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Meow Kitties, Owr friend Gandalf's kitty's piksure is now on mine RPCC FWIENDS paje dere. Take a look, pwease! http://www.smurgle.net/anais/ -- Purrs,

Furst, owr warshing masheen wint krazy!! et vybrated sew hard, wee thot wee had uh EQ sew Pa had tew ordur uh noo une, hym finkz et iz ubaowt 35 yeerz old. Den we habn't got INNY cheezburgers sinse da 13 uf April meowmie Kyla e-mayled dem n hur wyl forwurd dem wen hur gitz dem bak. And awl diz...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Mirana, Pandora, Pixel, Quincy, Salmonberry, Shawn, Simba, Sprint, Stone, Teva 4 - Boris, Miss Violette, Tiger 6 - Mama, Mlle. Anaïs

ok ucatsons, purlese pay attinshun... az ursefz all know der iz gonna be an upcomin adbenshure which startz wiffa kruze, da wunnerful sisfur in paw Mme. A. haz akzed minesef ta be da kruze direkture beclawz i azked fur da lof boat... so in order fur minesef ta du a gud job i needz yourown hep......

Java heer... I don't wanna depress enny kitty, but I thawt yu mite wanna no... Mine daddy; brudder tu yur Unca Cory, died lastist week. Hiz body wuz fownd by hiz landlord on Sunday last week. It lookz like it wuz nachural cawzez, buttid we won't know whut happened fur a wyul until sum test rezults...

Well, we is gettin closer to moving in to ourzz new howse. Us kitties haf been 'porting over to inspect it and plan our patrol routers, and to get acquainted wif our neighbors. It looks like it should be a nice place to live. It'z smaller dan da place we just left, but dat's a good fing cuz there...

Hed on over to owrown howse fur a funfun Cinco de Mayo partee! We will hab burritoz, catchiladas, do-it-yurownself tacoz, niparitas, quesadillas, chipz an salsa, an uther delishus Mexikan fudz! (I wuz goin to hab fudz wif mayonaize, but Rebecca sez itz not dat kind of mayo, and she iz usuallee...

Well, Paw moved da metalmonster again (wifout warning da kitties on board - how rude!) and da metalmonster is now in Tacatma in Washingcat state. We iz just a half mile or so from da wadderfront. We'z will be here for a full day, so dere will be plenty of time to check out da area. I'z hab been...

I wuz furry helpful fur Meomie tuday. She wented tu sum fizzio hoomin bekus hur arm wuz hurtin sinz las fall (Meomie jenerally finks if yu leeve sumfing aloan it gits beddur). So now she haz sum fizzio eggsersizes were she sits down anna streches out hur arm an counts numbers. So nachurally I...

Today I getted to go to da kitty stuff store wif my hoomin-ona-string. Bof of mine hoomins took turns on da string, through it was mostly mine Paw. We getted a bunch of buckets of kitty treats, and some kitty litter, and a new collar and leash dat match mine walking jacket, which matches mine...

owrz hooman sined uses up fur secret Santa, We iz happi dat dey didn't mezz it up diz year, Trudi and Tiger, Dancin arownd waitin fur a pakage alreadi

Mine brofur Fred iz much beddur. Da tubez ana IV ar gon. Food ana fluidz ar goin in ana comin owt jist like dey shud. He getz tu come hom diz Fursday! Ralph, excited Weze doin a danz uv joi! Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, & Judith (with Ricky dancing the hardest) Ize eetin hiz fud wile I...

If I'm reading my Paw's journal correctly, it was one year ago today that Maw drove to central Missouri and TV's hoomins drove from Illinois to central Missouri to bring Harri Roadcat to him. We all read about Harri and Paw's adventures, and those of us in Highland still get to observe...

Meowmie helped me rite mine tribyewt tu Marble an asked if Ize wud reed it heer. Ize reedin in owr langwij cuz hoominz tok funnee. A frend uv meowmie an daddee hoo iz a garbij man waz putting a cowch on da truk an hurd a faint mew. Jist den an ittybitty kitty fell owt uv da cowch an landid on...

Hihi Kitties, Fred and I haven't gotten a lotuv slepe. Tha poooter has been giffin problums and Fred has re-installed da system twice in 2 daze. We're changin applicashuns and da threwput is terrible. We hasn't been able tu get onto da newsgroops and we went fur a long tim without bein able...

Samwise here. We want to thank our sekrit santa for all the toys and the cat nip. We have been having alot of fun with then. Samwise, Cinnamon and Abby -- read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos

I hope I never find the *sshole who dumped this kitten... -- Boaters find kitten swimming 3 miles offshore in Gulf of Mexico ST. PETERSBURG -- When Maggie Rogers spotted something bobbing in the water three miles into the Gulf of Mexico while on a

Hihi diz iz O T ana our sekretari owez LL a pology. Herself mizred sumphin. Her fout LL said dat we needed a ficial Kandle liter and dat LL wud beat up anyone dat dizagrez. Well sumone set her strait and said herself mizred da post. So LL we iz sorry and we don wanna line up to get beat up ...

Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad... Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk. Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey...