Deer Frenz It wuz in a widdle kaj an a ladee had it rite outsid r hous. Wen da ladee stupd to talk to da Bear anna da Uncl Bill, I seed da mousee real gud. I haff wun fing to say: WUT DEW YOO PEEPL FINK YOO R DOING. You hunt and kill dese widdle aminals? Yoo beat dem up an hurted dem?

I fink she duz butted she dint yooz itted. I wuz watshin da whirld gew by from my winnow, sew da peepl cud see da byooty wut iz me. Dah naybors, Wenny an her dottir Morgun, wuz on da portsh. Den Mommy started breenging widdle SaMANfa out foer her wok. But widdl Morgan, hoo iz only a bitty hooomin...

It wuz furry late oclok. I wuz minin mine own bisness on da big eeting tabl. All da hoomins wuz tukd intoo dere bedses, sew gno wun coold ubjek. EXCEP da Bear. Hee startud yelling "GET OFF DA TABL" wike is a powees doggy or somfin. He gnos der is a rool bout getting on da tabul an, DISS is funnee,...

It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud nite." da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see mine byooty. An...

She WIKES itted an shee iz sayin effery thyme shee goos outted, "is it snowing yet? PEEZ let itted snow soon." Wee don' wannit to sn*w. It maks da hoomins messy an da doggies, expeshully da Bear, getted da cole an wet stuffs all offer usses. An r outdoor kitty frenz don wike itted. Wee is afrade...

I rited diss for her butted I gneed moar lirycses. "A tiss on da gnose may be kwite sentimental Butted cookees ar a grrls bess fren." -- WooToo, da songriter

Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts. Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly, reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum. An Mommy Mickey wuz...

Shee iz getten spaded an dey seigh it is rooteen BUTTED we ar wurried. Awlso, de ebil hoomins (dat she wuvs sew mutsh) did notted giff herseff brekkus an dat upsetted her. Sew wee wood wike sum purrs for da puppee-pincess. -- Missy, four her Hous

R nyabur Tucker-dog jus gotted a littl bruther. His gname is Buzter and he is kyoot. I saw Bear an Samanfa an Uncl Bill meet da gnu doggie ouside. Tucker wuz dere an Ant Wenny an Uncl Andray an MarSELL an notty Morgan, da kidsus. Dey playd an had fun. Da gnu puppy is a booldogg. Missy

four da week. Servis is gonna supher, mark mine wurds. Uncl Bil do try butted hee is gnot two brite. -- Maggy May, for hur Hous

On Oct 4, 10:54*pm, Bobcat wrote: On Oct 4, 6:18*pm, "Stormmmee" wrote: tiger hafin arrifed earli to hep hiz wife kittee wif da MCC duteez has gotten a drink and snakz fur hersef haz eaten sefural oyzterz and iz now looking...

His meowmie iz furry gnice butted she kannot com too dis nosegroop an tak rite, sew wee founded out heee izn feelin gudgud wen Uncl Bill reeded abote it on dat uvver nosegroop. Hee izn feelin gud beclaws he haz kidnee problums an anemya. Hee iz a wunnerful Big Dood an reelly luvs his meowmie. Hee...

Less juss seigh yoo wuz stanin on da couner wer yoor meowmie fixuz hur kofee. Da wun yooo yoshully isn' sposed too stan on. An spose sumfin happens sew da fingee wit da creem in it tipd offer an spilt. An suppos yoo drinkd da creem dat spilt out. Juss suppoz. Wood der bee enny weigh to blam da...

His meomie iz gonna brush him an hug him an tiss him all day an den hee iz goin dis affernoon. Hee iz too week to wan too stay an reddy four hiz gnew adbenchur butted hee will miss his meomee til she joyns him an hee feel bad four efferywun hoo will be sad. Let us purr dat Dante, hoo iz also gonna...

Mommie Micki wuz at wurk. Shee hazta tak car ub hur clientz all nite sumtimz. An it wuz col in hur bedrum wiffout hur. An WooToo din' wanned uz in Uncl Bill's bed beclaws she wuz bein a lady-d*g. Sew, me an Missy an Maggy May all huddled aroun da Bear too gough tew seep. Hee iz big an furry an...

Der iz dis fing on da tellebishun wich wud stup Uncl Bill frum snoring. It luks like it wud wurk gud an dey sey it won' hurted him. Sew efferry time da ad for dis comes on da tv, I chirp at him to gettted it. But HEE doo eferyfing els hee can fink ub four me, beclaws he meens well, butted hee iz...

Hees meowmie iz namd Theresa. Shee doo gnot post wiff usses butted shee is a wonnerful kittee-meowmie an Dante iz her other cat. Butted I don gnow der House nam. -- WooToo an Maggy May

Wascal will observe da seremonies and da walk. Den he will danse wiff da older ladeez an da ladeez wiffout partners until Miss Piglett can joyne him in cuttin da rugg. Sunrise an Missy an WooToo will also observe da seremonies. Dey will danse wiff Wascal an sum unacompaneed boycats a little bit...

Mutssh dis weekend. Hee iz waytin to weev work all shivery and fevurish an sneezy coffing. Mee an Maggy May an efferywun iz getting reddy to tak car ub himself. Chikum soop is bein made. -- WooToo

Now dat da hoomins is froo wiff awl dat gneiss grass wiff da stans aroun for r frenz to watsh, less haff a PATTYBAWL turnimant dere atted Wimbleton. Ob korse, wee will eech haff plenny ob pongpong bawls to bat aroun. An awl ob usses will WIN. -- WooToo