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Wunnerful Peepl by
Will in New Haven
I wuz wooking over Uncl Bill's sholder wile he wooked up some fings
four wurk. He ran across da TED skool ad Washintun State Unibersity.
Dey haff a pet loss hotlin wer students talk to peepl hoos pets haff
gon to da Brij too hep dem frew dis badbad tim. An dey haff a link to
da storee ub da Rainbo...
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Mosey, Yoor Mom iz a heero by
Will in New Haven
Mosey, your Meowmie saft a widdl d*ggy frum beein leff in a hothot car
in da sun an mebbe being hurted or kilt. So do wut shee sez four a few
owers.
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Maggy May
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Uncl Bill Iz Stubbern by
Will in New Haven
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.
An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I...
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Roodnuss by
Will in New Haven
I wuz relaxerating in da widdl hous dat SaMANfa brot wiff her wen shee
comd to liv here. I seed dat Uncl Bill wuz feedin da Bear. I gnu dat
dis ment dat hee wood feed widdl SaMANfa nex, beclwas dat is how it
wurks. I gnoticed dat her fudz bole wuz in da widdl hous wiff mineseff
an I wunderd wutted...
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Da Parruts Goed Aweigh by
Will in New Haven
We all gnoo diss wuz gonna happun butted it was still xiting an sad.
Der gnu Mommy, wun ub dem, cam wiff her barekitty an Mommy Micki
putted da birdies in birdy-carriurs, dat wook just wike cat-carriers,
an put a shete ober dem.
Den Uncl Scott, Ant Gina an Uncl Bill tookd da big-big cajes...
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November 28th 10 07:10 AM
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Da Bear an da Stears by
Will in New Haven
I gotta tells yoons about mine doggy, da Bear. A fyoo mumfs ago he
foun dat hee cood no longer clime da stares furry gud. Sumtimes he
wood be stuk in da rong plase.
Sew Uncl Bill an Anti Micki, da Bear's Mommy, setted efferyfing up for
da big boy on da firs floor (hoomin note: We have always...
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Da Bear Wented to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is furry sad an cannot typebite four long. Da Bear laid down
in his Mommy Micki's rume an he muss haff been furry tired. Beclaws he
dint wak up but wented to da Bridj. I am sad butted I know dat he is
gonna bee wiff awl ob ar ol frenz an wiff mine Mommee wile he wates
for doze ob us leff...
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Random Stuff by
Will in New Haven
It is the nature of things, friends, companions, events and joys, that
they are not permanent.
It may be that it is better to harden ones mind and convince oneself
that the thing in question is gone, so life can go on without any more
regret.
However, for me they are always with me, people, pets,...
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Heigh Harri by
Will in New Haven
Hello Ms. Roadcat,
I heerd fru da grapefruitvine dat yooo gotted yooorself sum samonfish
frum yoor daddy's own disch. Wuz it yummy? Yoo gonna get MOR nex tim?
Doo yew haff any leff to shar?
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Missy
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Is Spunjbawb a kittee? by
Will in New Haven
I fink himself is a kittee. Hee is smart an funnee an hee shur isn' a
spunj. Uncl Bill yooses a spunj in da kitchum an sew dew mommie Mickie
an it don't wook at All wike Spunjbawb. Uncl Bill iz gonna bee Mr.
Krab wen he grows up an Missy is gonna be Skwidwurd.
An I gonna MARRY...
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Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane...
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Bear wuz BAD by
Will in New Haven
Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a hoomin
fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man.
Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz
almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down.
BAD Bear
Sunrise
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Kay Yow by
Will in New Haven
A wunnerful lady hoomin, hoo had a nam dat a cat cud seigh, went to da
Brij beclaws of doze offal cancer monsturs. Uncl Bill sez shee did a
gudgud job coaching da Norf Carlina State ladeez catskitball teem. An
dat shee iz muchmuch admired an will bee missed.
My mommy will welcom hur at da Bridj...
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Where iz efferyone? by
Will in New Haven
On Feb 10, 12:39*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Feb 10, 12:35*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Didz u all goez on enbizable modez? *Willow tried of looking at a blank
screen.
I juss tookt a kwiz dat showd dat I am probly tryin to kill Uncl...
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Aminul Plammet iz becum HORRIBUL by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da
tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like
ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse.
Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin
hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...
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Diss Umkundishunal Luv Bidness (frum d*gs) by
Will in New Haven
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.
Wut iff da fudz dish is out...
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Uncl Bill ISN FARE by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill sitted down on da steps too petted meeself. An I rund offer
an sew did dat Maggy May. Well, I coont let hur tak sum ub MAI
pettins, sew I beeted hur up an chast hur aweigh. I din' relly hurted
hur. I wuv herself butted Uncl Bill wanned to petted MEEE.
An Uncl Bill gotted up an follerd...
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Diss Song Shood Haff Diss Liric by
Will in New Haven
A chile, a chile, shivers in da cold
Wet us bring him binkies an hugs.
Maggy May sugjessed dat yeers ago. Wut wood a cole baby gneed metal
four?
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WooToo
binkies an hugs to awl
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