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Purrz four Sashi by
Will in New Haven
Mine Ant Sara haz a d*g namd Sashi an Sashi iz sik. Her wen to da
merjunsee TED las nite an wee iz wating four gnus.
Sashi SKARED mee wen me an my meowmie was livin wiff Ant Sara in
Saraland, butted I waz a reel skaredy cat den an shee neffur tryde to
hurt mee. An shee iz a furry loyal doggie hoo...
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Mine Walk by
Will in New Haven
Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a
venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I
wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play
butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I
wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I...
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Sum Ennertaynmen at da Brij by
Will in New Haven
A furry gness man wiff a beerd an long hare is playing a gittar and
singing. It is his birfdeigh an his frenz dat ar also at da Brij are
sellybrating with him. Awl da uther peepl an dogs an kittees an
efferybudy lissens. Maggy May purrs along as shee washes hur bably
effedunt fren.
Happy Birthday,...
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Bella Puppy by
Will in New Haven
Wee gotza naybor nam Kaffee. Shee haz a doggy nam OWIVia hoo is meen
an notty. She YELLS at da Bear wen shee sees him on hisown wok an
tries to bited him. An hee is sush a gud sweeet boy dat he due gnot
fited bak. An shee got Out wunse an wuz losted an Uncl Bill pikd her
up an tookd her hom. An she...
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Repurr on da Exteerior by
Will in New Haven
Da exterior is still out dere, still danjerus four annykat wiffout
speriense or sum wun hoo will hep to protek her or him. Me an Hether
keep up r patrolls butted I got on da crooz ship several timz two.
Dis tim ob yeer da wether is da biggest danjur. Bee carful and get hom
befour yoo getted too...
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March 4th 11 07:40 AM
by MeOwy
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I da red ninja by
Will in New Haven
I sneekd intoo WooToo's rume. Uncl Bill dint gno I was ther. Hee playd
wiff his poputer and den he gotted up an turnd off da lite an him an
WooToo wen two bed. WooToo don' hiss at mee or nuffin anymor. Sew I
nosepoinked her and we cuddled up an joynd Uncl Bill in seep.
Human note: I woke up this...
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Bear is HOME by
Will in New Haven
Da Mommy brotted da Bear hom. Widdl Samanfa was IMPOSSIWOGGLE wile he
was gond. Butted hee is hom an restin. Hee eeted bout haff his dinner
an Samanfa finishd it four himseff. Mommy sez dat da TED beet up da
cansermonser and sended it aweigh.
Wee is happee.
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Sunrise, Missy an WooToo
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Da Cashon Rooj Stryks Agan by
Will in New Haven
Poor widdl Sunrise hasn' been feelin dat well. Shee bin mopin aroun an
inSISed on sitting in Uncl Bill's lap all effenin wen we was watshin
the UConn Lady Huskies beet up Purrdoo lass gnite. An I wuz being
catsiderate ob herseff.
Den toGNITE Mommy Micki feeld dat wee gneeded sum extra...
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March 26th 11 08:05 PM
by MeOwy
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Resupees by
Will in New Haven
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.
I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Ant Micki finks I am smartted by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill used da howl-monster on da rugg in mine rume. I am a vetrun
ob da howl-monster. Our Mommie used wun all da thym an I stopt beein
skard ub dem long ago. Den Anti Micki used a differun kin ob monnister
on our flor. Itted wuz big an yoosd steem. Wile shee didded dat I sat
camlee on da bed,...
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July 28th 10 01:54 AM
by MeOwy
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Frum WooToo by
Will in New Haven
If yoor hoomin is giffin yoons a skritch an it ain eggZAKlee wher
yoons wann it, the bess weigh to hanl it iz too use yoor paw to push
da hoomins han to wher yoo DEW wan it. It iz NOTTED appropriate to use
yoor CLAWS an hurted da nis hoomin hoo is tryin, howeffer stoopidly an
clumsily, too be nise...
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July 20th 10 02:56 AM
by MeOwy
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Sashi Went to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
Sashi haz goed to be wiff my Mommy at da Bridj an wate for Ant Sara,
hoo iz hur hoomin, an four little Heili, hoo shee helpd rais. Shee wuz
a gud d*ggie butted furry _bossy_ an shee skared mee til I gnew hur
bettur. My Mommy will mak hur behaf. Dey will talk bout de cancer-
monsters dat dey boff...
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Reeport frum Saraland by
Will in New Haven
WooToo heer: Mary Kat akshooly contaked mee to giv me da lasus mews.
Shee sed shee don' hat mee neow dat I don' try too liv in hur hous.
Shee effun wuz grashus enough to say dat shee iz sorree dat myown
meowmie wented to da Brij an dat shee lovz my meowmie da Gooch, wike
efferywun duz. Sew wee r...
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June 18th 08 03:18 PM
by Granby
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Missy Gotted a Cat-bed by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill brotted hom a cat-bed four r Missy. Shee will gnot seep in a
hoomin bed wen a hoomin is der. Mme. Anais showd us all a cat-bed on
hur wunnerful webby-site an I manajd too show it two Uncl Bill affer a
fyoo tries. He wen rite out an gotted wun four Missy. It might gnot be
zaccly da sam...
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Wut to Doo by
Will in New Haven
Sunrise: Wile wee debat isshoos ub peece an war, an eet gud fudz, an
goe too dat wunnerful sho, I gotta simpul kweschun about hoomin
control.
Firstest ub all, da winnow ledj dat wuz blokd by mommy Micki's flowurs
iz vailable agan. I guess da nayborz complayned dat dey could not see
mineown...
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July 23rd 08 02:12 PM
by Granby
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Maggy May at the Catlimpics by
Will in New Haven
I will be unabailable to giff adbices or utherwize respon four da nex
fyoo dayz beclaws I am starting my cuddlesleep events.
I will be doing singles freestile for da nex six owers.
Den I will rest tonight.
Den I will be doing distance singles cuddlesleep frum Catterday
morning until midnite.
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Howe iz R Granby? by
Will in New Haven
I am astin beclaws widdle SaMANfa an da ress ub usses wanna gno howe
shee iz doin. Iff shee is seepin, we will wate until shee can typebite
to heer. Wee lubs herseff.
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WooToo four da hous
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Are Gnu Klub by
Will in New Haven
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.
I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in...
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Da Mommy an Child Re-yoonium by
Will in New Haven
Dear awl: Sum hoomins ast Uncl Bill to post diss heer beclaws dey red
it at da uther nosegroop. Wee ar workin on a gud Meowchat
tranlimiruashun butted wee will post da crood hoomin vershun here. Da
translimurashun will apeer in diss thred wen we finisherate itted. We
is gnot as gudgud at diss as...
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Gordon Kitties by
Will in New Haven
Is you missing a doggie?
Bear and Samanfa was woking Uncl Bill and dey rund into a lady wiff a
furry prettie doggie. I fink da Bear is in luv ob her. She is differen
colors an has luffly furs. Awl fethery and soff.
An Uncl Bill sez shee is a Gordon Setterer. Duz diss gneiss lady hav
yoor dog?
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