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Buddy da Parrut iz Two Smart by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill cam hom frum da moofies (he seed a moofie about Beez) an
turnd on da kitchum lite, Buddy wuz in hurs kaje an da lite musta
bothered herself. Sew shee said.
"G'NIGHT"
Uncl Bill wuz dun in da kitchum an turnd off da lite an shee sed,
"Fank Yoo"
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Maggy May Tribyoot Thred by
Will in New Haven
Mosey n his wife kitty Meowy, stand upp tewgeffer, holding pawz, n goh
tew
da podium.
Maggy May wuz uh wunnerful bootiful woman cat hoo luved bitties, Hur
hulped
bitties in reel life tew, n une dae ai wuz habbing uh BBQ n wen her
had
eeted, hur wispured sumpfifng tew her frendz, ubaowt me n Meowy...
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November 5th 10 10:26 PM
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We WANT WUN by
Will in New Haven
On dat uther nosegroup sumwun sed dat dere kitty has a vibramating
kushum dat sits on da flore an wiggles wen da kittee sits on it an
maSAJes da kittee. Efferykitty shud hab wun ob doze.
Sunrise
In effery RUME
--
Missy
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Deer Piglett by
Will in New Haven
blushes Iff yoo wood bee mine spekal fren we cood go on da BENchur
together.
--
Wascal, Hous ob Fowler
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Budgie Goes to Rainbow Bridge by
Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill's spekial fren nam Janice loss her wonnerful budgie,
"Little Guy," lass gnite affer a breef illnuss. He iz surfived by his
broffer Ira, his mommy Janice, his uncl Ihor an his uncl Bill.
May he fly aroun entertaining efferywun at da Brij wiff his chirps an
antiks until his loffd wuns...
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Purrs for da Aminals in Ohio by
Will in New Haven
Deer furrends,
We ast dat yoo join us in purring dat da byoootiful aminals hoo
recenlee dided in da Ohio insident ar taken by da Mommy ob us awl to
ress under da Forever Trees.
--
WooToo an Missy, for our hoomins ana r dogs
Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again
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Da Booldog Boys by
Will in New Haven
Nex stor, da Mommy Wendy an Daddy Andre haff allus had da Spamyool da
Tukker, hoo is da Bearz bestest fren. An dey haff too chilrum, MarSELL
an Queen Morgun.
Sew dey gotted a bulldog namd Buster, hoo wuz setttlin in good, aldo
da Tukker mak shoor dat he gnow hoo is boss.
DEN, Buster's bruther's...
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We Brot Pressies for R Hoomins by
Will in New Haven
Wee botted Uncl Bill som pears ob jeens and sum pachamas. Wee yoosd
mine Ant Micki's, Missees Mommy, kredit card. Ob kors it wood be gosh
to by him sumfin wiff he's own card.
Den we botted mine Ant MIckey, Missees Mommy, sum stuff at Koles. Wee
usd Uncl Bill's card.
Wee taken BOFF cards to shop...
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Gess HOO by
Will in New Haven
Wutt widdl gnotty purson tride too com intoo MINE rume? I wuz at da
dor an diss purrson started to wok rite in wiff her widdl tale waggin.
Shee fott dat bein kyute wood keep me frum beeter herseff upped.
Butted I had da paw ob venjinse reddy to strike down upond her.
Butted Uncl Bill savd her. Hee...
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I am anoyd atted Maggy May by
Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon liddle SaMANfa wuz eetin her fudz in herown Hous an,
az yooshual, she leff jus a tinee tase in her bole four mineseff, az
wee haff become furry gud frenz indood.
An MAGGY MAY rund intoo Samanfa's hous wile I wuz politely tissing
gnoses wiff Samanfa. An shee eeted MINE fudz.
(human...
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Gnus ub da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
Mexico:
Sum big kittees gotted aweigh frum dere hous an wuz lost an hungry. Da
gnice policemen feeded dem sub chikum an tookd demselvs hom. Dey wuz
gladglad to get hom affer all dat reCITEment.
Wun ub dem confided to diss reporter: Gud GUD chikum.
Da kitteez wuz ub da tygur variety, almoss as...
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Asking for Purrs, Purrlease by
Will in New Haven
On Dec 9, 8:42*am, Anti Shado wrote:
Hihi, kittiez.
MuShu da Magnificent here anna I needz a fafur, purrleeze. *Mine paw
is furry, furry sick. *Him furst gottid sick da end of Awegust, but
didna tell ennyone. *He camed home frum a trip da end of Septemfur
anna by...
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Be Happy bout Hoomins by
Will in New Haven
At dis tim ub yeer it behoofies usses to memember dat da silivation ub
catkind gneeds da uposubl fums ub da hoomins. Wiffout DEM, we might
haff to trane da raccooms an dat wud be too mulch wike WORK.
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Maggy May
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An Engineer's Guide to Cats by
Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4&feature=related
I hadn't seen it here before. Apoligies if has been posted before.
--
Will in New Haven
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Bear Don' Bring usses GNO Pingpat Balls by
Will in New Haven
Wen Bear walks r Uncl Bill he brings hom sumfing mos ub dat thyme.
Yooshily it is tennus balls wat r a littl fun butted r tootoo big four
seryus kitty-play. Once he brung hom a goff ball wich wuz lotsa fun,
specially wen Mommy Mickey stept on it an neerly fell an sed sum
iNNERESTING wurds. Butted...
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July 9th 09 01:01 AM
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Da Exterioar: Mine Reeport by Wascal by
Will in New Haven
Da Out iz outsyde da housuz an der iz a LOT ub itted.
Da kitteez wut wiv in da Out haff sum warm wether rite neow, sew dey
doo gnot nead binkiees too keeps dem warm. HowsumEVER, it iz berry
reportant too haff da Hoomins keep feeding demselfs and hepp dem
getted da TED kar wen dey gneed it. Dis do...
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July 18th 09 10:25 PM
by Granby
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Missy PURRED at Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Wee wuz on da fudz-couner dis morning an Uncl Bill had putted sum mor
kibble in da bole BUTTED wee cud see himself openin a fingy of DEEE
lishus chikum gooshy-fudz an puttin itself in a playt. Sew we wuzn'
paying muches attenshun to da kibble.
Sune he brotted DAT playte to are counter an, as he...
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July 21st 09 01:14 AM
by MeOwy
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A Serremoney at Da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Efferywun hoo wuz neer da end ub da Brij diss mornin saw diss
serremoney.
All ub da servus doggies hoo r heer waitin for der frenz wuz lined up
in formashun, werrin der harnesses an stannin strate an tall. Dey wuz
lookin at da cloud-door wher sum ub usses arrived wen wee gotted heer.
Menny kittees...
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August 21st 09 06:52 AM
by Granby
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SamANfa lurn frum MOI by
Will in New Haven
Da wivving rume iz one level downe frum da kichum an dining rume. Da
mere hoomins and Da Bear yooz da steps too gets downe. We can dew it
too an sumtimz do buted it iz boring.
Yoozhully, we skwwz throo tha fence along da edj ub da dining rume,
step onto da bak ub da big komfy chare an den eether...
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Catlympics by
Will in New Haven
Da pattybawl games at Wimbuldun is almos over an it is neerly time for
da Catlympic Games ob 2012.
I am enterin da hoomin trainin competishun. I gotted Uncl Bill awl
crated up an reddy to port to London. An I got da stuff for him too
fetsch. Den hee will obey me an I will show dat I am...
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