Diss iz Maggie May Mineown sun Winnie hass gon to da Bridj. Hee did not get up dis morning to make Uncl Bill gib usses brekkus ann Uncl Bill foun him seepin on da starez, wer wee all seep sum ub dat tim. Dey took him out an brung him back an he slep on da living rum floor, on da rug. I way down by...

Uncl Bill gotted up erlee sew dat da Bear cood tak him four hiz walkee. Den hee feeded da Bear an uss kittees. Den hee tookt da cubbers off ub da parrot kajes an turnd on der telebishun. Den he gnotist dat da Buddie's wadder wuz disgussing, sew he desided to chaynge da wadder. Wen hee wuz dun he...

Uncl Bill YELLED at a man hoo wuz on r tellebizun. Hee wuz drest funnee, in blak wiff a MASS on hims fays. Hee lookt like Darf Vadur. Uncl Bill sed hee wuz ebull an a umpire. Cood dat man com to da hous an beet up Uncl Bill. Wud da Bear letted him doo dat? Wood dat man hurted a kittee-cat? I will...

As da Sekrekitty ub da Exterriurr, I am sorry to repurr dat it iz entirly tootoo KOLD. I know dat der ar sumkitteez on heer hoo ar in warmer places butted da eestern part ub Catmerica iz mucmmucm too kold. An der iz sno butted not too mulch snow. Da mein problum is da KOLD. I am working on...

Our Mommy is not feeling gudgud. We wood tell yoons mor butted awl we gno is dat she is talking to her noo-rolojust. Wee ar wurried. Peez purr. -- Missy an Sunrise and da Bear an Samanth an Uncl Bill and WooToo

I eeted sum krunchees an drank a wot ob wadder and DEN I gotted up on mine ledj at da kitchum winnow n watshed da sno. Da son cam upp an da snow kep falling an sune it was furry deep-deep. Da plows cam to plow da sircle and dey made a cleer path butted dey piled up snow on top ob da snow dat was...

I wuz wokin by da upstares bafroom, on da weigh to wak up Mommy, an I heerd Uncl Bill singin in da waddermonster. It is forchoonat dat da waddermonster is so lowed butted dat is gnot da poynt ob diss story. I wooked in an widdle Samantha was stikin herown hed fru da shower curtins. And she BARKD...

Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is sposd two: Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud. Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep. Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off her mommy's bed....

I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_ Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a...

Der iz a pritty burdy dat flize aroun da winnow ober r bed. I watsh itseff all da tim. Today I figurd owt how I cud catsh da burdy. I wookd at da burdy an den "beeped" at Uncl Bill. Dat iz mine command beep. It meenz "dew wut I wan. NEOW" and he duz. Butted he dint. He wookd at mee an...

On Jul 26, 11:29*pm, "Granby" wrote: I don kno who iz in charj of deeze fings, effen it iz Bast. *Dat iz enuf. No more kitties or Doggies or Hoomanz needz to leaf for da Bridge. *""Dere haz been too mani and dere iz too muchez sadnez around da kommunitee/ Piglet just...

Efferyitty in da grieving house ub Reich an Coady iss purrprised butted pleezed too wach da byootiful seremony winking der frenz on da CATPTV. Da TV nouncers don' effun ast for no donashuns. Der r still teers in diss house butted neow many ub dem r teers ub joy four r frenz. Efferybuddy sents...

Hiz hoofies iss messed up. Dis iz gnot az sereeus az sum ub da fings wee haz too purr four, beclaws hee will be all rite ventchuallee. Butted hee reely wanna run dat race in Mew York so dat hee can ware dat Tripul Crown. He wanna doo it for hisself, beclaws he wikes to run fast, an for his peepul....

Kud yoo tell meeself wy I haff SNOW on mine furrs? I don' go to da OUT an I am too busy wookin reel gud too do any snow-kittee stuff. Sew, howcum? -- Sunrise, the PRITTY WUN, hoo iz colded an wetted hoomin note: The nearest I can figure is that she was too close to Bear after we came in from our...

Meowmie grabd mee an took a wot ub mine furz an tuk a long tim an den shee brushd da furz I had leffted. So I ran an hided. But Uncl Bill petted mee an tol me dat it iz ok an I still look okay. Maggy May Shee dun dat too mee too butted I dint gneed as much wurk, beclaws I wuz alreddy jus about...

Wee see dis d*ggy on da TV an hee iz a yello Lapradorer Reetreefer, jus like Da Bear, hoo iz black. An Bear wanna gew see da mobie datted iz bout Marlee an Uncl Bill gonna try to sneek him in. Da Marlee iz furry funny an Bear iz gonna learn lotsa gnew triks frum him. -- Maggy May

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI Altho I mite bee skared ub it. -- Sunrise

It iz sad gnus dat da Urtha Kitt, wun ub da mos' famus singing kitteez did go to da Brij. Shee wuz much luvd four a longlong tim. Mine Uncl Bill sez shee iz wunnerful an dat r mommy an efferybuddy at da Brij luvs hur an will welcom hur. -- WooToo

I wone introod for furry long butted I wan yoons to gnow dat all ub usses ar cryin an feel furry bad four Granby an all ub yoons. Da Bear an mine fren Heather is looking at da skye to honur da Sadie on hur way to da Brij. Wen yoo wanna talk, get in touch. -- Wascal

Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab to use no...