Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin difficult. Don' do dat. Maggy May Aldo it wuz berry funnee

MOS ub usses wud gnot wan r nam chanjed. Wee chos r nams an den tol da hoomins two pik dem. Or wee haff gotten yoosd to da stoopid nams dat da hoomins pikd. BUTTED, heer is a way to getted yoor nam chanjed iff yoons wanna do dat. It was inBENted by mine dottir Missy, aldo it iz possubl dat uthers...

Fluffy grey kittie runs breathless up to Azad. Scuze me Mr. Azad, sir. Cud yoo add dese tu kitties tu da Callin ov Da Naymes list? Meowmie had been following dere storeez. Dey waz rescue kitties lyke mine own self an dey passed on dis yeer. A furri nice man tuk dem in wen no wun else wud. Dey had...

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane iz aktink as Caretaker of Hoomins tu hiz Meowmee. Hur sed we kin add him tu da lizt, since he iz b-hayvink diz way... Since Rosco considers himself a Caretaking Kitty, we wyll add him tu da lizt. He's Lilith's brudder, an iz uh purrfekt replacement, since we need...

Here, Fred, zis iz da remote kontrol fingie. Fangu, Ms. M, M. Clarence shode me howz to uzing itt.

Hai all! I've having an adoption parti this weekend and invite you all who wishes to come! Daisy-chan just loaded the coordinates in that teleporter thing so's you just need to dial 'daisy' to finded us! You kin also croon 'I owe na' if a barky sort anna dat works. Wez gotted a big backyard wif...

Der ize waz. monitorin all dat waz gowin on in da bakyard, wile pawpaw waz reedin hiz buk. ize saw sumfin in da twee, so ize had to go vestigate lyke a gud kittie duz. ize klimed and klimed and klimed sum more an da sqwirrel gotted away frum me. Den pawpaw saw me. Ize waz sebenty elleven feets...

Hello. I have just adopted a very cute 10-week-old little kitten. I'll be a good guy with him -- my sister is raising two cats, and my parents are raising another two, so I'm fairly familiar with cats. Plus, we raised a cocker spaniel. Plus, basically, I want to do right by this little...

x-posted to rec.pets.cats.community, rec.pets.cats.health+behav, rec.pets.cats.misc Hello All We have a female cat (Tails) who is approx 11 years old. She is very shy cat, but very terratorial. Any cat that enters our garden is soon seen off by her. My next door neigbour also has a cat (Stan). He...

Stretch mor! Feels gud. "Lovable Louise"

(Purrleeze reed thru tu da end, ho-kay?) Kawlink awl gurlee kittiez...I need yur advize reeeleee baddlee!!!. Ya awl know dat Mouse cat sed: Ummm, miz Dynamo Kitty, I need to ask you something... "While your humans are away, I'd like for you to be thinking about something. I have never known...

Wewlkum, Pweeze sine in at da guestbook table. Piglett an Wascal are in charge uff habbing gests sine da book.with a gold peacock feather. Thank you, Mosey furr purrvydink b-u-t-ful Jellicle Ball 2011 rainbow hankies. Kum in an hab sum 'ordurffz wyl waytink fur efurrykittee tu arrife furr da...

Chester, we did it! After all deese munths! It seemd like we would neffur be winkd, and then whin it happend, it was so much more beyoutiful dan I effur imagined. Now weer reddy to start off on our first trip togethfur. It just duzzint seem reel sumtimes! I luff mew so much! Lucy

as the many cats are eating the wunnerful fudz, Tiger lukz atta chester, anna spekture anna feelz betterer bowt orderin so muc, he of courze will clean hizown plate afuer hiz wife kittee taztez whut hersef wantz,,, knowin she duzint eat veri muc tiger iz gettin purti full... so duz we wantsa...

I think Meowmie muss not trust dis TED. Efurry time I goze dere dey tellz her dat I iz fine, but she muss not beleev dem cuz she keepz takin me bak dere enneeway. Today she taked me cuz mine eer got skrached (Ize not saying who did it, but her inishulz is Rebecca). She thinked it wuznt heelin...

Hi, everybody. First, my sincere thanks to everyone who replied to the "supplies" thread! Ah, were missing supplies my only problem, now! I have three problems I'd like to throw at people, if you don't mind. I'll throw them into separate messages for the sake of thread clarity. First ...

Okay, the second one is that the poor guy (his name's Charlie) has an upper respiratory infection. He was sneezing last night yet energetic, so we thought it might just be him getting some anesthetic out of his system. But when I came in today, he was sneezing, had discharge from his eyes, kept...

Finally, a logistical problem. I'll be transporting Charlie around Thanksgiving (assuming he's well) for a semi-extended trip. How do cats handle litter needs when they are away from home? Specifically, I'm wondering how he might handle elimination while in the carrier? Are there litter box...

Heer ai iz ..sortuh.( nawt reely myownself, jest myne stunt dubble, ).. hee furgot tew sae Mrrrrrrrrrt. http://cheezburger.com/View/3476343296 Luffs Mosey --en yer fase

mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az...