Meow! Cybèle: So I wuz sweepink when furst it felt wike a carnival kiddie ride Oriane: Kinda wike reel slow genntle swayz. Stuff in da compartment swayed a widdle.... Cybèle: Den it wood stop, den start again. Twee timez Oriane: Den dere waz nuffink. Datz awl to weport!

Kitties diz iz O T anna we jus gonna hafta haff da boot kamp. Out Kissamouse pkg arrifed and da Gramby waz oo dum 2 know what itself wuz. Her fout it waza a CD of sumonez cats so her putted it up on da shelf ta look at after her kompani left. In time, her diskovred itself was like a TV for...

Ize spent da nyte ruffin it in a tent. Ize had nuf ov all da hoominz. Booker Ha! He wantz yu to feel sorri fur him. Da tent was in da lifin rum.

Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa. She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an talkt about how wunnerful da...

before we leaf da dininrum, please note dat diz big big slidin gwass door allows fur a wunnerful veew offa red clay anna awso da doggies whut lifez behind uses, dat pooch inna middle singz efuri time a twane goez by, der iz awso two heater bentz in diz rum... soft awso sayz we will getsa kittee...

Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz NAWT!! No hoomin got hert. Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH & MRRRRRRRT!!!! Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr...

Sundai Murning, Daylite Savings Time endz sew tel yer hoominz tew set der klox 1 howr furwrud befur dey goh tew bed. Mosey

Oriane: Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman objekt cawled a 'soupcase' Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens? Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now.... Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible! Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Finally emailed Serge’s cousin. She said phone number she had for me was no longer in service. Anyway, she said Doc said he came through fine had a good strong heart. ICU for a couple of days. thanks for purrs and prayers. Brenda

Weze all haf tu go unner da koverz at nite. Deze cheep hoominz turn da heet way down an weze freezin. Da onli way tu keep warm iz to git unner da koverz wif da meen hoomin who refuzes tu turn da heet on at nite. Chappy

Tunite Meomie came home as yewsual. Den Paw awwived. Dey fed us n fed demselfz. A stwange man awwived n he had a zippy up jacket n owt de jacket wus a wittle hed pokin owt....a babycat hed! Is a babycat aged 4 munfs! Hes soso cute. He is a rescue kitty n Meomie sed she wood haff dis baby til...

Jus thought I'd let you all knowz meowmie is keepin us 4foots all together anna dis big stormie loud thing is gonna make lots of wadder come saderday. Wez in Norfolk area. Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent --

Meow this is Misty. Does any Cat know when the Jellicle Ball *Is* as well as *Where*?? There *may* be some (I think *6*) new Cats from NV who might want to attend as well as a few from CA and VT. I need to send some pee mail to them to let them know. Misty

It is getting cool and almos cole. Da leefs dat fawl off da tres ar fun to play in and da skwrils are furry fat an tasy diss thyme ob yeer. Howsemeffer, efferycat hoo goes into da OUT has to be furry careful an avoid da varius dangurs. If yoo isn' experiunsd den yooo shood only go OUT wen...

Two Zot girls, behind a shiny mahogany desk, shuffle papers, as the theme plays, and a computer graphic of the NYC skyline displays behind them. Cybèle: Meow, and welcome to da Nitely Nooz ob Catamerika, libe from Mew Yawk City! Oriane: Well, kitties, the talk ob da town is da upcomink Jellicel...

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding. Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of course, I hafen't seen any...

Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrrrrrrrrdai deer rpcc kitties, Happi Purrdai tew yew! an mennee moor! ( effen da too d*gs ) Noffempurr

Little black and white cat peeps around the corner, flattens his ears and clears his throat. Hewwo fwends, Jack heer...dus enny of yuse wememfur me?? Dis is a wong wong story but awl twue. Meomie hadda cold n wus dyin of dis cold. Paw had thu cold furst n gaved it tu Meomie. Dat cold wasted a...

The line up is now firming up. Wez got the following events fur all our furry friends! For the kittahs, we has lots of sleeping spots everywhere frum high ones to cat runs and a back yard you kin look out over in comfort from an enclosed porch 44ft x 13ft. Wez also got us a sunroom where you...

Deer Kats, Mommy sed I kan test. Luv, Laura