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Irish kitties??? by
MLB[_4_]
Ifn der ar ani Irish kitties here weez wyshin dem happi Irish eyes an
cornd beef fur din-din. TuTu
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AI GOT OWT TEWDAI by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
ai m nawt pozed tew goe owt, but dum meomie lef da doar opun n ai dashd
owt, wile Paw n uh nise naybur wur unloding fudz.
Meowmie got reely wuried, n den kalled mai nayme n aftur uh few minitz, ai
kame bak en.
Wen Paw komez hoam, meomie uzuly lox meh in der bedrum, n den let meh owt
wen awl...
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da blak hole ov toyz by
Chappy
Ize a special place ize storez mi toyz. Dat way ize git new wonz, wif
fresh nip in dem.
Butted dey found my hidey place tuday.
An all mi toyz frum da past fife yeerz ar in da hall now.
Chappy
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tour part 3 by
Storrmmee
before we leaf da dininrum, please note dat diz big big slidin gwass door
allows fur a wunnerful veew offa red clay anna awso da doggies whut lifez
behind uses, dat pooch inna middle singz efuri time a twane goez by, der iz
awso two heater bentz in diz rum... soft awso sayz we will getsa kittee...
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WEH GOTTED SNO by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Waow, ia n gwad weh r awh indoar Cats.
Weh gotted ubaowr tew inchz uf dat wite stuf wast nite.
Den et meltud, n nao et iz starting ugin.
Et is kolt en da Owt tew.
ai/weh feal bad n sad fur da homlus hoomins n catz n dogz wif noe pwase tew
goh :(
Lufs, Mosey frum hiz/owr warm hoam.
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Free da katnip krusade by
Booker
Itz out der in da bakyard.
Ize kin smell it frum a mile away.
Itz CATNIP, and a highly potent form.
Butted dey kaged it in so weze kant git it.
Wat gud iz katnip in a kage?
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Party weekend by
Harri Roadcat
If any kitties iz up fur a pawty, 'port over to ourz howse. Meowmie an
Paw is up in Wiscatsin visiting wif Meowmie's sisfur an her Meowmie an
Paw, and da Dum Dogg is at da dog hotel, so wez haf da whole house to
ourselves. Amelia has bringed some yummies from da FluffyKitz warehouse,
and Sammy...
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TEL YER HOOMINZ UBAOWT DA KLOX by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Sundai Murning, Daylite Savings Time endz sew tel yer hoominz tew set der
klox 1 howr furwrud befur dey goh tew bed.
Mosey
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Offurink ov Pozishun: Assistant Chief Justicat by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Diz iz a repozt on diz gnu thred:
Ranger, iz Chief Justicat da sayne fing az uh Juge?
ai dunt hab uh job in diz wunnerful Community :(
Pipps--pouting
Pipps,
Ar yu sayin dat yu wud be willink tu be Assistant Chief Justicat?
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adventurz up a twee by
Booker
Der ize waz. monitorin all dat waz gowin on in da bakyard, wile pawpaw
waz reedin hiz buk.
ize saw sumfin in da twee, so ize had to go vestigate lyke a gud kittie duz.
ize klimed and klimed and klimed sum more an da sqwirrel gotted away
frum me.
Den pawpaw saw me. Ize waz sebenty elleven feets...
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Job purr update by
Amelia T Cat
This update is to remind everybody in the Community that Community purrs
really do work! My Meowmie had her insurance license tests this morning,
and she felt very unprepared and scared. But thanks to all the purrs of
the community (and her hard studying, of course) she passed both parts!
So...
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tour part2 by
Storrmmee
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a...
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Pardiii Timez by
Gramby
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on...
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Da hurted Cat iz beddur by
Cheryl[_5_]
I duznt no if enycat rememfurs I posted bout a cat wat wuz badly
injoored onna othur side uf thu provins. Well, he iz comin home frum thu
TED hospittul - thu rilly far away wun were they makes noo TEDs - an iz
much beddur. This artikul duznt hav eny bad piksures, butted Trouper
luks lyke he iz...
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BANG! I yam shot! by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
I've bin FRCPeed!
I knew day wuz goin tu. I fewlt it in mine bownz
I hid reeeel gud, weer I neber hid b-fur.
I hid in da pooter ruum, undurda-dezk, on toppa da purrintur,
waaaay in bak.
Wewll, dey gotz me an tookt me fur mine shot.
DUN"T tewll me it wuz furr mine own gud.
Da olny gud ting iz weez...
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moar purrz n prayerz fur owr paw pweez? 3-13-12 by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!!
No hoominz got hert.
ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad.
Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen...
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Purrs ur owr Paw pleez ? by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!!
No hoomin got hert.
Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH &
MRRRRRRRT!!!!
Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr...
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FANK YEW FUR DA PARTY HARRI by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
It waz/iz a wunerful Party, HARRI
Weh r reely enjoyin et, but mabehapz et wyl goh on fur uhwile yet?
Hmmmmm?
We luv seing owr furendz habin fuhn. yeUP.
Da fudz n drinkx r wunnerful.
Fank yew fur inbiting usses.
Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps (awf sumpwase wif Ranger) BobQat n
Mimzy
(Tygur...
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Bear's Fren Tukker goed to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He
wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun,
following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da
chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an
he lay dere for a long...
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A CANDLE FOR TUKKER by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=tuker
Weh eech lited une
Mosey, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex
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