On da ufther newzgrup, Unkle Dan said dat Cleo waz haffink tuff pain and was going to da TED. We all needz to be pourrink and prayink for her ta be ok.

I think it was about a month ago that I finally lured Lorelei into my living room, where I tend to spend a lot of my time. Now, if I spend a lot of time at my computer, as I tend to do, I can count on a lap buddy 4 or 5 times a day :) She is so sweet: she comes up behind me, and taps my arm or...

Unca Cory wrote: Iz alla mine Noo York frendz here? "Staten Island ferry crashes at pier" http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/15/ferry.accident/index.html --- Onyx, hoo hopez hiz Noo York frendz dinnot haf a reezin tu be on dat bote tudae...

Weze voted Spook - for all of youze. Punkins & Puddi Cat Fangufangufangu! Spook, with Gizmo and Whiskers

Mosey, Mimzy, Bob Qat, Pookie, Sqweex, Pipps, FeLIX the Cat, Chester, Lucy, MH, anna foo utherz are reddy tew bwast off to da Moon dat promises to be a nise bakashun. Duz innybuddy else wanna ride wif usses? We gots snax n dwinks on da porter. The Kits have their majic rox dat Morgana gave...

Oh hai owr gud furiendz, Weh nead tu axs yu awl uh favur. Weh hab un naybor Qat namd Sookie , hoo haz bin gittin wat hur hoomin kawls' seezurz,' but hym wuz kinda vage wif da dexscripshun uf wat Sookie wuz doin. Et dint't saown wike uh seezur, frum wat Andy, owr nise naybor n frend sed. Andy ...

We are sorry that more purrs might be needed--our house has two more sick kitties. Miss Pandora, our 18 yo Angel Bunny Princess and Psycho-bitch, is furry sick with kidney failure at TEDs. Meowmie and Paw have done everything they could at home at it does not look too good. Also Marissa, our 15...

Hi kitteez, I haven't bin here fur awile. I just found out thuh autumnal ekwinox iz Sept. 22 and thuh full moon is Sept. 28. Have any kitteez started planning thuh Jellicle Ball????? Gretchen Marie, SOX, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Ok, kitties, let's get this show on the road! All the vehicles are ready, I think the kitties are ready, and the road awaits. Hey, efurrykitty, let's have some fun. Follow me! Hihi, Julian and Sebastian! We're here! This is a nice looking house.

Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz, but dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da smaller items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz...

Sammy: Hercule! Hercule Lenoir! I am so glad you could come! It has been ages since I saw you. Hercule: Indeed it has, and fank you fur the welcome. I figured it was time to properly remember my dear Rebecca, so I wrote a musical composition. If you have no objection, I would like to direct...

The line up is now firming up. Wez got the following events fur all our furry friends! For the kittahs, we has lots of sleeping spots everywhere frum high ones to cat runs and a back yard you kin look out over in comfort from an enclosed porch 44ft x 13ft. Wez also got us a sunroom where you...

Tiger wuz myown bestest furend in da komoonitee. We wuz bof orinj, we wuz bof hooverkitteez, an we bof liked owr napz an owr fudz. Moss uv awl, tho, we lubbed owrown winkz. When I knew dat I wuz in lub wif Pitoonya, it wuz Tiger dat inkuraged mywonself to purrsoo her, to git ingajed, an to ask...

Let's see: I've practiced my vanishing spells, I've practiced my Cheshire Cat vanishing spell, my Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't look, my teleportation appearance. My stalk. I've sharpened my claws just in case some dimwit tom tries to take advantage of me, I've pounded on the speed bag -- lighting...

inny taykerz? I am 7 yeers old n wike tew pway. iam lonly...willingh tew shayer nip n toyz Will port innywere.. I gotz titlez tew, imprezzed yut?? Luffs Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada

Boss seed a heron inna bak yard yestiddy. It flied up tu da liddel pond. It was 3 tymez az big az myownself. Scary. Vincent

Ower hoomin camed home late las nite, an I cud smell thu effidens, round hur ankuls an on hur hands. shez bin pettin anuthur cat. Boycat fixed wen notted broke, smells lyke, notted yung, butted notted anshunt or sik neethur. An fur this she iz late comin home!!!! Sam & Cinnamon

Da bootek iz neow opin furr doze kitteez huu wanna get drezt up furr Hollow-ween. On hand are all da Party Shop selectionz az well as on-line choyzez. Hollywood costoom shopz ar awlzo avaylibble. All can be Googled and ordered frum. Be shur to tell dem dat mine commission goez to RPCC! --...

Ablang-Duff wrote: I went to the pound/shelter a couple of times and I was wondering about getting a mutt. How do you select a cat? The adults are pretty much indifferent to my prescence. It's the young kitties that are sometimes active. If a young kitty puts it paw through the bars...

Cleo: "Everykitty, please join us now at the reception. The teleporters are all set to go there, and for those who don't like to teleport there's a helicopter waiting for you at the mouth of this canyon. Please, come help us celebrate!" Stevenson: "Concatulations, both of you! We're so very...