"Wild Bill" wrote in message ... A dog's top 10 pet peeves about humans

Just finished our bedtime routine. Drag two little boys kicking and screaming, into bedroom. Jas follows. shove two little boys kicking and screaming into Pj's. Jas inspects imperiously from the road map rug on the floor. Follow two little boys to bathroom (they love toothpaste). Brush teeth....

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She beat the living daylights out of me this morning, the little Juvie. I had to go it aslone with the meds. I could not get Louie's tuchus out of bed to save his skin, (I was going to write lazy tuchus, but then I caught him reading over my shoulder) and got to work by the skin of my teeth. This...

I was playing with Dante, and I happened to look under his chin, and I definitely saw something-- moving. Damn! As mundane as it may sound, I have NEVER had a cat with any parasites before--- OK, a cat I had when I was a kid had ear mites. But I have had no recent experience with this. He was...

We were eating at Chili's tonight (Allegedly a "Tex Mex" restaurant, but I don't believe that for a minute http://www.chilis.com.au/) and Joel ordered a steak. When the server asked how he would like it, he said (as he always does) "burnt" because he doens't want to see *any* pink in his steak...

This morning, I woke up to find that Nina had been tirelessly protecting me from a dangerous infestation of paper product greeblings during the night. I had put out a new roll of toilet paper before bed last night, and there had been a moderately full roll of paper towels in the kitchen at the time...

We had 55 deg tonight. I had to shut the windows in the bedroom. However, my cat kept sneaking to her beloved porch. I brought her in twice thinking she might get cold, but she sneaked out each time. Finally, I put a light throw on her, but she escaped that too. Avoiding all of the bedding I have...

It seems Cleo doesn't act like a kitten, because she isn't. The vet puts her at 1+, maybe even 2+. Based on the tartar build up and Gingivitis. Seems an imprecise science. The good news is that she tests negative for the serious viruses. The bad news is that she has a broken Canine tooth, an...

Sorry guys, as I mentioned before, my digital camera is %^&ed up, and I'm stuck doing it the old-fashioned way. Dear folks, I picked up the Dante pics yesterday, and they were all underexposed. There isn't a decent pic among them. I quickly shot another roll but again, it will be a few days...

Sammy and Bandit practicing their synchronous napping! If you're having trouble distinguishing the two, here's a hint - look at the depth of the dents in each pillow! ; http://www.possibleplaces.com/CatNipped/Bandit18/ Hugs, CatNipped

Subject: Fw: The Gulf Will Rise Again - John Grisham Date: Sun, 2 Oct 2005 08:24:16 -0400 I thought this was worth sharing with all of you. I think it says it all.

Singh wrote: I should know this stuff after being here so long. Could someone please define the following terms or phrases? Greebling Invisible "monsters" or "mice" that cats love to hunt. Toilet Paper Greeblings are dispatched by destroying their hiding place: a roll of toilet paper. ...

I'm sorry to report that he's still regularly harrassing and terrorizing the other cats. Abelard has learned to take it in stride but the others are still working out their best responses. Maybe because Abelard was his first target and has had time to learn how not to provoke too much? He doesn't...

Impatiently waiting...

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I'm thinking of getting some more cat furniture from this company (I think they could use the help of a professional tanslator, as well): http://personal.eunet.fi/pp/catmax/index_eng.htm Scroll down the main page to see their R&D staff. ;o) -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory...

It never ceases to amaze me. Maybe it has ceased to amaze you with your kitties and whatever your native language is. Persia fully understands phrases, the primary one being "It's not time yet!" Most of you know the vet put her on a diet because she'd gotten quite fluffy despite being on Hill's...

Just wanted to share this site if anyone hasn't seen it yet. Hard to pick favorites cause so many made me laugh (and a couple disturbed me), but I loved magic cat and laptopcat. http://www.amazingcatcollection.com/ PatM

I didn't have any digital pictures of, Bod, the cat who owned me in the 1970s, so I bought a scanner. I've uploaded 3 pictures of Bod to my RB Cats album, plus some more of Rosie and another one of Smokey. In the Other Cats album I've posted a picture of Benny, he owned my great aunt in the...