Saturday afternoon Meomie and Paw went to tour the new animal shelter. They was going fur 2 or 3 hours. When dey got home dey found dat Starr da Dogg had broken a window pane out of the back door, squeezed through, and went out to lay in a pile of leaves in da back yard. Meowmie an Paw took her...

VICTOR VELCRO, HOUSE OF WELTON. Poor Victor Velcro was 20 years old when he went to Rainbow Bridge last Saturday, He had a urinary tract/bladder infection and the medicine the EVIL TED made Victor go blind, and then he just went downhill from there. The name of the medicine is Baytric or...

isa yourownself ok with the muddslides? Soft thought you lived near there??? please let us know so she will quit worrying about you, Miss Violette catcerned

Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then begins. "Hello all! I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by best estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby 20. I likes 'sweet...

This is Piglets slave, Gramby. My son had a calico cat come to his house. He took it to the vet for surgery and shots etc. This cat was more vocal than Piglet but since comming home she doesn't make a sound. I held her today and she would open her mouth like she was going to talk but, not a...

No, we haznt heered frum dem. I will instruck owrown sekkaterry to contack her, an we will repurrt bsk. Sundance

Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...

I just got home from the vet's office. He had lost three pounds in three weeks, and his kidneys had completely shut down so that his body was using up its own protein because the kidneys weren't functioning. He hadn't been able to walk or see for several days and couldn't hold his head up....

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I hate to disturb everyone at so solemn a time as the Jellicle Ball, but the holiday season has snuck up on us again. I had hoped that the code elves would have anew fully automated web site ready for Sekrit Santa signups this year, but they are still working their tiny little fingers off and...

Mine Paw has lefted us to go ona trip fur his toona place. I will tell you all about dat a liddle later - hoomins can be so dense sometimes! Him is clear across da state in Cedar Falls. When him was there carrying stuffz into sum place called da Unidome him getted a call on hims phone. Some...

Gud eevnin, kitteez, an welkum to today's Catifurnia repurrt. After yeerz an yeerz of rane... Whut's dat, Rebecca? Reely? Well, OK, then, I'll start ober. After weekz of rane, we haz finally had a fyoo dayz of sun. Rebecca an me haz bin abul to injoy lyin in da sun in da afternoonz. When dere is...

mai meowmie iz sik in da tummy n hur cud shur uze sum healing purrs] hur uz goin tu bed fur uhwile nao ai wyl pway nursecat tu hur Fank yu mai gud furendz MoseyO

Purrs are needed for Kitty Schottland. GranMeowmie rushed her into TED this morning because she wasn't acting right. He took her temperature and wouldn't give it back; he stole some blood, too, and wouldn't give that back either. He didn't feel any obstructions or large tumors, so we are now...

diz iza furzt of sefural freadz... ifin ursef iz innerested inna upkomin benshure anna ifin ursef iz winked... purleze pozt in diz fread, purleze alzo onlee poztsa infurmashun dat i willz lizt inna minute beclawz da soft izunt beree smartinuf ta sort xtra stuffanna herown mind won't stay clear...

Hi kittiez It iz wif grayt sadniss dat weez ask fur purrz and purrayerz fur owr broffur BJ (Bon Jovi)'s sayf jurnee tu da Bridj. :-( BJ wazza feral kitty dat meomie fostured az an Abbey cat, an becaym a memfur uv DaRennieKidz wen da Abbey Cat purresidint gayv him tu meowmie tu yeerz ago fur...

The Sekrit Santa matchups have all been sent out, and the Christmas card list was just emailed a few minutes ago. Everybody who believes they've contacted me, please check your email and let me if you did NOT get your matchup or your Christmas card list. I can still fix any errors that are...

So early diz furry mornin, ize waz reely reely kold an ize wanted to be in a warm place. Butted da hoomin turn off da heetmaker in da dark. in searchin fur heet wif my heet seekin divice, ize found a lump ov it on da bed. so ize nok nok nok on da only fing stickin out frum under da blanketz....

Exrxes News Network wrote: "MR.Fixiit13 My Lee Starns My Buddy 1.TroubleMaker4ev87" wrote in message ... I know Prince Albert of Monacco and Britian I forget yhe 3...

Are there any old-timers out there who can/would be willing to help me pull together the names of the original rpcc'ers (cats and hoomins)? I'm trying to get a page done with this information, and I'm getting so catfoozed reading through all the old messages, trying to pull names from them. Any...