http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/consumer&id=7853380 The Kroger chain of stores has announced that several brands of dog and cat food sold in 19 states might have been contaminated with aflotoxin. If your humans buy dog or cat foods from this chain, please ask them to check...

Meomie klames she wuz singin. She kant sing. HOnessly! She wuz makin stranj noyses, I thot she wuz sik an callin out tu me, 'cat'. Wat kin yu du???? She wont stop!!! Sam Although I am not much of a singer, I get a lot of harmless pleasure out of participating in a couple of community choirs of...

Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...

OEj, Stormmee, Chester an alz da restz. U bestz be kleanin up da rearanginz, soft and furry are on der wayz hom. I hopz u waz gudgud anna dontz getz in trubl. ur fren Piglet

You said der was gonna be a warmz firez at Unkle Billz house diz week endz? Iz dat stillz on? I founr some shrimpies in da freezer and sum krab legs. I hafta leaf dem for da gramby. Her reallie likez deese fings but won eat dem in public, says demselves is hard to krack and her kant get da...

Hi guyz, diz iz O. T. you guyz gotta big job to do. You gotts talke Uncle Bill into doink da novel in 30 dayz like Uncle Dan iz doink. We allz knowz himself kould do it. If not, we would allz have a gudgud think ta readz. O. T. looking over grambys shoulder, aktually sittink on it while her...

The porter device twinkles in the corner of the old barn. It is very late on a a very cold Catnetticul night but the weary cat who walks through the yard and into the house seems more tired than cold as he drags two sacks with him. He is clearly damp and his steps are not quick. When he is halfway...

Hihi! Sukie heer! Myne furrendz MeOwy n Pipps n myneself heerd TuTu's Meomie sayin dat sumcatz needs kittiesAA (fills up shot glasses and hands them out again) Now, wees wunnerin wat dat meens.....hic....hic... cos we dussnt know....burp..... (fills up shot glasses again) Sukie pulls down the big...

O hai Sqweex heer, Yu noe wat ai did tu Meowmie Kyla? Fur da lazt 3 nitez n napz, ai hab bin gittin on hur syde uf da big bed n purring n cudling wif hur. Dat maykez hur hapi, n hur petz meh n smilez. ai luf tu mayke hur smyle ;) Sqweex

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/corset.asp Dat's nastee! Wy wood da hoomins want to look like a giant boot? Dough apperantly its sopposed to bee like a corset mew can nefur take off. Hoomins haf such crazee sexual fetishes, its like dey're more primitiff den us cats! ...

Owr Mwomie wikes The Cat Who..bukz, bai Lilian Jackson Braun, sum bai James Patterson, iny bukz ubaowt cats, hur gotted uh Catmopolitan magizine frum Unka Gandolf, n et wuz gudgud. Et iz wike Cosmopolitun, but wif cats, instead uf hoominz. Da covur wookz wike Mme Anais. Haow abaowt yer...

Hai mai furrendz Ai wuz wundeing wat kynd uf moozik yer hoominz wike. Ai dunt noe hoo Sekrit Santa weh wil gib tu, YET , but we wunna send dem uh CD 'mayhapz or uh kuhset. Sew, tel meh pweez. Fangu Mosey

oh hai owr gud furendz weh hab uh wunnerful meomie hoo copied n pazted awl da Candlez dat wur lit fur Jack Gordon n e-mayeld Dem tew Anti Bess in Scotland n put sum rozez en wif dem fur hur az uh keapsake.. Weh luffz owr meomie Kyla..yeUP Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.

Oh hai owr gud frendz MeOwy n ai had uh dixcushun n we wunt tew order sum, uff da rainbow hankies dat sae Jellicle Ball 2011 on dem, Dey wud beh in gold n red baskets fur eech une dat sinez da gestbuk, on da table, dere, n den MeOwy, hoo iz uh wunnerful seemstrez, wood wike tew mayke uh ...

Mine funnee neffew Pookie wuz taykin uh nap wif Pa , hoo is rekooping frum uh operashun, n he tryed tew owt purr MEE reel laowd, wich he nebber duz, n Pa telled Meowmee, hoo dint beeleeve him..cuz Pookie nebber purrs laowd wike dat. Harrumph n mrrrrrrrrt wiff Pookie. Mabbee itz cuz Meowmee...

tYPIN DIZ EN AWL KAPZ.oOPZ..sawry waching owr sili h00minz wach uh heby medul progrum on vee H 1 kwazik moozik. bideoz... Sun wumun kald Leeta Foord iz singin 'kiz meh dedly..' Nao dey r waching uh moovy kald 2001..Ooooooooo weerd kolorz on da tee vee..... Mosey iz bein weerd..hym iz...

Sumbudy snet me diz n ai wuntud yoo tew see et n waff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcT4paZfflg&feature=fvwk Luffz, Mosey

I hab tew axs, wat tyme iz da winkingh uff Sherif Rocso n Stormmee? I wunna beeeeeee dere but mine hoomin gits up layte butt Iwill wayke hur upp. MeOwy, wood yoo wike meeeee tew beeeee yer scort? I wood wike dat furry mutch. Mrrrrrrrrt? Wuffs Mosey Wooking furwurd tew diz happee event

Oh hai mai/owr furendz, Heer r sum pix uf owr cat famli. http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-michael/site/ Pa rote da pome on da frunt n yu hab tu hit Photos tu she wat weh awl wook wike. Mosey : ai m da gray n wite fuzzy une

http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-michael/site/ Owr Paw rote da pome da frunt n yu hab tu hit Photos tu seh whut wee wook wike . Mosey (meh) is da gray n white ai jest terned 10 on Joon 1 , Sqweex haz 3 pix uff hurself, une jezt pozing, une en da wtndoe, n une on da nip, Hir iz sew funi. Pipps...