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Miss Violette by
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Miss Violette, Black Jack and I are so happy to be with you on this
trip. If someone in this house cooperates (turns and glares at his
mom) and get some mistletoe, may we both give you a Christmas Kiss?
Thank you, Raphael & Black Jack
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To Harricat, from the Cooper Cats by
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Hi, Hi, Harri!
R sekataree red yur note & then hit thu rong key & deeeleeted it bi
misteak. We 'pologize 4 hur, we r trining 2 trayn hur bettur.
Thu answer iz, yes, we haf all kins uf stores in thu Nu Orleans arya.
Sum rn't open in Nu Orleens but since mom wurks in Metairie, she gets 2
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep! by
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Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them,
'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr
purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu
streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff.
We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur...
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gud greef! by
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Hi, kittees! U no r mom tuk sum uf us 2 FLorida after The Storm. Me &
Black Jack stayd bhind 2 watch thu liddle hows. Well, we r all kalm &
kuul now, or we wur (glare at mom)
DO YOU NO WAT SHE DID!!!!! she brot in anuthur kittee last nite.
well, we nu thu kittee bekaws she ust 2 kum 2 thu...
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(murp) hi? by
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a small, slim white gurl kittee with a pale, pale, pale yella tayle
peers 'round thu dooR:
(murp) hi? thu big kats sed I cud rite this time. Thu hooman whu brot
me in thiz hows kalls me Snowy. She had fixed whut wuzn't broke but
thats ok. Thare iz gud fud heer, soft places 2 sleep, & no...
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favurite kartoon kittee? by
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We wuz wonderin' iffen yur sekaterry or mom or pa had uh favurite
kartoon kittee? R mom reeds The Times-Picayune & thar r seferul
kittees thayr that she likes. & then thayr iz 1 on thu net. Hur
favorite iz probally Mooch (Mutts) but she also likes Peekaboo (Rose is
Rose) and Solange (9 Chickweed...
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Mollie Anne haz feline herpes by
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GUd mornin'! I went 2 c TED last Satday & He sed I had feline
hurpys. Mom nu thayr wuz somethin rong koz mine rite i leeked & I
wuzn't krying. So I haf 2 eet sum brown stuff (Enisyl) & haf sum
stinging stuff in mine i (trifluididine or something like that). I am
gettin ust 2 hafin thiz stuff &...
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Happee Fanksgiffing, Ms Trudi! by
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Ms. Trudi, we all hope u haf uh grate Fanksgiffing! Mom made sum
kookies---day r kalled "Cookie Brittle". She ses she will take sum 2
hur frens hous later. she ses its like choklit chip kookies but
eezyur.
I am sorry that I hafn't ritten 2 u recently. Mom left us TWICE 2 go
away. Hur sister,...
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Cadbury alurt! Cadbury alurt! by
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GIS!! mom wuz reedin' thu ads this mornin' & gess wat? In thu Green
Wall ad wuz a CADBURY ORNAMENT CREME EGG ad!!! Duz this meen that
sumtimes thu rayndeers get tired & the Cadbury flies the sled 4 Santa
Klaus? Or maybee thu burd flies thu sled in the warm parts uf thu
whirld? Iffen it iz thu...
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The Cooper Cats Report by
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Dear Friends, esp Miss Violette and Mz Trudi!
The Cooper Cats were reunited yesterday when Anti Jean and Mom came
home from Floriduh.
Baby Kitty and I hid under the clawfoot bathtub (NOT in it, of
course!!). I came out from under about three hours later. BK came out
during the night. He stood...
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Reporting for duty, Sir!! by
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Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to...
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Snowin! by
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Hi, gis! We no that R Sekrit Santa & lots uf uthur peeple had snow 4
Kissamouse! LOTS OF SNOW! And we no that it iz reeeeeeellllllyyyyy
k-k-k-kold in thoz playces 2. We hope that efurry1 iz stayin' warm.
We had snow in Nu Orleens 2. Just uh liddle bittee bit. But we cud
SEE it---onlee Rafe...
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Duh nu derangement by
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Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum...
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Cat transferred from job by
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GIIISSS!! mom wuz reedin' uh nus storee on Google, quotin' KHNL about
uh Navee commandur bein' transfurred. down thu paj on thu KHNL paj wuz
uh storee about uh Cat whu had uh job in Brooklyn IN. He wus in charj
uf katchin' mice in thu polees stashun.
Well, sum nu gi dcided that sum peepul kumin'...
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Sir, Capt Midnight, Sir! by
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Sir,
Was my application sufficient? Is there more information which I can
send you? I really would like to be on the CatAmerica Police Force.
Most hopefully, B J Purrshing
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Happy Pawdi Graw!! by
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Kittees! It's Pawdi Graw!! we are celebratin' by takin extra long
naps!. Mom's watchin on thu tv. We haf King Cake with purple, green &
gold sugar on it & creem cheese in it. We r keeping mom from eatin'
the sweet stuff, on count uf the diabetes. BUt she figures she can haf
sum uf the creem...
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anuther toy! by
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Hi, Trudi! My liddle speshul gurl Kittie! Mom bot sum 'nip tea in
bags! but she dint feel like drinkin' 'nip tea so she gave thu bags 2
us! Boy thay r kool! u can thro them upp in thu air & slide 'm acrost
thu floor.
I hopes u r hafin uh gudgud evening. Dus yur maw & paw haf thu TV boks
on fur...
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Moving House with 3 cats. by
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Hi, G! I live on a bus route and a going-home-from-the-ferry-route, so
my cats stay in all the time. The vehicles are driven by people who
think the race track is still here (it closed 100 years ago) and some
of the walkers are a bit strange.
My cats have a SuperScratcher from Wal-Mart---it's a...
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The Cooper Cats report by
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Dear Friends, we left New Orleans on Sunday afternoon and traveled to
Hammond LA. We rested there until Thursday morning with no electricity
or phones. Then Thursday morning we started the trip to Our
Secretary's sister's house in Miami Springs. We arrived safely on
Saturday. We have not met...
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Gnu ears & trolls by
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Hi, gis! mom reeds uh web site bowt 'cheezburgers' & sumbodee wished
efury1 uh Happy Gnu Ears! She liked thu sownd uf that. She also
reeds 1 'bowt Terry Pratchett. She ses it is weerd that thu troll who
sens thees endless things bowt spis also sens them 2 thu Pratchett
site. yurs, in cold...
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