WifOUTT my purmishun, Meowmiee Micki tradud in my red jeep-fingie for a nu black jeep-fingi. Shee must be punishd. HosumEVER, da nu wun duz look really kool an matchuz Bearz elegant black furz. An it haz da letust in interstellur hypurdrifes an efferyfing. Sew I cant wate too drife it. puts on...

Dis eevnin Uncl Bill eetted his dinner. Den he putted on his baving sute and wen SWIMMNG. He did GNOT wate twenny minuss. He did GNOT wate ENNY minuss. Our Mommy wud GNOT haff aloud dat. Effurybuddy GNOS diss iz rong. I wuz wurrieed butted hee did com hom ok. Butted den he went intoo...

Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an barkd frum dere. An...

Da Bear got him a nefu hoo is calld da Dook. Da Dook hass a sadsad and furry happee day nest Mundy. His fambly dat raised him frum a pup som munfs ago, az sune as he wuz redddy to leev his doggy mommy, is neow gonna see him go aweight to skool to lern to bee a servis doggy. DEN he will go to a...

Diss affernoon, affer Mommy Micky grumed her an shee laid down four her gnap, mine Meowmy turned to mee an purred "I am gonna see yoor bruther Winnie, sew yoo gotta tak car ub mine doggy an mine puppy. Dey haff lossa bitties at da Brij four mee to hep take car ub an mebbe dey will letted mee play...

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin, sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and gnodded two her as a...

Ant Befferly, dat we all lubs, went to North Catolina to bisik her sister. An shee weft Lady Di in charg ob da hous. Butted Mommy Micki goes to Wess Haben ebry day to feed Lady Di her gooshy fudz an too mak sur she has wadder an da telebishun is on da rite channul an sew forth. Sew Mommy leevd an...

Hee is goin to da TED for dem to tak da notty sor off ob his legg. He did gnot getted his brekkus butted hee did not yip at Mommy an Uncl Bill wike SUM peeepl looks at little Samantha He jus wookd furry sad an Mommy an Uncl Bill felted bad four him. Wee ar worried about him. May da Mommy ob...

Da Exterior on da Ees coas will be KLOASD until furder gnotic. Stay hom an stay IN an keep yoor humans an doggies saf. -- Wascal, sekretary ub da Exterior

Mine Mommy Micki anand Uncl Bill anan my fafurite kumpany, Ant Beffurly, waz eetin bigbig stakes dat mommy had kooked on da grill. Bear wuz gettin peeces ub fat an sum bonez butted I wuz wookin at da platter dat wuz full ub deeWISHUS stake juce. An dey GIBBED it too mee. It wuz sew gud. It had...

Dey iz sayin der iz too menny elk in Montana, neer Jellystone Park. Cood wee goez der an hunt dem an eet dem? An mebbe vizik Yogi Bear an BooBoo? An wut iz a elk? -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Mosey went to da TED an dey sed hee iz ok. His meowmiee tak sush GUD kar ub ower fren. Missy iz prackasin four her trip to da Magelenic Clowdes. Dat is furder dan Saraland, wer Ant Sara livs. Shee is gonna tak a local boy- cat hoo iz reel self-reliunt an braf. Butted she hasn' TOL him yet. Da gnu...

Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee. I don't WIKE dat. Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da fing? --

Purrs for Snowy, aka Nijinski Snow Storm, who owned Robert A. and Virginia Heinlein for some years. After Mr. Heinlein had died, Snowy lived with Virginia until her final illness and has been living with the Haywood family ever since. Now Snowy has found the door into summer and will not be a...

I GNU it wud happen butted I din' gnow wen. Dis morning, affer Bear tooked him four a walk an affer hee feeded Bear hiz fudz, Uncl Bill started to go up da STARES. Ann hee had gnot putted anee fudz in r boles. Ub CORSE, da wunnerful Winnie, my sweetee, had allus tol him to giff us brekus an now...

Diss iz Missy Wen r hoomin meowmie Micki wuz at wurk caterday, Uncl Bill wen out four a longlong tim. I don't min beclaws I gotted gno yoose for hoomins, an we had alreddy been fed. Hee wuz hom in tim to giff usses dinner. Butted FIRS. Firs hee tooked a package an opund it an tookd out a littler...

On Jul 1, 12:36*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jun 30, 8:03*pm, John Ross Mc Master wrote: july 1 is catnada day, when all Catnadian cats are given speshul treets! beauty Happy Catnada day. Catnada iz r Uncl Bill's...

I fink wee haff been too meen to hur. I am gonna go cuddle hur, effen do she eetz bugz. -- Maggy May

On aminal plamet rite now. Dey shud gnot DO dat too da pour babeez. -- WooToo

Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...