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Uncle Bruce askus to Purr for da Hors by
Will in New Haven
Jon Henree issa horse datiss goin to dabridge neow. Uncl Bill anna
Uncl Bruce was talkin about him been a great runnin hors anna dat hiss
peepl kept him like a big kittee aftr heee was thu runnin. Becuz dey
wuved him like dey shudda.
Hee wuz over thirty yeerz ol anna had been wivin wike a king for...
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In da Gnus: A Recent Experiment by
Will in New Haven
In eech instans, seferal objeks was lined up, wiff a treet unner won
ob dem. Den a hoomin experimenter wood _poynt_ to da objec wiff da
treet.
Wen da subjek was a doggie, effen a widdl puppy, da subjek wood go to
wer da hoomin wuz pointin.
Wen da subjek was a woof, even a woof dat had libd wiff...
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Diss Morning by
Will in New Haven
Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.
Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and...
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Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane...
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Iyam Smarter Nor Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
But wut else iss noo.
Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da
weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call
it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna
putted it on its side by da dressur.
I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna...
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Tatiana, weee r sorree by
Will in New Haven
On Dec 29, 6:13 pm, jbello wrote:
On Dec 29, 5:00 pm, Will in New Haven
Not trying to really blame anyone, but I just think it is such a
horrible thing when I hear an animal had to die. You don't think the
zoo should have been monitoring these kids sitting on the...
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Tatiana, weee r sorree by
Will in New Haven
Dos men wud notted hav hurted yoo. I no dat yoo wur skared butted so
wur dey. An da policemen wur scared ann had to saf de hoomins.
Efferybudy luved yur curag an byooty an efferywun admired yoor power
butted dey had too doo wut dey did. Da occifers wut did it iss cryin
butted dey had too do it. Ann...
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Pigwett by
Will in New Haven
Three cats at the ball. A red Persian, lithe and byootiful with
copper eyes: Sunrise. A white Persian, large beside his lady but
rather a small cat. quite handsome: Winnie. And a domestic shorthair.
Natty in a tux and carrying a corsage
Sunrise: Dis issa BALL. Weee gonna dance oryoo iss in...
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by Granby
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Pigwette by
Will in New Haven
Dis issa Wascal,
Wudyoo blushes and stares at feet letme be yoor escort to da wedwink
anda ball?
stammers, blushes, runs away
Wascal
I will gib himm yooor ansur. He issa shy. Anna it wuz hard to get Uncl
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Wy Issa DaFudz so GudGud by
Will in New Haven
Yoosully Uncl Bill filz dabowlz inda morning, befor Bear tak him four
his walk or right affur. Den weee all eet all day an den heee putz a
widddle mor fudz in dabowls befor Bear walk him inda evnin. Ander issa
yoosully fudz left inna dabowl den but hee fillz dabowls enyway.Ub
cors der issa treets...
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Bad Fogg by
Will in New Haven
Der issa lotsa fogg aroun dis mornin. Uncl Bill anna Bear go OUT so
dey can walkwalk aroun. anna wee waitz fur r brekkus. Buddy sez
"hewwo" frum hur caje.
Den dey com bak inna house. Anna Uncl Bill issa feedin uss anna Bear.
Anhee sez dat da fogg "come in on widdle cat feet.
How DARE dat fogg...
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Mine Favrit Thyme of Day by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I have wotsa wunnerful thymes butted mine absolutest favrit is late at gnite. I am in mine bed, cuddled up wiff Mommy Micki an I heer Uncl Bill an mine sisfer Samanfa on da stares.
Sammy runruns into mine room an Uncl Bill follers herseff. Dey haff bin on da gnite patrol an peport efferything is...
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Uncl Bill thinked diss wuz FUNNY an he WAFFED by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum.
On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen...
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Hoomin on a String by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Greetins Awl
Wile we are on da trip wiff yoons, r Uncl Bill seed a kitty walkin a hoomin on a string. Wee see doggies do diss (I do it mine ownseff, sez Sammanfa) an a pot-bellied piggy wuns but nefer a kitty befor, aldo we gno dat Samuel Road cat is a expert in diss matter.
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SqueakyToy Shanel...
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Umm, route 66 trip? by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
On Monday, May 5, 2014 2:00:44 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
--
Pi2�nya AKA Sweetee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:57:01 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
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Wut Do wun Do by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Diss morning widdl Samafa, mine doggy, wood not getted up out ob bed an walk Uncl Bill. I telld her dat it is her dooty to keep himseff from getting any fatterer. An she open wun eye an sed.
"Cuddle seep is sacred to Bast."
How does wun argyoo wiff sumfin so correct, even if a doggie sed...
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Inrodoosing Mineseff by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you
Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee.
I am seben yeers...
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Tribyoots to Missy by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I cood gnot unnerstan wy Missy dint wike hoomins. And den I reelized dat it was a GAME. Jus wike sum hoomins preten to be grumpy, Missy givd da hoomins a hard thyme for her amoosment. At lees dats wut I fink.
She wuz allus reel gneiss to me an she loved her mommy Maggy May (tear) an her bruther da...
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WY iz dat bole on mine flore? by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Da Uncl Bill putted a noo BOLE on mine flore. It doo gnot haff fudz in
itself. Mine fudz bole haz plenny ub kruncheez, ub korse. It duz gnot
haff WADDER in itself. Mine wadder bole jus got filled wiff cold cleen
wadder.
Dis bole haz noffing in it butted CHANJE. Uncl Bill is piking up da
chanje dat...
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Tribyoots For WooToo by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
A teleporter with a time attachment lands and a white shorthaired cat and a small shaggy dog got out sometime earlier in the week
A lithe, white, extremely agile and elegant lady cat ascends the podium
I wan too say a fyoo words about mine fren WooToo. We dint spen mutsh time together beclaws...
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