Miss Violette, Black Jack and I are so happy to be with you on this trip. If someone in this house cooperates (turns and glares at his mom) and get some mistletoe, may we both give you a Christmas Kiss? Thank you, Raphael & Black Jack

Hi, Hi, Harri! R sekataree red yur note & then hit thu rong key & deeeleeted it bi misteak. We 'pologize 4 hur, we r trining 2 trayn hur bettur. Thu answer iz, yes, we haf all kins uf stores in thu Nu Orleans arya. Sum rn't open in Nu Orleens but since mom wurks in Metairie, she gets 2 go 2 all...

Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur...

Hi, kittees! U no r mom tuk sum uf us 2 FLorida after The Storm. Me & Black Jack stayd bhind 2 watch thu liddle hows. Well, we r all kalm & kuul now, or we wur (glare at mom) DO YOU NO WAT SHE DID!!!!! she brot in anuthur kittee last nite. well, we nu thu kittee bekaws she ust 2 kum 2 thu...

a small, slim white gurl kittee with a pale, pale, pale yella tayle peers 'round thu dooR: (murp) hi? thu big kats sed I cud rite this time. Thu hooman whu brot me in thiz hows kalls me Snowy. She had fixed whut wuzn't broke but thats ok. Thare iz gud fud heer, soft places 2 sleep, & no...

We wuz wonderin' iffen yur sekaterry or mom or pa had uh favurite kartoon kittee? R mom reeds The Times-Picayune & thar r seferul kittees thayr that she likes. & then thayr iz 1 on thu net. Hur favorite iz probally Mooch (Mutts) but she also likes Peekaboo (Rose is Rose) and Solange (9 Chickweed...

GUd mornin'! I went 2 c TED last Satday & He sed I had feline hurpys. Mom nu thayr wuz somethin rong koz mine rite i leeked & I wuzn't krying. So I haf 2 eet sum brown stuff (Enisyl) & haf sum stinging stuff in mine i (trifluididine or something like that). I am gettin ust 2 hafin thiz stuff &...

Ms. Trudi, we all hope u haf uh grate Fanksgiffing! Mom made sum kookies---day r kalled "Cookie Brittle". She ses she will take sum 2 hur frens hous later. she ses its like choklit chip kookies but eezyur. I am sorry that I hafn't ritten 2 u recently. Mom left us TWICE 2 go away. Hur sister,...

GIS!! mom wuz reedin' thu ads this mornin' & gess wat? In thu Green Wall ad wuz a CADBURY ORNAMENT CREME EGG ad!!! Duz this meen that sumtimes thu rayndeers get tired & the Cadbury flies the sled 4 Santa Klaus? Or maybee thu burd flies thu sled in the warm parts uf thu whirld? Iffen it iz thu...

Dear Friends, esp Miss Violette and Mz Trudi! The Cooper Cats were reunited yesterday when Anti Jean and Mom came home from Floriduh. Baby Kitty and I hid under the clawfoot bathtub (NOT in it, of course!!). I came out from under about three hours later. BK came out during the night. He stood...

Good Morning, friends and sekataries!! This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant this way. Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now, called the neighbor across the street to...

Hi, gis! We no that R Sekrit Santa & lots uf uthur peeple had snow 4 Kissamouse! LOTS OF SNOW! And we no that it iz reeeeeeellllllyyyyy k-k-k-kold in thoz playces 2. We hope that efurry1 iz stayin' warm. We had snow in Nu Orleens 2. Just uh liddle bittee bit. But we cud SEE it---onlee Rafe...

Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will mizz uh note frum...

GIIISSS!! mom wuz reedin' uh nus storee on Google, quotin' KHNL about uh Navee commandur bein' transfurred. down thu paj on thu KHNL paj wuz uh storee about uh Cat whu had uh job in Brooklyn IN. He wus in charj uf katchin' mice in thu polees stashun. Well, sum nu gi dcided that sum peepul kumin'...

Sir, Was my application sufficient? Is there more information which I can send you? I really would like to be on the CatAmerica Police Force. Most hopefully, B J Purrshing

Kittees! It's Pawdi Graw!! we are celebratin' by takin extra long naps!. Mom's watchin on thu tv. We haf King Cake with purple, green & gold sugar on it & creem cheese in it. We r keeping mom from eatin' the sweet stuff, on count uf the diabetes. BUt she figures she can haf sum uf the creem...

Hi, Trudi! My liddle speshul gurl Kittie! Mom bot sum 'nip tea in bags! but she dint feel like drinkin' 'nip tea so she gave thu bags 2 us! Boy thay r kool! u can thro them upp in thu air & slide 'm acrost thu floor. I hopes u r hafin uh gudgud evening. Dus yur maw & paw haf thu TV boks on fur...

Hi, G! I live on a bus route and a going-home-from-the-ferry-route, so my cats stay in all the time. The vehicles are driven by people who think the race track is still here (it closed 100 years ago) and some of the walkers are a bit strange. My cats have a SuperScratcher from Wal-Mart---it's a...

Dear Friends, we left New Orleans on Sunday afternoon and traveled to Hammond LA. We rested there until Thursday morning with no electricity or phones. Then Thursday morning we started the trip to Our Secretary's sister's house in Miami Springs. We arrived safely on Saturday. We have not met...

Hi, gis! mom reeds uh web site bowt 'cheezburgers' & sumbodee wished efury1 uh Happy Gnu Ears! She liked thu sownd uf that. She also reeds 1 'bowt Terry Pratchett. She ses it is weerd that thu troll who sens thees endless things bowt spis also sens them 2 thu Pratchett site. yurs, in cold...