I jus TASTED da goggie fudz. Jes wunce, mebbe twice, and dey all waffed at myseff. Diss is gnot acceptabobble. -- SqueakyToy

Uncl Bill was sitting at his compyooter an I wuz drinking frum mine wadder bole. Den I hadded an idee. I tookd mine paw an flippd wadder onto Uncl Bill. Right on hisown hed. Den I diddit agan. Den he wooked up at da seeling. Butted DEN he wooked righted at mee. An hee waggled his fingur atted me...

A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee. I am seben yeers...

I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum. On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen...

I have wotsa wunnerful thymes butted mine absolutest favrit is late at gnite. I am in mine bed, cuddled up wiff Mommy Micki an I heer Uncl Bill an mine sisfer Samanfa on da stares. Sammy runruns into mine room an Uncl Bill follers herseff. Dey haff bin on da gnite patrol an peport efferything is...

I don' gno wat dat meens butted Smanfa an I ar waiting for gnus about Mommy Micki who is havin a cancer-monster taked out of herown lung. Pleez purr for are Meowmie. - Squeakytoy, for her Hous -- Will in New Haven They love her so. The three of them in her recliner watching TV is such a lovely...

Dey tookd da cancer-monster from mine mommy's lung and den dey sented her hom. Usses will tak gudgud care ob her. -- Squeakytoy for her Hous

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or shoutin PEENUT. -- Will in New Haven

Sadie-d*ggy, whooos wunnerful deeed is deeskribed in a poss by da Granby, haz been nominalated four da "Brafe Gud D*ggy" medal by diss repourter. Ub corse dat gotta be aprooved by r Presidunt. In uther gnus, I mad Uncl Bill go down an up da stares to da basmunt beclaws he gneeds da eksursize. Der...

On Sunday, May 8, 2016 at 5:27:37 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote: I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring. Diss is gudgud. Butted keep an _eye_ on him. Boy cats an boy hoomins canNOT be trusted. -- Squeaktytoy, for her...

Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it...

In eech instans, seferal objeks was lined up, wiff a treet unner won ob dem. Den a hoomin experimenter wood _poynt_ to da objec wiff da treet. Wen da subjek was a doggie, effen a widdl puppy, da subjek wood go to wer da hoomin wuz pointin. Wen da subjek was a woof, even a woof dat had libd wiff...

I watshed diss wiff Uncl Bill an WooToo Dey showd sum mommy-cats wiff der litters. Diss one wookd JUS wike mine Mommy. Dey calld her a Pershun butted she was colored wike Mommy an Me an shood have been calld a Himmy. Hoomins r eesily confuseled. Shee libd in a hous wiff two or free YOOJ Pug...

Uncl Bill an da Bear an widdl SaMANfa metted a new kyoot puppy name Rascal (beclaws dey cant spell Wascal?) hoo is furry yong an kyoot. His mommy is a Yorkie an his daddy is a Dogshund an dey call him an his litter-mates "Dorkies." Dis is RONG. Effen Uncl Bill gnos it is RONG -- Sunrise, da...

Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan. An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty...

On Aug 15, 11:34*pm, The Porter Cats wrote: I love Lee so much and I feel so frustrated being so far away! Don' wurry Ant Julie, Uncl Bill sez wee iz awl sittin roun an elektromic campfire an no wun we lub is far aweigh. Wee ar awl together in sad times an glad...

Uncl Bill mad a big bole ob seereiul, wff all da gud fings four kittees wike kreem an shooger. An den he EETED IT HIMSEFF. Wut kine ob bozo duz fings wike dat. An DEN he putted da bole in da sink. Sew I figger he dint wan anymor. So I leend ober da sink to eet sum an da focet dripd WADDER ON...

Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too. Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da PUPPY an den carree...

On Sep 4, 3:29*pm, Fred wrote: Hihi Kitties, * * * * I just want to announce that Saturday iz ourownselves moofing day and we are going to a lower haf uv a dupleks wif three bedrooms, (one fur Fred and two fur uss kitties). *On sunday fred will get Diana & Ryan...

Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me? Maggy May: I raised r d*g...