IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 54 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the 13th annual Sekrit Santa. If you sign up for Sekrit Santa, you will be given the...

After I gots off my wonderful ride wit Hari (wez tooked 2rides, one wuz Cash anna eberybuddy describibing all the fishies frum the glass bottom),we went walkies! Dere's a HUGE number of sniffy stuff here! Iffin you walks along where you kin here the salty water swish, you kin tell just how fur...

O MRRRRRRRRT!! Mozt uf da mobilhoam park wer weh lif en haz noe litez, heet r wadder, but weh r bwezed wif heet n lite, but dunt got inny waddr ugin!! Owr Pa gotted sum diztilt waddr fur drinkin n hym fyld up da baftub sew dey kan flush der fingy. Cud yew pweez purr fur doz hoomins n cats n...

Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I alreddy knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well, uv korse yoo kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be abul to admire myown hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in front of the screen." Yes,...

I wanned mine BREKKUS an da kans was on da couner wer I cood see dem. Butted Uncl Bill wuz beein stoopid. He had walkd da dogs and put out der fudz butted he wuz NORING me. He pord his orumj joos an gotted his pills an wuz gonna sit down at da tabl WIFOUT FEEDING ME. I had a big bowl ob krunchees...

ok ucats we iz comin to da end offa tour akrozz furm da kitchin anna dininrum iza lifin rum... it haz two winnerz which luk onto da frunt, itz purtee kule beclawz der iz rum for more dan one kittee, between da kitchum anna lifin rum iza little hallway whut goez to da garage, now dat iza kule...

Memo to Meowmie From: Booker, Snowflake, an Chappy DO NOT git sik on da day ov da Jellikle Bawl. Dere ar two meny emails when yu finally drag yurself to da puter. We pologize iffin weze missed ani ov da fine trybutez.

Dis iz Piglet and iffin you getz to our houze, yuou kin tell da Gramby what yourown name iz. I know you can do diz cauz your a Kitten and we are veri smartz or, maybe some of da kommunity have sugestionz fora name for yourownself, dat could be funz. You soundz like a vceri pretty girl...

Hi My good friends, Looks like I have to go to the Vet sometime sent week, because I yam peering LOTZ on da couch, sew Dad will take me. Mom thinks I might have my UTI back. Mom iznt mad wif meh, but Paw is yelling, n hym taked himself owt tu din din. I could _reely_ use some purrs. Fangu sew...

I haven't seen this mentioned yet, so here it is... this is a website where, if you want, you can subscribe to what is known as a "feed", and be constantly kept up to date about additions to the web site. It covers all known food recalls, for whatever reason. This feed covers more than just the...

Cood yew pweez tell Gramby dat Meowmie snet her a kard on da second uff Jooly wif someting innit fur hur projext? Fangu furry mutch Mosey

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Chianti is getting spayed this morning and then she'll have a leg operation in a week or two. John http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/Chianti# One less 'truder cat! Cinder

A wonderful idea Little Kitty. Ize will help out as needed and Ize really hope Ize not my usual late self. Ize volunteer to help out with the youngsters if needed, telling them stories of prior Jellicle Balls and keeping a watchful eye on them if youze would like. Puddi Cat --

Mine porr sweet wink unhaybl tew poast sew aihab bin aksted tew mayk uh powst fur himsefl. Wessee...I fnk dis iss wat he wud wike tew say: Mosey: Fangyu mine pweshuss (an pritty) wink. Fur aw yoo hass diddid fur minesefl, I wil by yoo a gnice emeruld ring dat wil matsh yoor gween ayes. Wuff,...

Las nite Meomie wuz lukin fur hur dansin shoos. They iz furry lite shoos like slippurs, and she had them onna Satturday cuz thu dans groop haadda soshul dans, an she wuz goin round befur the regyoular dans on Monday sayin I memfurs putting them in a spayshul playse so I wudnt lose them, onna...

Itz a hollyday tuday -- Cinco de Meow! Az far az I knowz, we duznt hab ennee Mexicatz in da komunitee, but if dere iz, I wishez dem a happee Cinco de Meow! Rebecca

A wunnerful lady hoomin, hoo had a nam dat a cat cud seigh, went to da Brij beclaws of doze offal cancer monsturs. Uncl Bill sez shee did a gudgud job coaching da Norf Carlina State ladeez catskitball teem. An dat shee iz muchmuch admired an will bee missed. My mommy will welcom hur at da Bridj...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4&feature=related I hadn't seen it here before. Apoligies if has been posted before. -- Will in New Haven