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Sumtymes we wurry bowt Meomie by
rafflescat
Da nue TV is furry gud. Meomie howeffur is notted. We wus wotchin da
footie (football) wiffa Paw n Meomie wented
ballistic....wel we wus onny tryin to catch da football n save Paws
teem gettin a tankin....n it wurked! Dey are twu goalies up! We didnut
marka screen we DIDNUT! Maybe a sumcat got inna...
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Sitting Shiva For Boogie Da Harpurr Cat (RB) by
ChildFree23
Auntie Shado and Kitty Schottland VC take their places on the magic
couch, and slowly the kitties begin filtering in to pay their respects.
The first ones are Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, in
a rare moment of behaving themselves and getting along. They go up to
Auntie Shado...
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Heer Boogie... by
Boogie's Mom
Bummed out black n white tuxie quietly hangs up his blue cap with the red C
on it and joins Unka Cory wif a hedbutt ... Fangs. I'll see your Burdwizer
and raise you a Guinness.
sigh
"Unca Cory" wrote in message
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trying Mommy's food by
Stormmee
iz you catsiderin lettin dem mof der? da soft duzint likit muc ceptin da
fudz iz gud... soft anna furri wuz der ofur da weekind, Trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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Granby wrote:
Hihi Harri mine luff, haz been awhile sinze i...
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Hay! Mine offise! She mooved mine offise! by
FurrsomeThreesome
I'ze think I'ze supposed tu be owtraged.
Meowmie's been weird last few days. On Sattiday, she started takin'
things offa shelfs. Den she unpluggded all de macheens dat wurk da
innernet and rpcc an' stuff.
DEN she startid pushin' furnishure arownd. Dat's noisy an' complicated
heer, speshly...
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A Fangu tu da Community by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
A grate big FANGU to alla da Community furr purrtizipaytink in our
wedwink.
Da87 paje .document wyll be emailed to enny ho wan nit.
It wyll awzo be powztid on da Cat Webbysite, wen we rememfurr da site ov
it.
Sundanze an...
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by Rebecca
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Chaucer'z Promoshun by
JSmith4973
Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin
promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer.
Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol
ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he
wannit to.
Robin haz kilt 1...
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WARNINK, WARNINK Truder Kittie in da Area by
Gramby
Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite
her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself
againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az
Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...
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September 12th 11 10:38 PM
by Gramby
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PARTI AT MOSEY AND MEOWY'S HOUS by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Weh r habin uh parti heer at owr big hoam nao tu selibrayt beauty's
apoyntmunt az
Sekkaterry Uv Hoomin Welfare
az wel as Sekkaterry uf Fudz
..
Eferyune in da Kommunity iz inbited.
Goggies tew.
Weh gotz lotza nip fudz n drinkz, n fingz tu pway wif.
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Uh Tribewt two My Thithter Toto by
Boggity Boggsworth
~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez
out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~
Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I
am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov
Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...
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Yer Inbited tew uh Hal0weeny Party by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
Diz Saterday, thu 31st iz Halloween n the Kits n I wanna inbite yoo awl over
for trix n treets n kostoomz. We gots lots uff fudz, n dansing a sawft
pwases for da bitties to sleep in da speshul room in da basement of our
hooge hoam. I polishued up da bannister n got owt da floomply pillow we...
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Cousin Roscoe's Important Announcement by
ChildFree23
Thank you all for coming to my party. And thank you all for
coming to Capt. Midnight's (RB) Memorial Service. I was named
after one of television's greatest law enforcement officers,
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane of the Dukes of Hazzard. To carry on
the grand traditons of Capt. Midnight and my name...
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Wedwink: Everlasting thru thuh Agez by
CatTayls/Little Kitty
As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are
directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue
velvet drape.
Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a
dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...
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HAPPY CATNADA DAI JOOLY 1 by
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
Porters start arriving at Niagara Falls for the celebrations of Canada Day,
on July 1 and on through July 4,
Mosey, MeOwy, Tyger , Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have ported
in and have set up their tents, and are awaiting their other friends.
Pipps ports in with Ranger and they set...
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Tufted Ears Club meeting soon by
Adam
In a few days dere will be anuffur meeting uv da Tufted Eers Club. Da
main order uv bizness will be tu elect a new purresident uv da club,
becuz Dyna has gone tu da Bridge.
Da memfurship roster dat I have luks lyke dis:
Dyna (RB), Founder
Allegra, Vice President
"Zorin the Lynx" (I thought dat...
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My tooth question. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
Hihi Kitties,
I went to da TED's recently fur a checkup and I was furry healthy
exceptin da TED says I have a chipped tooth that he think should com
out. I think I'd be upset at loosin a tooth and feel lop-sided, but
Fred dusn't want me tu be in payne.
I sumtimes shake my head and...
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Ping -- Sundance by
Sylvia M[_3_]
Repowztid wiffa betterer dayte.
Dum meowmee wentid tu da catlandur, buttid didunt fickz it.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in
message ...
Ar yu reddee tu go tu da wedwinkink?
Du yu tink I shud hab awlla da givtz shippt tu...
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Message from Serge's cousin about his memorial service by
Amelia T Cat
I don't know if any of your humans are anywhere near Mew Jersey, but the
humans are holding a memorial service for Uncle Serge the same day that
my humans are doing the charity walk. Below is a message from Serge's
cousin:
Hello, Let me introduce myself. I am Serge's cousin. As you may know, he...
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Mine Purrday (or what passes fur it) by
Boogie's Mom
Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure
eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin
mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda,
Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...
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DUNCH by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee...
I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had
OrDurffz lazt nite.
I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin
havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet.
(Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...
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