Hihi, dis iz PacoBell fur da fambly. Meowmie tuk Charlie tew TED yesterdiy cuz he wuzn't aktin' rite. TED sez he gottid a bloked ummm....ya no, da plaz ware da pee komes owt. Annyway, ifn Meowmid hadn't bin wurryd enuf tew tayke hiim yesterdiy, TED sez he mite a dyd. But he'z gottid tew be dere...

so today da furree wented and getted owrz soft muffinz furm downstairz... he leaft dem onna breekfezt bar... all alone anna unatended... so sumcat ate da top offa dem leafin da insides der inna muffin paperz, we haz NO idermint whut sumcat didit, six cats sitting silentlee anna refuzin ta mit...

Mrrow, fellow catizens! We have received the voting records from Anti Sandy and reviewed them carefully. The results of the recount are as follows: Rosco: 40 votes Louise: 12 votes We saw no evidence of anything unusual or inappropriate in the voting records. Therefore we must conclude that...

And a reason why those of you on the Kissamouse card list will receive none from here this year.... Last week Charlie Fennel's badbadwickednasty kansurmonsters got the better of his kidneys and even though TED who loved him dearly called everyone she could think of to try and help, could come up...

Hello fellow animal lovers! I am writing as the coordinator for The Last Resort Animal Sanctuary, Inc. a small scale non-profit 501c3 NO KILL small animal shelter. Our shelter was previously located on a farm property, but recently went up for sale leaving us scrambling to find a place for our 150...

"OK, bakker on in heer!" Rebecca says, showing da forekitty the area where the Fluffykitz Catering warehouse is being expanded. She and all the other kitties in the area are wearing hard hats and safety goggles. "Fangu, Ms. Rebecca, we shur appreciate yur hiring usses. We shud be able to git da...

All kittiez at da B and B, youz all prolly noticed dat da hoomin part of the B&B and da neighbor houses all lost dere 'lectricity a couple times today, most recently from 5:00 PM to 6:30 PM. Fortunately, us kittiez is allez prepared so we haz a backup generator dat kicked in as soon as da power...

It iz wif sadsad hartz dat we annownze da passing tu da Rainbow Bridge uf owr cuzzin Scooter, Howse uf Kleinfelder. She wuzza shy kitty, but much luffed. She will be mist by hurz fambly, hur bruffur Licorice, an by da commyunitee. Cinni, Bitsy, Baby, Cookie an Junior *five kitteez form a...

Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here...

Yes Kitties. Fred finally got ourownselves photos up an the web site. It shows usses in our bestest light and carries messages fur all kitties and whatever hoomans have the intelligence to understand. Oh, and you'll have to be warned, it's a big page and a high speed connection is reallly...

Mine sekkerterree/Meowmee iz fynulwee bak. Hur smelz frum udder kitteez. It'z bin twelf dayz. Hur had da nurff tu hit da "Katch-up" buttun. Neow hur iz komplaynin ov jette-lagge. -- Pitô.ônya

Meow, Kitties! I haff some furry sadsad nooz, the hooman wuz tawkin to Anti Bev (datz Samantha's meowmie) on da ringytawkinboks and came away furry sad... : Bev's husband, Leo had a heart attack this spring, and then went in for heart surgery; he was healing well until last month when he went...

Hihi to enny kitties in Orttawa Ontario, Katnada. We wuz jusrt wondering ifn enny ottawa kitties hoomans would like to get together fur coffee & donuts, or maybe Dim Sum. Our hooman, Fred, is looking to meet new friends in "Bytown" and people who are on cat's staff would be gudgud kontacts fer...

Stormmee, since my date seems to have deserted me, would you share this last dance with me? Respectfully meowed, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence

Hihi kittiez! We wus in ower package! We hus nipniped owerselfs n now we ar awl offur da floor. Wese had tweets, n nip, bikkies, n nip, toyz n nip, more tweets n nip skritched ower new sisal mat, n nip.... Hmmm... we wuff Kissamouse... Meowy Kissamouse effurywun! Da Gordon Boyz n Sukie

Wee all vote for him, Cinder, Beauty and Spring an even the Alley Cat in then alley.

Diz iz Piglett and time iz gettink shortz. Haz u girl cats gone to toonyas botikue and gotted ur outfits for da dance and da rest of da serimoniez? I hazn herd if dere iz a partikular theme diz yearz. No one haz said muchez bout what dem iz wearink. Minown gown iz covered wiff Rainbowz, in...

Dis wuz da lastest straw. The uther day we heered Meowmie tawkin bowt how dat noo KFC chickybird iz furry deelishus. Today she bringed sum home an, as yoosual, didnt give ussez ennee! I fingkz we needz to orgynize a expydishun to go git sum owrownselvez. Whoze wif me? Ennee ideerz on how...

Soft stupidly emailed her TV's response to The other hooman instead of putting it here where it belongs, So I decided she should start the new thread with it/ Miss Violette OK letz goo, TV openz porter and sets coordinates to start a new thread, doez you wanna stay atta same plaze in neworleanz...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Amber, Baby, Nicholas, Percy, Stormee, Tinkerbelle, Yarrow 11 - Isabella 14 - Matthias, Oz, Voodoo 15 - Maestro