Mineown hoomin has been getting very lax lately. Just dis morning, him again fed da Dogg before feeding da cats (him allez does this, claiming dat it'z cuz it'z easier to feed da Dogg). Den him feeded us da usual way - lifted me up to da stove, washed out all da kitty dishes, dried dem, set...

My outdoor kitty, Daisy, had kittens in my garage Monday morning, my birthday. On Tuesday, I could hear more than one kitten but could only see one, a white one. This morning I went to check on the kittens and to make sure that Daisy was able to reach all of them, since she had had them in the...

We wantz da sherrif at owr howze rite now!!!! owr hoomanz iz owt of knotrol!!! Der i wuz enjoyin da loferli efinin breeze, juzt lukin owta slidin door, knotmelintatin howta opin da screen anna smellin da gud smellz, when i seez a 'truder kittee in mine yard... So I meowz itself to go away, I efin...

Did we miz da porter and did efferyone go somplaze elze? Piglet and O.. T.. wonnerin whee efferkitty wuz.

Dis is anuther test emayle. Lucy

Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long...

Hihi Kitties, Gudgud Newz. I have a call back on one of my applications. They want me to take a test on Thursday and after that maybe an interview. It's not a big job, but it will keep me off da streets and I can live on it... IF I get da job. It looks good. I think yor purrs have been...

I put a picture of my new kitty, Lorelei, he http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/5160068465_9ff53fdf13_b.jpg I think she's very pretty :) Gandalf

My bright and cheerful, confident, super athletic precision jumper, head-bopping brush loving pocket rocket of a mini cat has gone. We saw her minutes after she was born, she spent her first week in our backyard. Her mom found a safer place after that and moved her, so it was several weeks until...

Well, it's been five weeks since our Chief Of Police went to the Bridge, and since GranMeowmie found the courage to put his ashes in an urn, I decided it's time to have a memorial service. Capt. Midnight came into our lives Labor Day Weekend 1995 as a stray that was being fed by half the...

Hihi Kitties, an meow! Tiger an myownself iz gettink winked on Joon siksth, so I'ze making planz fur my bridal pawty... Cleo, wood yu be my Mayd uv Onor? Samantha an Rebecca, wood yu be my BrydseMaydz? Harri Roadcat an Pityoona, wood yo be da Collar-Bearerz?

I sent this today, will keep you advised of what their answer is. Due to the current Mad Cow problems in the United States, I am very concerned about feeding my cat any cat food with beef or beef by-products in it. Can you please advise with verities of Friskies cat foods contain beef...

it's me, Shaina. i am with the delegation from Thailand. We all have blue eyes and are mewing our famous mew. Da crowd is wild wif being impressed! Dey never heard anyfing like hundreds of Siamese mewing at dat same time!!! Who else is here? Is dere a Maine (coon) usa deligation?

Hi, Thiz iz Mollie Anne. So menee uf thu kittees r talkin' 'bowt thayr clubs that Raphael 'memfurs the Gray Cat Club & he tolled mom he thinx it shud start agin. Me & Sweet Wm agreed but we rn't shur bowt hafin uh club wit' onlee three memfurs. So, iffen u r gray, part gray, like gray, or like...

That PLONKS them?? If I PLONK you, that means you're in my killfile, you dolts! I can't see your dumb ass replies unless someone I haven't plonked responds to snippets of your stupid ****. So why in the world do you address me - Knowing full well that I'M NOT READING YOU?? STUPID!

Iz efurrykitty getting reddy? I hope yew all kin teleport to Lake Louise by Thurzday afternoon so there iz plenty of tyme to get ourownselfs reddy. Wot kind of moosik do yew want thuh orkestra to play? Gretchen Marie, panicking and trying on her noo outfit

Sorry we'ze late. All these posts have been dizzying for Meowmie Debby (who's taken to using the pooter without her glasses). Belated Meow! and welcome! to Short Tail Tom and his clowder Concatulations to whoever is getting winkwinked Have we missed any meetings of TEC Fangu,

BobCat, Ripley and Giggler would like to ask if you could send some healing purrs to their Meowmie Leigh who has been (and still is) experiencing her first ever migraine. Fangu. Human sez, wow this hurts!

Here, Fred, zis iz da remote kontrol fingie. Fangu, Ms. M, M. Clarence shode me howz to uzing itt.

Meowie Kissamouse Evvykitty (an hoomins tu). Mineownself nayme is Timmie2shoes, but mos evvyone calls me Timmie. I'ze 5 ears old an a furry furry hansum boycat who wuz fixed but not broked. Da hoomin sekkitry leaves da pooter on so'ze I kood read bout all da venchers, but mineown toeses can't...