Oh hai mai sweet bootiful wink. MeOwy, 3 ai dunt feal sew gud rite gnow, ai m hot n mai noze iz dry n ai hab tew goh tew un nise TED at 4 O' klok diz afturnune, n dey wyl prolly mayke me gib dem sum blud tew fynd owt wat iz rong. n tayke mai tempurshre, n poke meh n stuff.....geez ai jest had...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! May 2011 1 - Lily-Belle, Squeak, 3 - Nerdy, Pippen

Hi Willow. Ralph, itz gud tu see yu agin Ize kant stay long cuz Ize goin tu da Bridj dis afternoon, but Ize wantid tu kum an sine da gestbuk wun last tyme. Ize gonna miss effurywun furry mich, but mine tyme tu go haz kum. Ize so furry tired. Hemi pikz up da pen, dipz it in da inkwell an sinez...

On Toozdae, da 13f, Rosco's Meowmee iz habbing hur birfday n Ii/weeee wuntud tew be da furst tew wish herself uh happee one. Purrz n kakyz n happee fingz fur yerownself Anti Debby Luffs Anti Kyla Mosey, Pookie, Sqweex n Pipps.

Dere r sum people heer hoo r saying bad fings bout my Meowmie Kyla, n mee tew n my adbise iz jest tew ignore dem. Dey are frum dat beeetlez newzgroop n r sayin fings dat are kalled a 'forge' anna dey r doin et heer tew, sayin fings her dint say. We will not lissen to dem. Nope. N we gnow...

Meow Kitties, We iz startink a purr-circle for Anti Sandy who is habbing surjuri tomorrow (Monday) morning. Letz purr for an eezy time fur herseff! -- Purrs,

Meow, Kitties, Well, it will be soon. We decided on Paris for owr venoo dis yeer, and I finks da Cat-hedral at Notre Dame. Is dis correct? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs

Myown sekkaterry, Anti Kyla iz habbing sim bad problumz wiff uh noo medisine fur hur blud preshure dat kant mayke hur fint strait n maykes hur dizzy n sik ai kant do nuffin wiffowt hur. Hur iz goin bak tew bed gnow Cood yew pweeze gib hur sum heeling purrz n say sum prayerz fur hur? Fanku...

Seanette Blaylock wrote: I guess that tuna place Mom talked to last week decided not to take her , but she's talking to another one tomorrow. I *really* hope she and Dad find tuna places soon, as upset as they are about not having them. Felix, not liking upset humans Well, Felix, I and...

In case anyone was wondering, this year's Jellicle Ball will be on October 27. Here near Chicatgo, the official full moon will be at 7:06 AM on that day. I know it's very early, but we might want to start thinking about ideas for places to hold it this year. Amelia

Hi every kitty. I'm reposting this as it's own thread to make it easier to find. Here are some of my campaign promises. I will continue to enhance my campaign promises from the previous 2 elections. Anything that hasn't been finished will be. Everything that's been finished will be evaluated...

Az yoo gnow, Uncl Bill an me gotted da same meowmie. Ann I know dat shee wann him to getted a harecutt butted hee don' seem to HEER mee wen I telld him. Should I bite him? Wud dat wurk? -- WooToo Cuddleseep is speshul, Effury ower countz az too. An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

Jist now, I'z wuz goin' fru Google Nooz, lukkin' fur da eggzakt tegzt uf mine sig. below. I'z stumbled ontu dis heer artikul http://tinyurl.com/kzxh, an' I haz a kweschun fur yurownself... Iz Jordan Rankin yur winkwink? I'z rememfurz hizownself askin' yu tu be hizown winkwink, buttid I'z...

I brought him home from the vet about 2 hours ago or less, maybe closer to 90 minutes. He was very groggy and unable to stand but he's walking around better now, still disoriented. He was given an antibiotic bt TED, one that is supposed to last 2 weeks. ( Anyone heard of this before?? ) I'm...

I'm a long time lurker here. Back in 2003, I started saving posts, because I just didn't have time to read them; I'm not very good at reading meow chat. So now, many years later, I have over 32,000 saved posts. Once I started saving a thread, I saved all of it, until there were no posts, to...

Felix, deer, Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food and there's gonna be dancing....... Gretchen Marie, hopeful

That PLONKS them?? If I PLONK you, that means you're in my killfile, you dolts! I can't see your dumb ass replies unless someone I haven't plonked responds to snippets of your stupid ****. So why in the world do you address me - Knowing full well that I'M NOT READING YOU?? STUPID!

There are GREEBLINGS in Auntie Debby's closet! Everykitty follow me! Rosco P. Catrane Sheriff Of Catmerica

Daisy-chan and Cash says to say hello so hello all! I'z new here. Meowmie calls me a puppy and I ain't gonna correct dat since I get lots of treats and stuff! Mai last owner was just an owner but he was a good man. Kept me well fed and plenty of vet time when I needed it as long as it didnt...

Unca Cory wrote: Goodbye, sweet girl. You may have done things your way and on your terms, but in an ironic twist, that's probably what I'll remember best, and most fondly, about you. --- Cory, about to get a bad case of MMS... Awwww...a nize strong hedbutt to...