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Hi, I have written two dog, one cat and one kids' book for HarperCollins. I'm currently at work on another cat book about feeding/eating behavior. I would appreciate if anyone could tell me if they fit into any of the following cat owner categories (or create a category that best describes...

What's the deal with catnip? I guess some cats like it and some don't. My female shows no interest, the male did for a short while. What is the best kind for them?

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Hi: We've got a dangerous indoor cat She's already managed to put my mom in hospital with at least 5 broken ribs and a hemopneumothorax. In the time my mom was in hospital, she either picked up a wicked bacteria called c.difficile or it was

I saw this on the news--really neat! And being cats, we can be pretty sure they do not do anything they don't want to do. ;) "D." wrote in message ... ...

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Hi i have a 7 month old boy cat. He was born with a balance problem given to him by his mother cat. At least thats what i was told when i took him to the vet. The vet told me there was no cure.But i think he may have been lying. He never gave me a name for the disease. Ive be searching it up...

Actually, 11 years for a cat amounts to only 60 years using the measuring sticks they use to relate human and cat years. I say "only" because I am 63 and I don't feel like I am over the hill ;-) See http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/a/agechart.htm for this and other information. I have never...

We have had two Steelcase MO2295 office chairs and multiple long-lived cats in the house for more than 20 years. One day two weeks ago when we were gone, our 1.5 year old male cat got a hind foot caught between a chair back and the the arm rest and effectively ripped his hind leg off. We had to...

A few weeks ago, two cats came to the patio door. One is a ginger cat, quite big and well fed looking, the other - who has the same kind of collar - looked kind of skinny. They sat there staring in so I felt bad for them and set out a dish of food. They gobbled it up in seconds and now come by...

First, let me reassure you that I'm not some icky troll. I've posted here a couple of times and have gotten some very helpful advice from you folks. However, my male, neutered, 4-year-old cat did something today that startled the hell out of me. Now, I'm in my 50's and have grown up with cats in...