Soft stupidly emailed her TV's response to The other hooman instead of putting it here where it belongs, So I decided she should start the new thread with it/ Miss Violette OK letz goo, TV openz porter and sets coordinates to start a new thread, doez you wanna stay atta same plaze in neworleanz...

Diz iz Piglett and time iz gettink shortz. Haz u girl cats gone to toonyas botikue and gotted ur outfits for da dance and da rest of da serimoniez? I hazn herd if dere iz a partikular theme diz yearz. No one haz said muchez bout what dem iz wearink. Minown gown iz covered wiff Rainbowz, in...

Dis wuz da lastest straw. The uther day we heered Meowmie tawkin bowt how dat noo KFC chickybird iz furry deelishus. Today she bringed sum home an, as yoosual, didnt give ussez ennee! I fingkz we needz to orgynize a expydishun to go git sum owrownselvez. Whoze wif me? Ennee ideerz on how...

We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs last week. Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum. Den Booker kept...

Won't you all join me in celebrating Lilith Kitten-Mahoney's sixth purrday? It was on January 31. I would have posted sooner, but was having computer problems. Meowmie Debby

I have been trying to lure Lorelei into my living room since shortly after getting the wonderful cat tree, since she would pass close to the big doorway on her way to and from the litter box, and the food and water in the kitchen. Well, when I decided to give her a can of Fancy Feast on Sunday...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Amber, Baby, Nicholas, Percy, Stormee, Tinkerbelle, Yarrow 11 - Isabella 14 - Matthias, Oz, Voodoo 15 - Maestro

My dear Secret Santa, We must apologize for the tardiness of our secretary. We received your gift to us about two weeks ago. We are eagerly anticipating the opening of it and the enjoying of its contents. With warmest Christmas wishes to you and yours, I remain, Sailor Baylor Brown, DOC,...

Meowmie fownd da purrrsonell fylez fur da Spa an Booteek. Some uf deze kitteez are not in da communitee much ennymoor, so we will be needing tu fill sum vacanceez. For neow, if da following wuld chek in pleez iff yu are heer an still infurrested in wurkin in yur preefiuz job. Dat will gif uz an...

Your female cat's uterus cut apart: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/cspay_12.jpg Your male cat's balls ripped off: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg Aren't you the caring human!

one lonely wineglass sits on a table, wrapped in a fluffy, pink, breast cancer awareness scarf. many other glasses are raised toasting: to her sense of fun! to her sense of humor! to her fast living! to her big smile! to her hearty laugh! to her enjoyment of the best of all things! to her...

(Giant orangeman walks slowly to thuh podium, wif his famlee's encouragement.) Da first time I saw LaRRy online, it was like lukking in a mirror. We knew we wer meant tu be frends. I was a shy cat untill I met LaRRy, but he taut me to enjoy life. He an his meowmie introdused us to menny, menny of...

Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be fun. Ranger I'd love to Ranger, thank you for asking meh. It duz sound like it could be fun:) Pipps

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Mirana, Pixel, Quincy, Salmonberry, Shawn, Sprint, Stone, Teva 4 - Boris, Sundance, Tiger 6 - Mama, Mme. Anaïs 12 - Colette

after a while of talking and listening to good music and listening to stories of other bewinkings through the ages Tiger walks up to the microphone to give the toast to the newlywinked couple... Staff is passing out nip drinks to everyone, and then Tiger signals that they should each take a glass,...

mai meomie iz tew tyred tew pozt fingz rite nao, n hur hurtz en hur neez n legz, n hur dindin dint ugrei wif hur, n hur n Pa iz bof kyda kranky, n ai miz mai wink Meowy tew. Hur iz ona tryp wif hur meomie, but hur wyl beh bak sune , ai hoap. ai m sawry fur teling yew awl uf diz. Luffs Mosey fur...

Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad (I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) So between myne sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus wurrit abowt me (so...

Cash steps forward and says 'I am not sure how your cat-alert system works but Meomie jus let us know her 2foot friend Marilee was on watch when dey waves swept up to her cho (apartment/neighborhood in Japanese). Herself was owned by a small calico boy kittah named Pinto-chan. The cho building...

Hello, Is there anyone here that knows what is Nutralime, as not in hydrated lime? If so can we discuss it as being used as a kittylitter mixture? Right now iam using baking soda, which is very expensive compared to lime, plus doesnot do even half the job that lime does, which, when you consider,...

Does anykitty have any more debate questions for the sheriff catnidates? Post them here. If not, I move that we have a vote! Who wants to be the vote counter? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Queen Of The Moggies