Ai, Mosey, Vice Grand Poo Bah, (GNOT UH KLUB) have rememburd a few uf owr Catmoonity Klubz, but ai kan't rekal dem awl. Pi2nya, owr Grand Pooh Bah ,{hu iz on vakashun fur u cuppul uf weekz,} iz en charg uf da Osifurz, en hur Qwartly Repurt..yeUP. Sew, dat duzn't kount. Ai NOE der MOAR Klubz ...

Well, thith thucks! Mineown hoomin has to go look for a new toona place again. De company he was doing contract work for just tole him dat dey duzn't need him no more. I fink he's gonna call some of the hugemetalmonster driving places he talked to last year an see if dey still has a job for him. Se...

Hihi kitties, Just a cuple uv daze ago I shed a huge clump uv matted fur that I & Fred have been werlking on fur munfs wif da brush doin a liddle and my toungue doin a lot. So instead uv a big mat uv fur on my back I'ze got a thin spot that'll hafta gro bak inn. Fred is thinkin...

We just heard the news a few moments ago that Serge is gone. I can hardly believe it. I know his sweet Anais will be waiting for him on the other side of the Bridge. Such a good friend to all!

-TV anna HRH Cleopatra -Tiger anna Mme. A. -Chester anna Lucy. Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi

On a beautiful rain-washed autumn afternoon, Studmuffin (aka Muffin, aka Muff-man), beloved of Miss Tuffy, journied to the RB. We think all the wonderful purrs you all offered helped Meowmie to gently scoop him up and take him to TED, who agreed that it was his time. He was a remarkably tough...

Hi, everybody. First, my sincere thanks to everyone who replied to the "supplies" thread! Ah, were missing supplies my only problem, now! I have three problems I'd like to throw at people, if you don't mind. I'll throw them into separate messages for the sake of thread clarity. First ...

diz iza furzt of sefural freadz... ifin ursef iz innerested inna upkomin benshure anna ifin ursef iz winked... purleze pozt in diz fread, purleze alzo onlee poztsa infurmashun dat i willz lizt inna minute beclawz da soft izunt beree smartinuf ta sort xtra stuffanna herown mind won't stay clear...

Hi efery kitty, we nefer come on RPCC, altho we were memfurs frum way back. Sum of yew may know dat we had a bruffer named Kitsu, an he wentid to da bridge on August 12 at da age of 7. In August of 2001, mommy wuz kitty sittin fur a ladee who told her to leef fud outside fur da liddle stray...

Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin (sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED. Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin...

Hi everybody, just wondered if there are a few purrs flying around for me and Gavin. He came home from work today unwell and is now in hospital under observation. They think he MAY have had a small heart attack or else has a severe hiatus hernia. They wont know til all results of tests are in and...

We found him last night, lying right in front of the towel & rug nest that'd been his preferred sleeping-spot lately. It looked as though he'd been walking towards it and just collapsed. He was smart and sweet, even with his kinda rough-hewn manners. Bye,...

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...

Since Big Mama and Jocko have loaded up their RV, and Rex and Regina have already left, Harri and the other kitties and doggies board their RVs and motorcycles and form up. Sammy and Ranger doublecheck that the campfire is out and the camp site is cleaned up, then they wave to Harri in the lead...

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For all the kitties living on the East coast, all of us (me and my little brofur Sammy and my big sisfurs Cleo and Amelia) are sending you lots of purrs and meatloafs (well, Sammy and I haven't quite perfected our meatloaves yet). I heard on the news that something called a hurry-cane was headed...

Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties! Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties a fabor. Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself! Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat? Cybèle: I dunno....

Just now I see that Lorelei is on the top most level of her cat tree. I don't know how long she's been there. This is the FIRST time I've seen her there :) Every day, I open the curtains when I get up, and close them when it gets dark outside. The sun set over two hours ago, and the drapes are...

Sometimes hoomins can be SO trying! I iz a fierce tough grrrlkitty, and I'z proud of dat. When mine hoomin comes down to feed me breakfast and dinner, him allez says "Francy kitty, I have Francy Feast for you!". Francy! Dat's not mine name, it's FRANCESCA! So how can I get mine hoomins to call...

Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...