nottid in da mewsgroop much (*glaring* at hoomin sekritairee...). Weese insisttid da fat wone get offur hur fat reer end anna cycle tew da post offiz tew post awl ower Kissamouwse Kards... Weese hopin effurywone is owekaye.

Greetings, mine frends, an welcom to Chicago an da tenft annyual Jellicle Ball. We gaffur heeer as wun clowder, brot togeffur to reememfur an sellabrayt da lives of fambly memfurs an troo frends. Eech wun preshus, eech wun's memry bownd wiff gold inda dee****t playsis ov owr harts. Wee reejoys...

Clarence runs in gasping Iffen itz not tu layt - wud yoo...wud yoo erkumpanny me tu da JellyKool Bawl pleez? *blush* Clarence anoid wif hiz sekkertairee aggen

Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz gone fur 8 hole dayz. Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...

It is noon in the United States of Cat America. It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya. Guests start arriving... They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat. They sign: After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a...

From: (Marcus,*Carol) Date: Mon, Nov 21, 2005, 10:42am To: Subject: FW: *Need for Katrina Fosters Is Ongoing* Reply*to: , (Marcus, Carol) http://www.AnimalDefense.info Importance: High

Da Chief Justicat askd me, da Grand Pooh-Bah, 2 leed diskushun. It seemz lyke central ishue iz, are rules 4 catz? If so, den http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/msg/f928b105c10fdfce: Subject: Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!! Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004...

Wellum bak, efurrykitty. Owr pannel uf judjiz haz filled owt and dey is reddy to taste awl da dishiz. In addition to Tiger, we now haz Bubba-Cat, Allegra "Great Girtha", an Amelia. Welkum to awl uf yoo, an we luks forwerd to heerin yur kommentz. OK, letz git bak to da action. Az I spekted,...

The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the area with Her special...

I have 3 cats. One of them is a 28 pound cat that I found when he was just a few weeks old. That was in August 2000. Recently, he has started peeing and pooping in places other than the litter box. The vet says there is nothing medically wrong with him. My wife always hated the cat and was...

Hihihi Kitties! The Furrsome Three Girls got ower sekriteery back last week - meowmie hadd gud vacashun, and we got feeded and petted by Beatrice's people. An' Panda didn't get taked tu see if Beatrice wud like anoffer cat, becus, well, Beatrice's people 'sided that Beatrice wud just have tu put...