Tuday Meowmie opinned owrown frunt dor an finded da bodee uv a liddle burdee dat had gon to da Rainbo Brij. Da por burdee died wifowt evin hewpin nurrish a kittee or udder aminal -- it duznt hav ennee injureez or enneefing. Evin tho we iz kitteez an burdeez iz owrown nachural prey, we mornz dis...

Hi, gize. Dis iz Sundance. Myown sisfur Rebecca iznt doin too gud. She duznt want to eet much. Da onliest fing she will eet a liddle bit iz hoomin baby fud, ham flaver, but she iznt eetin furry much uv it. Meowmie iz evin givvin her meddysinz to make her want to eet and to hewp herown tummee feel...

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. I hopez yoo iz injoyin da ball. We haz had sum lubly tribyootz. It'z alwaze a bit sad to fingk bak on da frenz we haz losted, but I fingk doze frenz wud be happee to know dat dey iz rememfured. Dere wuz so mennee namez on da list dis yeer, but dere iz still time to add...

Kud I hav efurrywun'z attenshun, pleez? Fangu. It iz time fur one of da most speshulest partz of da Jellicle Ball: da part whare we kan see owrown departid luvved wunz at da bootiful Rainbow Bridge. Dis yeer da Siamese Cat Chorale will give ussez a bootiful a capella purrformance of "Cat Anjil":...

Deer frenz. Deer, deer frenz. The noo day iz kumming, and owr Ball muss kum to a kloze. Wuntz agin Bast haz blest owrownselvez wif a lubly place, noo frenz, an da opportoonitee to hewp otherz. In a liddlke wilke, when she iz reddy, Daisy-chan will onner ussez wif dus yeer'z final kallin of namez,...

I wud like to wish a Happee Moth's Day to awl da moffs owt dere. Yoo entertainz usses by flyin arown in da Owt neer owrown winderz or sittin on owrown skreenz, an sumtimez by flyin arown in da In. Yoo iz also furry yummee when we servz yoo on stikz at owrown parteez. Fangu fur bein dere,...

Mamacita, a girlkittee hoo livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, haz went to da Brij. I nebber meeted Mamacita myownself, but sumtimez I smelled her on Meowmie after she vizzited Katy. Mamacita wuz a furry sweet calico girl. When Katy livved in da kuntry, Mamacita showed up dere when she wuz havvin...

On or abowt Joon 5, I, Sundance, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah an Deputy Chief Inspektor, will be 18 yeerz old. I duznt need a big partee, but I will be havvin a opin howse awl week. Yoo iz awl welkum to stop by ennee time. I will purrvide sum apurrtizerz. I will also hab a opin bar, which will inklood myown...

Dis thred iz fur postin ennee namez dat yoo wud like kalled at dis yeer's JB. Rebecca

Yesfurday I seed a noo TED. Dis TED iz sneeky! She kamed in da room tawkin abowt whut a hansome kittee I iz, an how she luvz big orinj boykitteez an whut a sweet kittee I iz. She kep pettin myownself and efurry once in a wile she'd poke me or shine a lite in myown eyes or stik sumfing in myown eerz...

Deer Toonya. Owrown annipurrsary iz kummin up dis weekend. Wud yoo like to go onna date wif myownself? We kud go owt fur fudz, maybe at da sekrit kittee resturant on da top uv da Golden Gate Brij in San Furncisco. Den we kud go dansin at the Waldorf Astoria Grand Ballrum -- we kud evin go bak in...

Gud mornin, kitteez. Heer iz da nooz frum owrown howse. Da hoomin wether peepul sed dere wud be windmonsterz today, an dat it wud be kold. Howebber, it iz nice an sunnee heer wif onlee a liddle bit uv breez.. Meowmie's kactussez iz bloomin. Most uv da fowlerz iz liddle pink wunz, but sum iz big...

Kittiez, I iz sad to repurrt dat wun uv owrown elder kittiez, Mr. Sapphire Samurai, almost 22 yeers old, iz not doin well. Hizown hoomin believez he may not see da sun rize tumorrow. Pleez joyn me in purrin fur hizself an hiz fambly. Rebecca

Fangu fur da luvly Kissamouse kard! We lubbed da kartoon in itself. Owrown inadekwit sekkaterry didn't let ussez know abowt it rite away, so dis fangu iz furry late. I promiss dat da sekkaterry will pay fur dat sumhow, sumtime. I wuz wunnerin if yoo wud like to observ a old RPCC Mew Yeer tradishun...

Good eevnin, kitteez, an welkum to dis meetin uv da wite-footed kittee klub.. It haz bin sum time sintz we meeted to admire owrown wite feetz. Az a reminder, da WFKC iz fur ennee kittee hoo haz ennee wite on dereown pawz, evin juss one klaw. It iz also fur ennee kittee hoo apurrsheaytez wite feetz...

Yesfurday Meowmie lefted out sum milk in a bole after she eeted sum cereul. I figured she lefted it fur me -- cuz why else wud she leev it? -- so I drinked sum. Purrty soon I wuz frowin up awl ober da hows! It wuz terrybul! I feeled so bad dat I didnt evin want dinner until reely late. Maybe...

Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl, Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat haz bin offered to myownself. When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez...

Today I tried to get sum leftober milk frum Meowmie's seeriul, like I did anudder time resintly. She stopped myownself, an sed, "No way, Hozay." My name iz NOT Hozay, it's Sundance! Why wud she kall me Hozay? Sundance the catfoozled

Whut a strange dreem! Well, I bedder get on wif it. Rebecca haz bin goned fur a wile now, an I shud figger owt whut to do wif herown fingz. Letz see. Rebecca bringed dese thingz wif her when she kamed heer: da pink ball-in-a-cirkle, da liddle bed wif da flowery kuvver, da bloo mowsie, dese ballz...