Last night one of mine hoomins, FoodBringer, was sleeping on da futon in mine room downstairs. We was cuddling when we heard mine other human, TummyRubber, bring da goggie in from da back yard. Den we smelled a awful smell and heard TummyRubber running water in da upstairs bafroom. FoodBringer...

We is sittin inna bootiful porter n da pilet Victor jest mayed usses nise lattes n wee is sittin at da tabul. Wee lift off slow. Mosey turns to Tabitha n says: "My darling, wee had sew mutch funfun, dint wee? I wuv yew mor dan yew gnow. I hab a few fings tew tell yew bout myownself dat yew dint...

Meowmie is talkin to some peeples about a possible toona place. I would apurrciate it if you kitties could send her purrs fur a good outcome. Harri

We haznt been postin too much resintlee kuz we haz bin bizzee kumfurtin owrown Meowmie. Herown toona place iz moovin herown job to a noo toona place wifowt evin askin herownself if she wantz dat, an she hazta make lotsa chanjiz all uv a suddin. We keepz watin fur her to git bak to normul, but...

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I juss wantid to let da kommyoonitee know dat my grandmeowmie (Meowmie's meowmie) wentid to da brij dis week. Dey wuznt furry klose, but sheze still a liddle sad. I duznt haz much else to say, but wantid to let efurrykittee know. Sundance

Da BooTeek iz neow opin, Kittahz,and Goggeez! We hab gnu merchandize, 'kloodink lufferlee sylk dressez in awl sizez, lenghtz an kulurz. Lucy Lu, . I tink I hab juzt da dwezz fur yu. I hab flowing gownz in red silk that will POP with yur kolorink, an doze blak perlz!. Yu kin choooz frum...

Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt fund FEMA. Da guvamint wyll fund FEMA. Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

I duznt no if enycat rememfurs I posted bout a cat wat wuz badly injoored onna othur side uf thu provins. Well, he iz comin home frum thu TED hospittul - thu rilly far away wun were they makes noo TEDs - an iz much beddur. This artikul duznt hav eny bad piksures, butted Trouper luks lyke he iz...

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Mine Akwizishun dae iz tudae!!! I wuz uhdoptid 14 yeerz uhgo! Meowmee found me at a Petco adoptshun day. Da shmart man plunked me on hur chest, an I put mine armz around hur nek an started purrink. She fell in LUFF wiff me. Meowmee putt Babyfood chikkin on mine canned food tuuday...yumm. P2nya

Meowmie juss went into da kichen an opinned da kabnit dat da treetz iz in, but she didnt giv me ennee treetz! An I wuz standin rite there, wif da treetz meer inchiz frum myown noze. How kan hoominz be so krool to kitteez? Sundance

Uncl Bill anna Ant Micki wuz wachin TV lass munf. It wuz da aminal plamet. Der wuz a man hoo wanned peepl to gve munny to hep baby hefalumps. An dey showd da kyootest baby effadents. Dey wuz adorable. Ann Uncl Bill sed hee sent off sum munny for a baby effadent. Which wuz very nise. Now dis iz da...

A waiter kitty comes up to Kitty Schottland. Here iz a bokay of mixzed flowers and nip from Lewi's liddle girl hoomans. Dey welkomz u to da damilee.

I'z have been habing a great time doing the Kitten Bounce, but fink I want a liddle change fur a couple of minutes. Are dere any boycats out dere what would be innersted in doing a slow dance wif a inexperienced girlcat? Doesn't matter how young or old, I'z was just hoping to do a dance wif any...

Meow, Tabitha! I'd like to introduce you to my date, Ms. Tess. We'd like to share a plate of Dungeness Crab and Shrimp Scampers. Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Sheriff Of Catmerica Junior Tabby In Residence

Ms Allegra, Do you remember when we used to do Sumo Rasseling? If I remember rightly, Patrick and I once did win a round. Or maybe no one showed up for our weight class. I wonder if some of these young whippersnappers could ever do sumo rasseling? I do think Antonio could do fairly good. Bast...

Hihi! Weez gottid a Kissamouse kard tooday at owr noo howse! Buttid, our Meowmie & Paw dunno hoo owr Sekrit Santa resipieent is supposed ta be. Kanna co-ordinator purrleeze meowmail Meowmie wif da info? Purrleeze use da smserba at hotmail dot com addresss... Fangu!

Meow! Somekitty help me! I think I'm lost at the spa! Lilith Kitten Age 3 -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net