Well we see dat thu snowmonsters is froze n has beklum a froze wandscape. No buddy has tu go owt if not impurrtant bissyness. Ower sekatree has decided tu bee on impurrtant bissyness n goes owt effury mornin. She furstlee scrapes awl thu skin offa da metalmonsturs face, den she runs bak in sayin...

My Paw's brother Pat has two dogs, Pearl and Jessie. Pearl has been having some health issues related to her pancreas. This afternoon Pearl passed out and became unresponsive. She is on her way to the emergency vet now. Purrs would be appreciated. Amelia

Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience. We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside,...

Hi effurywun, Ize Cyrus fru, da hows uv Rennie. Tuday Ize wud luyke tu pay tribyewt tu mine broffur Micah Blue. Wen Micah caym tu liv wif us, he waz jist a babycat, but we liked eetch offur rite away an hung owt tugeffur alla tyme. If I waz sleepin an he wud want me tu wayk up, he wud start...

So far weze haz Sundance, Booker and PookyKat sined up fur Nappin 101. Da topikz to be kofured will follow. Writin dem for Wappin 101 tuk all mine energi an I needz a nap. Chappy

Mine Unka Pat, Paw's brofur and Paw to Jessie James da Dogg an Pearly Mae da Dogg, is going into da hoomin TED-place to day fur gastric reduction surgery. Him is purrty worried, so purrs fur him to be relaxed an to come fru da surgery fine would be apurrciated. Harri

O T goes to Willow, iz u gonna nounce dat it iz time furrr toatz for da new kouple? Wilow smiles at him and says, I kno u haz been pratizink diz galik fingie and u iz deoink furry gud. Willow goes to the table where they opening gifts and takes the microphone. Tension u all. O T wants to do...

I herd myne Meomie tellin da TED tunite dat I wus stinky! Naow dis is notted true, I just has a wittle ewimination purroblem. I gotted a reely stinky fing called Katalax dats surposed tu hewp...we'll see, I is not gonna take it willingly....no mees not. I awlso herd dat TED sayin I needed...

Az yu nose, we lives inna middul uv a city. A small city, Meomie sez, altho it luks big enuff tu me, butted a city. We gits cats, d*gs, seegulls, pijins, mices, rats, an thatz bout it. Sumtymes a moose inna parks, wat causes eggsitement. Now weze gotten these fings called coyotes!!! They iznt...

I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance

My bruffer, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, was taken to the Emergency TED lasted night. He was frowing up. Meowmie Becky couldn't afford Emergency TED's fees, so they told her how to keep him comfortable and hydrated until she could get hims to our regular TED, Andy. Meowmie Becky took Rosco to...

Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin (sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED. Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin...

Earlier: "Cash who's been hanging back winks at Mosey and with a mild shudder takes the snakes which are a little heavy for Daisy-chan and follows her towards the kitchen. Not noticed by them, one little snake wriggles out through a tear and hides under a deck lounge chair. It's a pretty little...

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud! Sundance

My tuxie Merlin was hit by a car today, sometime probably early afternoon. He was a good boy, and I will miss him. He would always come up to me and ask for cuddles, and would bump up into my hand for more attention. Go in peace, my bud. Waiting is. Mishi

U kno her hardt tacked het twice? Well her hadda buncha test anna her haz anofther arteree bloked at 80 per cent. Dem iz gonna haff ta do dat baloon fingie, AGAINZ, den later put inna stent. Her iz plenti skared diz timez. Diz blokink iz gen gein, borned to her not from what herselfz eatz. ...

so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz boxes anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but diz day along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft anna furee brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den we...

Poor Chester just left for the TED to get some teef pulledz. We needz to purr dat all goez well for himself. Piglett covering her mouth just thinking of it.

Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey...

My mom's cat is always harrassing me for some honey baked ham whenever I make ham sandwiches out of it. Is it OK to give him some? I know not to give cats anything w/chocolate or onions but that's about it. Thank you in advance. --- Posted via news://freenews.netfront.net/ - Complaints to...