Pitoonya, Meowmie haz been reeding summa da poztz furum lazt yeer's Ball, an we see dat yu kept the Booteek runnin smoothlee in owr absenze. Yu haf dun such a gud job as manijur, dat I am gowing tu transfur ownership uf da Booteek tu yu. We are gowin tu try tu be heer moor often, but da Spa iz...

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on...

I'z had fun todai! Dere's a young lady who's joining da Army but she's not been a runner ever much so's she needs to learn how. Odd for us to have to learn how to run but it's harder wif just 2 feet I think? Anyways Meomie sat wif us in da grass anna no muzzle onna either of dem! Da young lady...

Ranger, this is Sammy. I need some help getting the tables set up. Here, hold on to me. Let's sit you down a minute until your head stops spinning. We're not in a hurry, Ranger, there's really no need to be running. Even so, let's remember to rake the areas the kitties will be so we can...

Since it's now Christmas Eve, we've got to throw a party! Every party needs some good music. We've got a CD player in the RV and a good selection of CDs, so lets here suggestions as to what tunes your kitties want to hear. And for part of the evening I think some live music would be good. Samuel...

To celebrate ourz new kitty howse we'z having a party. Sammy has arranged fudz - dry and gooshy fudz, an roast beast, an fishies an grilled skwirls, and da ears of sooven is on da grill now. I gots a stereo set up in da basement so's we will haf moosic fur dancin. And Franny is arrangin some...

My elderly sisfur Cleopatra could use some more purrs. The TED diagnosed her abcess and put her on antibiotics a couple weeks ago, but she's still not bouncing back like she should. She has been back to TED a couple times since then and he says she's healing nicely, but she is definitely not...

Whichkittee ur hoomin keepz the Calling of the Names for the Jellical Ball, or the Walk of Rememberance lists, pleese? We are trying to get the Ocifurrz of Cat America Lizt updated.. Pit2nya Grand Pooh Bah

As Meitze solemnly reads the names of this years honorees, a black n white tuxedo, "encamped" next to one of the stones of the inner circle, opens his heart and allows the melodies of love and respect, longing, beauty, and hope to come through. Music threads it's way through the assembled kitties...

Lizzy iz 4 years old and vet says an orange tabby. Well, chs is light coral color to mee and there are very dew stripes. We had to do a spay abort when she went to TED. Figure she was dumped becuae of the kitties. She suffered from being out in 10 below zero weather. She is doing fine now...

I have been lurkin (again) for a while, and dying to ask this question. Why is it that the minute i sit down at the computer my Bobcat all of a sudden wants cuddles and strokes and fusses, and then walks on and sits on the keyboard, and generally gets in the way? Do any of you kitties know? Oh my...

We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni Dollarz. We needz a benture

Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. Ok, everykitty, we'll be...

Willow reads what the group is about to do and after looking at the human version of the script decides. I weld like to play Julietz mofther, Ladie Catulip (Capulet).

Fangu, Sekrit Santa! Our box was super speshul! Meowmie an Paw getted some bootiful scarves, and us kitties getted TONS of toys! Freddie was kinda tearful, cuz he nefurr had so many Kissamouse presents before

hey is you girlcatz lost?? Tiger anna tv, catcerned BRBR wez nottid lost our meowmie decided to tayk sunfin called a vaykation anna lef us alone wif our grandmeowmie for long long tym... can we still mayk it to da picnic? miss isis anna izabella Rachel, Isis &...

Hi. Iz anyone still here or did efurryone go on da road trip? sniff Ize guess Ize alone. Just in case doe ... Hi, My name iz KitTen. Ize a tabby N Ize about 10 year old. My hobbies include sleeping, eating burd watching and new-cleer fizzix. Ize used to

Voice of Public Address Cat Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25 "We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw delivery. It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his...

http://cheezburger.com/View/4319718912 see yew on da dork syde uff da muhn Diux pixshu is ubaowt 2 weex old. Luvz MoseyO

Mr Fred, it has been a year since you came into the house and became a part of the clowder. You are one of da nicest kittiz I haf ever met, an I know dat Paw loves to snuggle wif you, and loves when you help him on da compputer. We is all delighted dat you are part of our family. Even hissy...