We knowz mannie ofv u haz snow, Letuce know how u are doink. Unkle Bill, Unkle Serge and da rest ov u out in da Easdt. Piglett catserned. Grandson got stranded at home for at least 2 more days, In the Navy and couldn't get a flight back to base. Poor Baby!!!!

Tiger wuz myown bestest furend in da komoonitee. We wuz bof orinj, we wuz bof hooverkitteez, an we bof liked owr napz an owr fudz. Moss uv awl, tho, we lubbed owrown winkz. When I knew dat I wuz in lub wif Pitoonya, it wuz Tiger dat inkuraged mywonself to purrsoo her, to git ingajed, an to ask...

inny taykerz? I am 7 yeers old n wike tew pway. iam lonly...willingh tew shayer nip n toyz Will port innywere.. I gotz titlez tew, imprezzed yut?? Luffs Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada

Mosey, Mimzy, Bob Qat, Pookie, Sqweex, Pipps, FeLIX the Cat, Chester, Lucy, MH, anna foo utherz are reddy tew bwast off to da Moon dat promises to be a nise bakashun. Duz innybuddy else wanna ride wif usses? We gots snax n dwinks on da porter. The Kits have their majic rox dat Morgana gave...

Hihi, dis iz PacoBell fur da fambly. Meowmie tuk Charlie tew TED yesterdiy cuz he wuzn't aktin' rite. TED sez he gottid a bloked ummm....ya no, da plaz ware da pee komes owt. Annyway, ifn Meowmid hadn't bin wurryd enuf tew tayke hiim yesterdiy, TED sez he mite a dyd. But he'z gottid tew be dere...

PING! MeOwy, Lucy and any other RPCC kitty who hasn't posted for a while... Ar yu styll at RPCC? We miss hearing from yu and also want tu update the Officers lyzt. Also, are there enny other kitteez who dun't pozt here enny moor??? Pit2nya, Grand PoohBah ad keepurr ov da lyzt.

Happi New Yeer Effurykitty!!! I hope all of you little kitties have a safe and happy new yeer. May your new yeer be filled with joy, treats and most of all, love Happy Purrdai to all Januwairee Kitties!! Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrdai tew yew,

Da bootek iz neow opin furr doze kitteez huu wanna get drezt up furr Hollow-ween. On hand are all da Party Shop selectionz az well as on-line choyzez. Hollywood costoom shopz ar awlzo avaylibble. All can be Googled and ordered frum. Be shur to tell dem dat mine commission goez to RPCC! --...

Until you have a night where you don't sleep well, you can't imagine how much activity goes on in your house with your cats. Today is my Toto-Ruter thing on my heart and I was a bit nervous last night. I don't think these cats, who appear to sleep most of the day, I didn't realize how much...

Hihi kittiez! We wus in ower package! We hus nipniped owerselfs n now we ar awl offur da floor. Wese had tweets, n nip, bikkies, n nip, toyz n nip, more tweets n nip skritched ower new sisal mat, n nip.... Hmmm... we wuff Kissamouse... Meowy Kissamouse effurywun! Da Gordon Boyz n Sukie

Ohboyohboyohboy! We gottid ower furry furst Kissamouse kard tuday! Moon hazzint seen it yet but weel show it tu hur next time she comes tu da bak door. Fangu Pit2nya!!! Sebastian anna Joolian --

She sniffs then gets surrounded by Cash and Iowna who put sandals on her feets and whisk her off! She grins big as she hears she is headed to Espiritu Santo Mexico! They remind her she is 14 today and she tries to count but gets lost after 10. 'Many' she says and grins. The doors open and a...

Hihi to enny kitties in Orttawa Ontario, Katnada. We wuz jusrt wondering ifn enny ottawa kitties hoomans would like to get together fur coffee & donuts, or maybe Dim Sum. Our hooman, Fred, is looking to meet new friends in "Bytown" and people who are on cat's staff would be gudgud kontacts fer...

Mrrow, fellow catizens! We have received the voting records from Anti Sandy and reviewed them carefully. The results of the recount are as follows: Rosco: 40 votes Louise: 12 votes We saw no evidence of anything unusual or inappropriate in the voting records. Therefore we must conclude that...

so today da furree wented and getted owrz soft muffinz furm downstairz... he leaft dem onna breekfezt bar... all alone anna unatended... so sumcat ate da top offa dem leafin da insides der inna muffin paperz, we haz NO idermint whut sumcat didit, six cats sitting silentlee anna refuzin ta mit...

On Sunday, May 8, 2016 at 5:27:37 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote: I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring. Diss is gudgud. Butted keep an _eye_ on him. Boy cats an boy hoomins canNOT be trusted. -- Squeaktytoy, for her...

To all, Iz got the bestest list wez have fur now! Please check and help Meowmie edit it ok? OSSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA ,JAMYUARY, 2018 *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah - Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah - P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah - Sundance Prezident...

Kyla here, I subscribe to Flippy's mailing list and got this in my Outlook e-mail today, and felt the NEED to share it with you. ***here's what Flippy sent me*** Hi all,

"OK, bakker on in heer!" Rebecca says, showing da forekitty the area where the Fluffykitz Catering warehouse is being expanded. She and all the other kitties in the area are wearing hard hats and safety goggles. "Fangu, Ms. Rebecca, we shur appreciate yur hiring usses. We shud be able to git da...

And a reason why those of you on the Kissamouse card list will receive none from here this year.... Last week Charlie Fennel's badbadwickednasty kansurmonsters got the better of his kidneys and even though TED who loved him dearly called everyone she could think of to try and help, could come up...