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Welcome! by
David Stevenson
For many many years I have sent one of these to anyone I have heard of
who has joined any Cat newsgroup. I shall no longer be doing so. Please
accept this as yours if you have never had one.
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Welcum 'venture kittiez to Pasadena by
Me
OK, weze reedy. Da porterz all set up iffin yuz rather skip all dat
messy LA traffic, or derz plenty of parkin in da alley fur RVz, carz and
bikez.
Come on in a make yurself cumfertable.
In da lifin rum we have highhigh windowz on either side of da
firehothothotkeepoutplace. Da inglenook on...
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WELKUM HOME UNKA SERGE!!! by
Rebecca
Da lastest we herd wuz dat Unka Serge mite be kummin home today, so letz hab
a bigbig partee fur him. Fluffykitz will cater, ub corse!
Rebecca
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Welkum to da Jellicle Ball by
Rebecca[_2_]
Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. Welkum to dis yeer's Jellicle Ball. Efurry
yeer, we gatherz to onner da frenz hoo leeved ussez in da past yeer. Itz a
sad okayshun, bekuz we missez owrown frenz, an yet itz a happee time, too,
kuz we gitz to be awl together an sellybrate owrown komoonitee.
Dis yeer...
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Welkum to Sundance an Pitoonya's annipurrsary sellybrashun! by
Sundance[_2_]
Welkum, efurrykittee! Fangu fur kummin to spend Pitoonya's an myown speshul
day wif ussez. Da hotel stafz iz reddy to see yurownselvez to da rumz, an
dere will be a bigbig dinner later. If yoo needz enneefing, juss ask da
hotel stafz. We will see yoo tunite at dinner.
Sundance
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Welkume to da Jellicle Ball!!!! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow, Kitties,
And welkum to the thirteenth Jellicle Ball, held
here on Cat Island off the coast of Ireland!
I'm Mme. Anaïs, and dis iz mine wink, Tiger, and
we iz yur MCC's for the Ball!
We're awl gafurred heer in Cat Island where owr
hosts haff made afailable dis bootiful island for
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well, have you started yet? by
Granby
Dan, this is Gramby and I want ot know where you are with decideing what to
write? Please don't tell me you haven't moved on this. I know there is
something good to come from your thoughts and hope you "git'er done".
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by Granby
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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy) by
Boogie's Mom
Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda
sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me.
Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while...
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Well, it's offishul by
Boogie's Mom
Me anna Meowmie will be moofin to the Bawlamore area, Paw will come later,
after we is settled inna new job. She gottid a gudgud job wif da govmint.
Now I gotta hewlp her figger out what to take wif usses (alla mine fud anna
toys, of corse).
I'ze gonna mis lifin inna Floriduh. I'ze gonna miss da...
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Well, mooofin dat is drawin neer. by
Fred[_2_]
Hihi kitties,
I am moofin this koming weakend. All da way frum Ottawa, Ontario tu
Wolfville, Nova Scotia. Packing is going slowly and I was sick this
past week, so it's a little scary, but I expect I'll make it. These
things always work out in the long run.
I am finished at my...
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Wellcum tu da Jellical Ball by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Flanked by Vice Grand Pooh-Bah Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah PookyKat,
The Grand Pooh Bah,Pitô.ônya,
in hur tuxeedo gown, takes the myk:
Welcum one, Welcum all,
Welcum tu da Jellical Ball.
Fur menny reezens we ar heer,
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WEN WEH SNED OWT OWR KISSAMOUSE KARDS WEH... by
Mosey =^ ..^=[_3_]
Put sum shyni hapi konfeti en da kard fur Noo Yeerz Eve. yeUP n ulso, wen
weh
paked owr Sekrit Sants cats n hoomins bawx,uh bit uf dat confetti fawled owt
uf da bag n et edud uo on da botrom uf da bawz.
HAPPY NOO YEER.
Weh kant/wunt sai hoo weh ...
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Went bizitink by
Granby
Diz iz Willow anna I ported ofver to Auntie Soft's house to check on the
kitties there. Dat puter of derez haz mezzed up sum filez againz so dey
wont be postink 'til dem get bak in orderz.
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went to TED today by
Rusty
I knew somefing was coming up when I saw my carrier on the floor. Sure
enough Meowmie took me to TED today. Even put my poop in the carrier.
Said TED asked for it.
They poke me all over and took my temperature. I was hissy mad and
growled. They called me grumpy Rusty. I was put in a tray with...
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Wer iz all r frenz by
Will in New Haven
No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an
now we don see nuffin.
Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she
do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise.
Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...
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Wer iz brekkus? by
Will in New Haven
Maggy May: Lass gnite da fudz dispeer frum da fudz counner an da wadur
bole wuz gnot on da flor. Dis happen in da middl ub da gnite butted
wee don FINK da Bear got ontoo da counder an eated da fudz an da BOLE.
Aldo he cood haff.
Missy: It wuz not da Bear. Da hoominz r gonna starv usses so we...
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Wer iz da GRAMBY by
Will in New Haven
Wee missus her an, too tell da troof, my fren Wascal missus hiz fren
Mz Piglet.
--
Maggy May
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by Granby
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Wer iz efurrybuddy by
Me
Weze goin threw silence withdrawal, derez bin no postz today. Wer iz
efurrybuddy? All drunk on nip?
Booker, Chappy an Snowflake
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